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Mazarine
23:59 / 07.04.05
You most certainly can, gorgeous!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:00 / 08.04.05
The last time I was sober was... this morning. But I had that right cleared up by 11.
And I've no looked back e'er since!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:01 / 08.04.05
I desperately need Harry Nielson. But he is not to be had. Oh no.

Damn, I'm seeing the flaw in this whole "Bring the CDs, leave the tapes in London"plan. No Schmilson, no Scott Walker sings J.B.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:02 / 08.04.05
Blimey, you've got me thinking now - when was I last drunk? Probably my birthday 'do actually. That was about three weeks ago and I only got tipsy all night so it doesn't even count.

Shall I be the designated boring one, then? Like John Deacon?
 
 
Mazarine
00:02 / 08.04.05
I'm taking a break tonight, since I have to work tomorrow. And most of the people I try very hard not to be repelled by tend to find me whilst at work.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:02 / 08.04.05
Maybe I could learn to love Tiamat?
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:04 / 08.04.05
You can learn to love anything. Even, like, birdshit.
 
 
Papess
00:04 / 08.04.05
Sorry, Grace Kelly Brigade. Boring one? That would be me.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:11 / 08.04.05
Oh yeah? I'll sit-in-a-corner-reading-quietly you for it!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:12 / 08.04.05
Joey Deacon?

(ha ha see what I did there?)
 
 
Papess
00:16 / 08.04.05
Would you like to read my outdated encyclopedia? Or how about some of these pamphlets from various government services?

Ho hum.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:18 / 08.04.05
Music dilemma... I'm torn between the New York Dolls and Ute Lemper singing the songs of Kurt Weill. Seeing as how they have little in common, I doubt I've got anything that'll satisfy me for both... what to do?
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:22 / 08.04.05
No, listen To Phil Collins. His later albums are particularly good.

(I'll beat ya Strix, I swear it!)
 
 
Papess
00:24 / 08.04.05
I have to say this, but I was always too young to realise before, what an utter flirty, boy-slut Peter Pan is.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 08.04.05
That's not boring... except in an Arendt "banality of evil" sort of way- it's SCARY. SCARYSCARYSCARY.
 
 
Papess
00:25 / 08.04.05
Pat Boone.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:26 / 08.04.05
Nah fuck dat ... Coldplay!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:28 / 08.04.05
Jesus.
Ute Lemper it is.
Fat lot of good you guys have been.
 
 
Papess
00:31 / 08.04.05
Fabulous choice.


Err, I like Coldplay.
 
 
Papess
00:32 / 08.04.05
Fabulpous choice Stoats, I should say.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:35 / 08.04.05
Thank you.
As for Coldplay... speaking on behalf of the entire United Kingdom, I'd just like to say...


...we're all very, very sorry.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:38 / 08.04.05
(extends sportsmanlike hand)

Strix, congratulations my friend. You are officially duller than me.

Now then, let's get on with the important business of talking proper shite for the next few hours (or minutes in my case - will have to go and do some real work soon)
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:39 / 08.04.05
You leave Strix alone! Grrr!
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:40 / 08.04.05
Back off man ... I'm a Scientologist.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:42 / 08.04.05
It's okay, I ain't picking on Strix, we were just resolving our competition to see which of us was the more boring.

Strix won, by virtue of actively liking Coldplay, which I always thought was a scientific impossibility in the style of nothing being able to travel faster than light.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:43 / 08.04.05
It's true, you know... he's a black belt in Dianetics. He has to watch his sugar intake and everything.
 
 
Papess
00:47 / 08.04.05
Actually, in theory, it is possible to travel faster than light. So, really, it is possible to like Coldplay.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:48 / 08.04.05
In theory.
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:51 / 08.04.05
Exactly. In theory.

Of course, by the same principle it is just as 'impossible' to dislike Coldplay. One ought only be able to muster perfect indifference.
 
 
gingerbop
00:51 / 08.04.05
I'm afraid my lateshift stamina is flagging. Goodnight all. x
 
 
Papess
00:51 / 08.04.05
My boringness has made me a freak of nature!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:54 / 08.04.05
Night, bop.

Actually, due to recent advances in science and music criticism, it is indeed possible to despise Coldplay with every ounce of you being. I underwent an experimental process which has now rendered me capable of thinking they're actually as bad as, if not worse than, Supergrass. Or Oasis.
 
 
Papess
00:55 / 08.04.05
Good night gingerbop.
 
 
Papess
00:56 / 08.04.05
Wow, is it true that oysters can change their sex at will?
 
 
Brigade du jour
00:56 / 08.04.05
Aww big hugs to ya gingerbop. Stay warm, luv.

Now hang on Stoatie, you're manifesting a scientific genius on the scale of Einstein over there! Albeit Einstein as portrayed by Yahoo Serious.
 
  

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