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F33R my +3 Shift Of Lateness

  
  

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Saint Keggers
23:51 / 10.04.05
Im here....but playing Boggle over the net...it boggles the mind.
 
 
iamus
23:51 / 10.04.05
I'm writing just now, but shifting impedes on workrate.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:51 / 10.04.05
I think I should try tea instead, it's just that when I see there's no alcohol around I see the night as a lost cause.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:52 / 10.04.05
That all happened way too fast for my tiny tiny mind.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:52 / 10.04.05
Wow... in already seeing my whole life as one.
 
 
iamus
23:53 / 10.04.05
Now I have a craving for chocolate and that's definately bad for making my self tireder.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:54 / 10.04.05
mmm... I really must make that chocolate/coffee cheesecake.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:55 / 10.04.05
Yay! I can post again... briefly!

And for the record, I wasn't hiding like a ninja. I was lurking in a rowing boat which had quietly moored alongside the LateShift, ready to leap aboard, cutlass aloft, and give the signal to keggers and my other piratey shipmates to begin plundering.

Well, that and playing the bouncy Nazi kitten game.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:00 / 11.04.05
Me thinks he does protest too much, me hearties !

It pains me in the wooden leg to say this, ye demented sea dogs, but Mas'er Stoat must walk... the... plank ?
 
 
iamus
00:04 / 11.04.05
Naaaaar!

'Tis a case fer keelhaulin' if er one was made!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:05 / 11.04.05
Yes...Stoatie must walk the plank. Then feed the plank. Make sure the plank has received all its shots.
 
 
iamus
00:07 / 11.04.05
Then he must Respect the plank!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:09 / 11.04.05
Arrrr! This pirate be off to bed or watchin' a film!

A film about pirates no doubt!

...

I have a severe lack of pirate-themed movies.
 
 
iamus
00:10 / 11.04.05
Night Suedey.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:10 / 11.04.05
Oh, anything that's rated ARRR should do.

I'll get me tricorn hat.
 
 
iamus
00:19 / 11.04.05
I think I'm going to have to extract myself from this shift in an effort to do some proper work. I might be back later though.

If not, Good night.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:19 / 11.04.05
I want cheesecake. Now dammit!
 
 
alas
00:23 / 11.04.05
That nazi kitten game is simply surreal. But nothing tops the rated ARRR joke. Ouch, stoat...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 11.04.05
It was especially poo because we don't have an 'R' rating in England!
 
 
alas
00:34 / 11.04.05
Do you have ratings in England?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:35 / 11.04.05
Yeah- U, PG, PG-13, 15, and 18. None of which lend themselves to nautical puns, unfortunately.

The word "ratings", however...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:35 / 11.04.05
Actually, bollocks to that. We don't have PG-13. We have 12, I think.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:38 / 11.04.05
Demand better pun materials!
 
 
alas
01:07 / 11.04.05
Argh. I hate it when I check my work email on Sunday night. Damnit, there's work in there! What am I thinking!

Well, I think I'm going to go make merry with Grendel's mother. Soooo long, folks...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:10 / 11.04.05
'night.

Yeah, better punning materials should be an election-winner, I reckon.
 
 
iamus
01:20 / 11.04.05
15 men on a dead man's chest?

Anyone?

Anyone?


Didn't think so.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:25 / 11.04.05
Im not dead yet! Please...get off my chest.. I can't breathe!
 
 
iamus
01:35 / 11.04.05
Liar! How come you're talking so coherently if you can't breathe?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:35 / 11.04.05
Dude, here's some rum...

A whole quart of it ( US measures ! )

Livelely up yerself ( you gotte lively up y'self. )
 
 
iamus
01:39 / 11.04.05
How does Bob Marley like his dougnuts?


Wi' Jammin

(Okay, that works a whole lot better if you're not American. Wi' Jellyin doesn't sound quite as good.)
 
 
iamus
01:40 / 11.04.05
But you're not.

Canadians? I just have no idea.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:41 / 11.04.05
Canadian here.
 
 
iamus
01:41 / 11.04.05
So can Alex cope without rum?
 
 
iamus
01:41 / 11.04.05
Oh! Keggers! -cough- How are you?!!?

-whistles-
 
 
iamus
01:45 / 11.04.05
Right. This time I really am off to bed.

'Night all.
 
  

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