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alas
21:41 / 09.02.05
I am around and I still have molten lead in my lungs and someone raked their long, clawlike fingernails down my throat.

Ok ok it's just a particularly melodramatic, histrionic chest cold.

Hey all...
 
 
Papess
21:42 / 09.02.05
Just a quick pop in to say Happy Lunar New Year to you all.

See ya tomorrow. Good Night.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:48 / 09.02.05
Hey alas. Hey, briefly, Strix.
 
 
alas
21:57 / 09.02.05
Hey, Stoat. Sorry to hear that the ear is still FUBAR-ino.

How is work going? I'm making mashed potatoes.
 
 
sleazenation
22:02 / 09.02.05
I'm a bit sniffily, but not too bad...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:02 / 09.02.05
Ah, mashed potatoes. What I wouldn't do for some mash right now.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:03 / 09.02.05
Hahahahello!

I just wanted to pop in and say how proud I am that I caused the addition to the thread title.
 
 
Brigade du jour
22:04 / 09.02.05
Monster mash?

Hey everyone, sorry you're all so dashed ill. I weave health vibes in your general directions.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:06 / 09.02.05
I had mash last night. Sour cream is the key. And Wagyu and bacon sausages. Oho yes.
 
 
alas
22:06 / 09.02.05
It'd be nice if barbelith had a "private mash" function; if it did, I'd definitely send you some. It'll be about 20 minutes or so; just got the potatoes peeled and on the stove.

What is it with everyone being ill? Is there one healthy person around?
 
 
sleazenation
22:08 / 09.02.05
hello Rothkoid - i haven't seen you in ages... - so, how are bacon sausages different from pork sausages...?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
22:09 / 09.02.05
I am almost insanely healthy.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:09 / 09.02.05
I'm healthy-ish. Acupuncture is my friend. It's like licking a nine-volt battery, but with your other muscles.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
22:10 / 09.02.05
Ello sleaze.

They're beef and bacon: Wagyu is a particularly wanky type of beef. It's almost like eating black pudding, but not quite. Fabulous.
 
 
sleazenation
22:10 / 09.02.05
I'm blaming all those cold riven people all around me for giving me their illnesses...
 
 
sleazenation
22:13 / 09.02.05
I could be so much healthier, but I find exercise requires too much effort.

Hey - I'm the guy that managed to sell myself on stopping smoking on the grounds that getting up and buying cigarettes (and goiing outside to consume them) was too much effort....
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:22 / 09.02.05
Hello all the people who've appeared since last I said "hello".
 
 
alas
23:05 / 09.02.05
Black pudding? You are a brave one. I just ate my mash. MMMMMM. It was very warming and homey. I send many warm homey vibes to all sick people on the 'lith.

Now, of course, I'm feeling sleepy, but I still have miles to go before I sleep.
 
 
Mazarine
23:16 / 09.02.05
I've managed to not be sick for a while, aside from that weird general malaise, like I've eaten far too much wonderbread.

What exactly is mash?
 
 
alas
23:19 / 09.02.05
mashed potatoes! food of the gods!

Well, I mean it's no Wonderbread, but . . .
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:21 / 09.02.05
Everybody knows
Badger loves MASHED POTATO!!!
He makes it into shapes and eats it every day...
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
23:28 / 09.02.05
Mash is indeed the best food ever. Yumyum. Just avoid that powdered shit.

Black pudding? Oh yes. There's a place up the road that does an Irish breakfast with bits of black and white pudding in it... class.
 
 
alas
23:35 / 09.02.05
Something about things made with blood. Very stereotypical, I guess, but blood as a basic component of a dish just makes me a little queasy. Still, I admire it as a kind of macho gesture, of the type I only aspire to.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:44 / 09.02.05
Strangely, I think I'm the only vegetarian in the world who misses black pudding more than any other type of meat foodstuff. It is for this reason that no-one'll ever make fake veggie black pudding. Pity me.
 
 
Mazarine
23:58 / 09.02.05
Oh, there's gotta be a way to make soy black pudding. I have no idea what it is, but still.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:00 / 10.02.05
Oh, there has to be. But I know bugger all about cookery, and nobody else cares. So I'm doomed. Doomed, I am.
 
 
alas
00:06 / 10.02.05
Soy sauce gets quite dark, obviously--not black, so far as I know--but dark. I wonder how that works, and if you could make tofu somehow so dark and . . . . and . . ..

But you're right, Stoatie--you surely must be the only vegetarian around with a hankering for a bloody meal. And the white pudding, isn't that tripe? Don't tell me you like that too, Stoat?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:09 / 10.02.05
Never had it, as far as I know... but I never liked tripe. (I was born up North, y'see, where black pudding's practically compulsory- or at least, was practically compulsory in the early 70s, and I've never quite lost the taste for it fried with mushrooms).
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:21 / 10.02.05
Hello! Black puddding...same thing as blood pudding? Was always made too damn dry here and so I cant stand the stuff....but cheesecake...yes. that I do like.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:33 / 10.02.05
Think it's the same thing.

Obviously, we're on much safer ground with cheesecake, though.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:34 / 10.02.05
head cheese?
 
 
alas
00:36 / 10.02.05
I've never head cheesecake. Is that like beefcake?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:38 / 10.02.05
nope...its sort of a jellied meat made by boiling pork hocks and spices and when it cools it has the texture of pate.
 
 
alas
00:40 / 10.02.05
Yes, that's headcheese allright, but does it become headcheesecake by, I dunno, putting it in on a graham cracker crust and drizzling cherries in sauce all over it?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:43 / 10.02.05
That sounds disgusting!...and yet..I think I want some!
 
  

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