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Tom Coates
06:54 / 14.04.05
The e-mails have gone out and we may have a few dozen new members by the end of the day. This thread is for them to introduce themselves to the rest of the board and for the rest of the board to wave back and be nice!
 
 
■
07:30 / 14.04.05
Coooeeeeee!
Join us. For ever. and ever. and ever.
 
 
Sax
07:41 / 14.04.05
**Waits expectantly**
 
 
Loomis
07:43 / 14.04.05
Could you please wait more quietly? I can't hear myself think in here.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:49 / 14.04.05
*Smooths down skirt*
*Fiddles with buttons on arm of sofa, catches self, stops*
*Clears throat*

Well. This is nice, isn't it?
 
 
Jub
08:07 / 14.04.05
24 left to go until member 5000 - let the ass candling commence.
 
 
■
08:09 / 14.04.05
Sshh. You'll scare them away.
[Wipes away grime from small patch of window. Peers into street] I think they're coming. Or is that a milkman?
 
 
Smoothly
08:10 / 14.04.05
Bet they're all in the kitchen.
Or maybe Ariadne's tempted them all in here with the promise of soup and loose morals.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
08:11 / 14.04.05
Ixnay on the andlingcay.
Is this going to be another one of those threads that swells with posts and in-jokes and ends up intimidating new members, none of whom actually post?
 
 
Loomis
08:18 / 14.04.05
Of course it is Bizunth! But I thought we'd agreed to live in denial about that.

La la la ... can't hear you ...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
08:25 / 14.04.05
[Leslie Phillips] Hell-low... [/Carry On]
 
 
Unencumbered
08:29 / 14.04.05
I don't think they're coming, you know.
 
 
■
08:40 / 14.04.05
C'mon we don't bite.







Much.
 
 
Smoothly
08:46 / 14.04.05
Come on. I'll give the first one in a turn down Mords's skirt. Frankly, the way she's picking at the upholstery, I don't think I'm really doing it for her.
 
 
Not in the Face
08:53 / 14.04.05
oooo - after all those tempting invites I'll bite and be the first.

Very excited to get my barbelith invite today, although I can't promise to be one of the funny applicants that Oulabelle mentioned. In fact I feel quite envious of them as introductory posts and reasons for joining always give me the heeby-jeebies and I end up rambling - much like now.

So hello everyone.
Hmm, not much of an introduction really, but see aforementioned heeby-jeebies. Perhaps it would be easier through 20 questions?

Maybe I'll just wander over to the charities thread in a bit as its my specialist subject for 10 and post insightful and witty comments that this post lacks.

Or maybe not

Not much of an introduction realy - what do you want to know?
 
 
Jub
08:58 / 14.04.05
How many times have you been ass candled before?
 
 
paranoidwriter waves hello
09:27 / 14.04.05
Er.... Hi.....

*Scrapes the ground with the toe of his boot*

When I woke up today and saw Tom's Email I felt like Charlie finding his Golden Ticket, and I've just spent the best part of an hour thinking of how to introduce myself to all you Umpah-Lumpahs. Unfortunately, as my father would say, if wit were shit I'm constipated and nothings forthcoming . I don't know, maybe one of Jub's ass candles will free me up and help me to wax lyrical?

Other than that, I guess the only thing left for me to do is put in a link to my web-site, so you can learn a little more about what makes me.... tick: www.paranoidwriter.com

I'll be back later when I've got something to say for myself. I'm looking forward to making your acquaintance.

Excelsior!

p.w
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
09:32 / 14.04.05
You had me from 'Excelsior'.
So, um, pretty much only at the end.
Welcome!
 
 
alejandrodelloco
09:36 / 14.04.05
I return! (sorta...) I once was flufeemunk, but that account somehow exploded in an unfortunate gardening accident. Hooray for being on Barbelith again!
 
 
---
09:55 / 14.04.05
flufeemunk is back! Nice one dude!

