Surely vampires go for blood oranges instead of limes though?

I have no idea who he is. A random google find.

I'm disturbed by him because he has the clothes, neck and shoulders of a twelve year old boy from back in the day. But he has the face of a very old man made out of elastic.

iamus

22:53 / 10.04.05

Bing! I think Suedey has it.

Saint Keggers

23:02 / 10.04.05

My computer just went Ka-thunk! Yet is seems to be working better now. I was expecting/hoping for an explosions to ensue.

Hey All.

Olulabelle

23:05 / 10.04.05

That is so not Popeye. This:

is Popeye.

That perhaps is a man who looks like Popeye, but Popeye is an cartoon whereas that is very definitely a photo of a real man, ergo, not Popeye.

■

23:05 / 10.04.05

Evebing all. Just thought the theme fitted with Ian McKellen's favourite gag:

What's the difference between eating a Scotch egg and giving a blowjob?

Olulabelle

23:08 / 10.04.05

I don't know.

One actually tastes nice and the other is very eggy and you don't know the true origination of the meat?

■

23:09 / 10.04.05

You don't know? SPLENDID, let's go and have a picnic...

■

23:10 / 10.04.05

Damn. Good gags don't work on the interweb, do they?

Olulabelle

23:11 / 10.04.05

Possibly good gags do.

Saint Keggers

23:13 / 10.04.05

Well let you know when we see one.

iamus

23:16 / 10.04.05

Popeye was a work of biography. And it looks like he learned the difference between blowjobs and Scotch eggs the hard way.

I told him to watch out ...."They're round and covered in breadcrumbs" but he didn't listen.

Saint Keggers

23:17 / 10.04.05

That man is hiding the shame of playing "got your nose" with children far more skilled than he.

Bed Head

23:18 / 10.04.05

Well, that was good. My connection just died on me. And right after my big rock n roll entrance, too.

But, hurrah! I am restored! So. Suedey, your painting is quite outrageously lovely and summery. Just needed to say that before it slips from t’shift forever and Popeye takes over. Bloody Popeye, bah humbug etc.

Saint Keggers

23:19 / 10.04.05

Ah Popeye... the only known man with a case of superfluous buttock on the chin.

iamus

23:21 / 10.04.05

Yeah, I should reiterate how lovely Suedey's picnic picture is.

I also like the animated gif of Aleister Crowley.

Olulabelle

23:22 / 10.04.05

I am very worried for the state of your posterior Keggers, if you think that's what a buttock looks like.

WB, Bed.

Saint Keggers

23:23 / 10.04.05

Oh look at the cartoon of Popeye...if those aren't two asscheeks...Then I dont want to know what is.

Olulabelle

23:25 / 10.04.05

Ah OK. I'll give you that. I thought you were referring to the 'real man' Popeye, in which case I am sure you agree, it would have been worrying.

iamus

23:27 / 10.04.05

What are you two on about?

Asscheeks look like that........don't they?

Yours might.

Mine definitely don't.

Night night, everyone!

Brigade du jour

23:33 / 10.04.05

Glad to hear it, lula. G'night sweetheart, well it's time to go ...

Saint Keggers

23:34 / 10.04.05

Great! Now I have that song stuck in myhead!

iamus

23:35 / 10.04.05

Good night, Mz. Belle.

iamus

23:44 / 10.04.05

Game of Boggle, anybody?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:48 / 10.04.05

mmmm.

Boggle.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:49 / 10.04.05

This is the time of night where I start thinking; 1) I should watch a film like I was going to! and, 2 )Where did everyone in the late shift go?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:50 / 10.04.05

And also 3) I really am going to get on and do something tomorrow! What were those things I needed to do again? I'll think about them all night, write them down, and then promptly ignore them all day tomorrow. THAT'LL WORK!

iamus

23:50 / 10.04.05

It's this time of night where I realise I've drunk far too much tea and I'll be wired to the moon for hours.

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