Ecce Lateshift

23:16 / 30.01.05

Whoah. That was getting cumbersome at 10 pages, and the engines couldnae take it.
Sunday night. Anybody about, or, alternatively, not?

23:49 / 30.01.05

I stayed up late to change my username back after 28 days of pure regret. Now I realise I will be branded as 'prev. PIMP' for another 28 days. This is far from pimptastic.

23:50 / 30.01.05

Pimptacular.

Thank fuck for that. (Or rather, thank YOU, Sleepy). I thought this was destined to be the first late shift ever to get no replies. That would have made me sad. SAD LIKE A FOX!!!

23:59 / 30.01.05

* stumbles in, collapses *

So.

...is there anything to drink in this lateshift, then?

00:01 / 31.01.05

Why Bed Head, are you a little... the worse for wear?

00:02 / 31.01.05

My god, it doesn't even fit across one line. If it weren't for my 28 day username sentence ending tonight I wouldn't have been here either. I guess the pimpname saved the thread. Now lets never mention it again.

00:03 / 31.01.05

Hooray for the... okay.

Ah. In about five hours' time I intend to begin work on being as hammered as Bed Head.

Brigade du jour

00:04 / 31.01.05

HELLO EVERYONE!!!

I WAS THINKING ABOUT USING UPPER CASE AND LOTS OF EXCLAMATIONS ON ALL MY POSTS, IN ACCORDANCE WITH MY NEW USERNAME!!! HOW QUICKLY DO YOU THINK THIS WILL GET REALLY ANNOYING!!!???

00:05 / 31.01.05

NO!

YES!

NO!

YES!

AIIIIEEE.

00:06 / 31.01.05

My God, it's like you're channeling Rage.

00:06 / 31.01.05

No! nonononononononononoooooo.

Lovely. Yes, drunk, but! For some reason I’ve just allowed myself to be subjected to a Bad Boys double bill. After some 6 hours of continuous explosions/shooting/shouting, I’m choc-full of adrenaline. Yet at the same time, almost too drunk to stand. It’s the perfect combination right now.

Ooh, hey, are foxes sad? Surely, 2005 is the Year of the Fox, in Britain at least. Foxtastic. Foxes >>>>> The Man.

Um, hello, you chaps, by the way.

00:09 / 31.01.05

HA HA HA HA HA!

BH, that's magnificent. My friend assures me I have to see the second one still, because he believes it may well be the most unintentionally hilarious film ever. And I think I can believe him.

What has everyone else been up to? I've been colouring in.

00:11 / 31.01.05

I'm at work again, having spent the afternon drinking beer, smoking skunk and watching downloads of A Bit Of Fry & Laurie. And part of the evening sleeping. But not enough.

00:15 / 31.01.05

A friend of mine saw two noisy foxes in her garden last night. They weren't sad.

00:16 / 31.01.05

No, it was supposed to be like "CRAZY LIKE A FOX!!!" Only it didn't work. Which was disappointing. DISAPPOINTING LIKE A FOX!!!... Ah, fuck it.

00:19 / 31.01.05

No no! It was funny! I laughed.

Although I might laugh at anything that's put in the same manner.

CREAKY LIKE AN OLD CHAIR!!!! WOBBLY? LIKE A ROCK!

00:21 / 31.01.05

Did Fox’s Glacier Mints have a picture of a polar bear on them? What’s that all about. It should have been a chilly fox. In a scarf.

I have been staring at this poster for Sympathy for Lady Vengeance . It has transfixed me.

Brigade du jour

00:21 / 31.01.05

Ecce Barbelithi!

Stoatus est vir Londinius. BBB est vir Londinius? Et tu, Barbelithus?

There, that's the remains of my five years of Latin education for you!

Oh, and this:
Charlibus sittibus on the deskinorum
Deskibus collapsibus
Charlie on the floorum.

That was hilarious when I was twelve.

00:22 / 31.01.05

What is this ‘crazy like a fox’ thing of which you speak, Stoat? I’m totally missing the reference. Although I predict it’s so obvious-yet-impeccably-cool that I’ll be embarrassed when you clue me in. I’m feeling foolish already.

00:23 / 31.01.05

DANGEROUS! LIKE A CUSHION!

00:24 / 31.01.05

I believe the plar bear sat on the mint, and the fox tried to lure him away. Although, due to a tragic acid-induced mishearing accident many years ago, I will always think of them as "glass-eyed foxy minxes".

00:27 / 31.01.05

Ugghh. I said ‘clue me in’.

Something had a chilly fox in a scarf on the label. Not Foxes Glacier mints, something else. A fox in scarf and shades, like, a cool fox. I can see it. In my mind. It happened, I tell you.

Spatula Clarke

00:30 / 31.01.05

That was the label for Cool Fox Knitted Garments.

00:31 / 31.01.05

I rock them every day.

00:32 / 31.01.05

To be honest, I have no idea (or memory) where it comes from. I'm that stupid.

STUPID LIKE A FOX!!! No, still no good.

yeah, the chilly fox coveted the mint, but the pesky polar bear was standing on it.

00:34 / 31.01.05

I remember Homer once claimed he was crazy like a fox. Not the Iliad guy, the other one.

What could the fox possibly use to lure the polar bear? The bear already has a mint the size of a glacier. Thats a whole lotta lickin. Maybe he lured him with the scarf.

00:36 / 31.01.05

I always thought "crazy like a fox" was a common phrase... although I couldn't say where from, or even that I've seen many crazy foxes. I have heard them, though. Noisy buggers. I thought they were having a full scale war, once.

00:38 / 31.01.05

I like foxes. I live next to the coolest cemetery in the world, and you get quite a lot in there if you go early in the morning and are very quiet.

00:44 / 31.01.05

Why, I like foxes too. Foxes that live on my street always seem nice. Quiet, keep themselves to themselves. You see them trotting up and down the road in the middle of the night. Looking supercool.

00:45 / 31.01.05

Fine. So I get all the howling hissing, insane sex and fighting foxes? Your foxes are dull.

JOY NO WRY

00:54 / 31.01.05

I saw a really mangy fox the other day in Walthamstow. It was kind of dragging itself around unhappily and I felt kind of depressed until I came home and saw a hedgehog, which looked pretty healthy.

00:56 / 31.01.05

To be fair Suedey, you’ve already admitted that you don’t actually *know* that foxes are responsible for the crazy sex noises in your garden. It could very well be the Countryside Alliance, trying to stir up anti-fox sentiment. They’d totally do something like that.