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Kingdom of Late Shifting (WARNING- CONTAINS SCARY BALLOON MAN)

 
  

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The Return Of Rothkoid
00:48 / 10.02.05
Headcheese: see The Texas Chain-Saw Massacre.

How about that Sardinian cheese that has maggots in it?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:52 / 10.02.05
(insert .wav file of Keggers retching)
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
00:53 / 10.02.05
It's like a David Cronenberg-produced snack.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:54 / 10.02.05
Yup, made me think of TCM too.
 
 
Mazarine
00:57 / 10.02.05
Lovely. Woog.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:07 / 10.02.05
ah, butterflies and cheesemaggots... what a wonderful world full of wonderous wonder.
 
 
lekvar
01:11 / 10.02.05
Good god, what a way to start my lateshifting. I can't wait to tell everyone I know about that cheese. Good evening everybody. I'm no longer hungry.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 10.02.05
I've also heard of a cheese in france thats covered in termites. Yum!
 
 
alas
01:28 / 10.02.05
So let me get this straight: the balloon man scares 'lithers off in droves, yet the idea of food made from blood and cow stomachs and pork-whatnots, drizzled with cherries and thick cream, seems to bring out a salivation response in even hardened vegetarians like Stoat.

Have I got that?

I knew there was a reason I liked this place.

But, says alas, all good things must be dragged down, shot and have their blood sucked out of them for pudding, and likewise, I must go to bed.

g'night, keggers, and anyone else who's still lurking about these parts.

[p.s.: The first more than 2/3s of my book is done! Done! Well, ready to be sent to the editor, anyway. Yahoo! Well, pretty much. I have like 2 things to do tomorrow and then, wahoo! ... it's immediately time to get the last third knocked into shape....]
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:30 / 10.02.05
Night, alas, and congratulations.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:32 / 10.02.05
G'night Alas! Goodnight!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
01:32 / 10.02.05
Night, Alas! Hopefully no cheesy nightmares for you this eve.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:46 / 10.02.05
Cheesy nightmare... that does not make a gouda nights sleep.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:47 / 10.02.05
I always like to allow my imagination to roam where it will as I sleep... un-Feta'd, if you will...
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:51 / 10.02.05
That reminds me of a dream I had about a stone castle...well not so much a stone castle as a Roquefort.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:11 / 10.02.05
Let it brie, fellers. Let it brie.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:16 / 10.02.05
Please halloumi to introduce myself...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:21 / 10.02.05
...I'm Edam of wealth and taste...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:21 / 10.02.05
Ah..all these puns...we're enterring dangerous territory... we'd best tread caerphilly!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:23 / 10.02.05
A man forever romano?
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:23 / 10.02.05
I thin I drank too much wine with my cheese..Im going to the loo to take a cheesewhiz.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:26 / 10.02.05
As long as you don't spend too much time on your pecorino, that's permitted.
 
 
Sekhmet
03:35 / 10.02.05
All these puns are making me bleu.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:07 / 10.02.05
yay! Finished work early... off to bed.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:18 / 10.02.05
Anyone about this fine evening?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:22 / 10.02.05
I, Keggers, am all about this fine evening!
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:27 / 10.02.05
I'm around. Contemplating the wisdom of buying PS2 games from French sellers late at night, though. Hmm. Will Manhunt be more genteel en Francais? Or will I get English murdertalk? I wonder.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:29 / 10.02.05
One bottle of wine down!

Heeeeeeey!
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:32 / 10.02.05
I think I go through that much while waiting to decide if I want wine.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:33 / 10.02.05
Jesus. I haven't touched a drop in THREE DAYS and I want to kill.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:36 / 10.02.05
Not a polite drunk?
 
 
alas
23:37 / 10.02.05
I made two fully grown adults cry today.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:37 / 10.02.05
On purpose??
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:38 / 10.02.05
Send them over to Stoatie...he'll put an end to their crying...once and for all.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:39 / 10.02.05
I wish I had the luxury of Keggers immense wine stash that I may be imagining.

Can I come and live with you? I like Canada. When I was there, a girl told me I had nice eyes, and I thought she was mocking me.

It was only later that I realised I wasn't in England.
 
  

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