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alas

02:40 / 31.01.05

arggh! I was just editing a proposal and Microsoft Word "suddenly had to quit" and all my edits are gone! arrrrr!

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02:42 / 31.01.05

Fortunately the person who downloaded them works in the same office, so I can tell you- realworld.de, via eDonkey, apparently.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:45 / 31.01.05

Fry & Laurie, that is, not your missing edits, unforunately.

Honey badgers are the best. They're the most psychotic animal in the world, but they're so cute...

alas

02:56 / 31.01.05

"honey badgers" is what you call those stripey ones?

Oh they are so cute. Once one crossed my path--actually stood in my path-- when I was on an early morning walk on a public walkway in Wiltshire county. It was so adorable, but I was thinking of how mean an American badger can be and I got scared of this sweet-looking animal. So I quaveringly said, "Ummm, Hey Mr. Badger. . ." and it immediately scampered, actually kind of waddled--rather fat, as I recall--off.

I have been positively smitten by them ever since. Honey badgers! Badgers, honey!

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03:00 / 31.01.05

Not quite... honey badgers are a different, though related, species- I think they're part skunk. Do a google search for them... they're mental.

Normal badgers are probably cuter, but for actual disparity between cuteness and depth of violent psychosis, it's honey badgers every time.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:01 / 31.01.05

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:26 / 31.01.05

I think they're native to South Africa, but apparently there is a colony in the wild in England somewhere; I think it might be in the Midlands.

alas

03:42 / 31.01.05

"it might be in the Midlands." There's something vaguely ominous about that phrase, and I'm no where NEAR the Midlands.

Honey badgers, oh, Honey badgers! Wherefor art thou honey badgers?

Is a honey badger your familiar, Stoat?

I finished the proposal I've been working on all weekend!

alas

04:00 / 31.01.05

Stoat, I have to go to bed now. I can't see straight any longer. Badgers in my eyes, badgering me about staying up so late . . .

g'night!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

04:08 / 31.01.05

I've just finished work and I'm off to the pub...
G'night!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:59 / 31.01.05

What the fizzuck?

Where is everyone?

alas

00:19 / 01.02.05

I'm here, Suedey--just got done walkin' the dogs.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:21 / 01.02.05

Do you walk the dogs late? Where are you?

I need a drink. But more than that. I need a PARTY.

Aertho

00:34 / 01.02.05

Me too... back from the gym.

HUNGRY, but too late to eat.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:44 / 01.02.05

This late shift must COME ALIVE.

alas

00:53 / 01.02.05

Hey, all. It's actually never that late here during the late shift. I'm on Eastern Time, US, so it's just about 10.

alas

00:55 / 01.02.05

ARE YOU READY TO RUMMMMBBLLE????

she grumbles.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:00 / 01.02.05

I WILL RUMBLE!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:02 / 01.02.05

I am drunk. I want to fight or find a mysterious girl standing outside my house. Neither of these is likely, really.

If faced with a fight, I would run away.

alas

01:02 / 01.02.05

but she still grumbles.

I am quite pathetick, but the partner just came home, and I was working until 1 AM last night on a grant proposal--not, alas, a proposal to the grant of barbelith fame, and now I am getting quite tired.

I won't go to sleep just yet, but it will be soon.

So if we're going to rummbbble, we'll need to get it on, quick. Let's drag.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:03 / 01.02.05

I think, in all honesty, if this rumble is to occur... I will win.

alas

01:15 / 01.02.05

Well, my eyes are barely staying open.

Hey, where's keggers? where's stoat?

I have to leave this party without rumbling, and only minimal grumbling, and too much tumbling and fumbling. Time for beddy-bye.

g'night, Suedey. I hope you find someone more worthy of rumblilng, stumbling, bumbling . . .

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:17 / 01.02.05

pfff, not even a challenge...

lekvar

01:26 / 01.02.05

I'm ready to mumble...
Mmmmmmmbllflwrrrrrrrrrrbl. Feh. Bbbbbbbbbrubh? Muh? Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnubbbh.

Bed Head

01:29 / 01.02.05

Yo, Suedey!

Biff Wilcox looking for you, Suedey. Says he’s gonna kill you.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:33 / 01.02.05

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH.

I'm drunk enough to TAKE HIM, YOU, AND YOU ALL ONNNNNN!!!!

Spatula Clarke

02:05 / 01.02.05

Who is Bill Whiffcox? Should I recognise him?

Papess

21:00 / 01.02.05

Iam going to Lateshift tonight instead of going to work. Fuck, I can't concentrate.

Good evening to you all.

Saint Keggers

21:16 / 01.02.05

Yay!!! Lateshift ol' skool style!

Papess

21:22 / 01.02.05

Is there a cure for idiots?

Triplets

21:23 / 01.02.05

In work for another 30 minutes. Shall I use football as a distraction for CHAIR SURFING?

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21:24 / 01.02.05

I'm Lateshifting again, uncannily like I did last summer, even though I'm not at work and hence should be asleep (I went out to the pub with everyone from abut 7 yesterday morning, got hammered, stayed at the pub till about 6pm, came home, slept until mid-day today; therefore not tired)...
I'm drinking beer, smoking skunk and alternating listening to Mastodon with watching Millennium (I bough Season 3 today... it's poo so far in comparison to Season 2, but fuvk it, it's Millennium....)

Triplets

21:25 / 01.02.05

Also, Samurai Jack is awesome and I want him to be my dad.

Strong but distant father figure machine go!

Saint Keggers

21:36 / 01.02.05

But if he was your dad your life would be nothing but runing from the evil that is Haiku.

I mean Aku....

Run from a haiku?
Its not the wise thing to do
I dont, nor should you.

Bed Head

21:45 / 01.02.05

Hello, hello. I’ve been mixing my wine with Joni and Buffy Saint-Marie all evening, so I don’t quite know *what* kind of mood I’m in by now. Maudlin, I think, but in the good way, not the rubbish one. Rest assured, I’ll try and keep it to myself if I tip over. Is everyone well?

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