Welcome to the other new people too, I hope you like it here. (after the ass-candles and whatever)

So is the 5000th member thread getting bumped?
 
 
ericb
12:08 / 14.04.05
“Okay, class, class…settle down.

I’ve someone new to introduce. This is Eric. Eric, why don’t you start off telling us a little bit about yourself.”

“Hi. My name is Eric. I’m from Boston, Massachusetts. I like kitty-cats, sunsets and long walks on the beach. Ah…screw this. Miss Knight, if you can run fast enough (remember it’s just inches-and-pounds, inches and pounds) you might be able to catch my Mom in the parking lot. You gals, go out and have a nice chat over coffee. I’m taking these folks out for a pint or two. Drinks are on me. Nice to meet ya’ll.
 
 
ericb
12:09 / 14.04.05
Oh…by the way,

Mordant – You look mighty purdy in that skirt!

Jub and Xyu – Oh, okay, I’ll submit to a few initiation whacks on the bum (that’s what I’m saying; but what I’m thinking, is “You come near me with that friggin’ paddle, I’ll whoop your ass right back!”). ;-)
 
 
■
12:10 / 14.04.05
ericb? we need ll as well, hell!
 
 
ibis the being
12:16 / 14.04.05
Hello, Eric - I'm from Boston too! Well, from Mass, now in Boston. Here, have a grinder, and I'll run down to the bubbler to get you a drink.
 
 
ericb
12:18 / 14.04.05
cube star - oh, okay. Just be gentle...and be assured it aint my fault. I didn't vote for the chimp either time around.
 
 
agvvv
12:19 / 14.04.05
Hello eric.. *whispery yelling kinda thing* Stoatie!! You got the asscandles ready?!
 
 
Dxncxn
12:20 / 14.04.05
In the second-hand record shop where I work, everyone takes it in turns to play music. And when there’s someone new, it quite often takes them a good ten or fifteen minutes to pick their first go. You occasionally walk in on them staring intently at the Cd file, deep in thought... ‘Is “White Blood Cells” too obvious? Is “Metal Machine Music” trying too hard?’ And so on.

And right now I’m remembering how that feels.

So, anyway: Hello. Nice to meet you all. Will maybe add more later, if the indecisiveness and obsessive self-editing subside (although, in truth, I’ve been waiting fifteen or so years for that to happen, so I’m not exactly holding my breath...)
 
 
■
12:25 / 14.04.05
Sorry about that, I recently ripped my copy of Apocalypse 91 and have been blowing my ears out to Bring tha Noise on a regular basis. I am prone to obscure smartarsery which doesn't always come off well (especially in sans fonts).
 
 
agvvv
12:30 / 14.04.05
Sans fonts is bad cube.. welcome duncan. now, where do you all come from all of a sudden? that being said, you both look like nice decent citizens though. which is good
 
 
grant
12:34 / 14.04.05
So what do all of you folks do for kicks?
 
 
agvvv
13:06 / 14.04.05
Is the board open again grant? good thing I think..
 
 
Smoothly
13:11 / 14.04.05
See here, here and here.
 
 
agvvv
13:16 / 14.04.05
Oh.. *blush* thanks
 
 
Sax
14:20 / 14.04.05
But not to get off the point...
Unless I'm very much mistaken, the newcomers are arriving.
Yes, a warm welcome to you all.

However you got here, make yourselves comfortable.
I'm sure most people will introduce themselves soon.
Never be afraid to leap into debate.
Try out some of the other fora
Especially the Head Shop, Books, Creation, Music...
Run free in the unfettered debate.
Lie and relax in the nonsense
Always think before you post
Never reply without reading a thread fully
Do have fun.
.
 
 
■
14:29 / 14.04.05
Don't post drunk. And if you do post drunk, try not to post drunk.


Oh, and make no assumptions as to the sex/gender of other posters.
 
  

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