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iamus
22:15 / 03.02.05
He's going on about "the time"?

Expected home for dinner?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:26 / 03.02.05
Yes. Pork, I imagine, by the looks of things. Slow, painful pork.
 
 
Sean the frumious Bandersnatch
22:29 / 03.02.05
Hello, lateshift. Can't stay for long. Am busy. Have property managers coming over today, must clean apartment. Smells of alcohol; pot.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:35 / 03.02.05
Burn some incense. Opium-scented usually works.

Actually, fuck that. Smoke some opium. That'll do it.
 
 
lekvar
22:38 / 03.02.05
True story:
Property managers coming over, having let me know a good week in advance, to show the house to some prospective renters. I allow them in, give them free run of the place. They go into my bedroom, come hurrying out a minute later, make their excuses, and leave. Good riddance.

I then go into my bedroom to discover that I've forgotten to put away certain herbal substances, freshly harvested, that were drying in my closet.

Luckkily everyone seems to have had a good sense of humor about it, as I've yet to do any jail time.
 
 
iamus
22:39 / 03.02.05
Tarragon carries such a stigma these days.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:41 / 03.02.05
My head has been sideways for the last ten minutes. I mean literally. Ear drops fucking suck.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:52 / 03.02.05
Unlike smoking dope and watching Btass Eye on DVD. They rock a snow leopard's ass.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:53 / 03.02.05
That's "Brass Eye". Obviously.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:54 / 03.02.05
Its a fallacy that snow leopards ass' rock. The mountain lion's ass, yes but not the snow leopard. Snow White's ass also rocked.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:05 / 03.02.05
Brass eyes rules!

"That man is lying on his back, think 'where in shitting crikey is my nose?' IT'S IN A JAR, MATE!!!"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:07 / 03.02.05
That is, obviously, "Eye" not "eyes". And "thinking" rather than "think".

Whaaaaat a Joey.
 
 
iamus
23:08 / 03.02.05
Got any Clarky Cats?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:17 / 03.02.05
That was the very epeisode I just watched, Meludreen. A classic to this day.

"Joss Ackland's Spunky Backpack" indeed!
 
 
iamus
23:25 / 03.02.05
"DJ Bob Hoskins going mental in a dustbin" is my favourite bit of that episode.

I only have The Day Today on DVD, I've been meaning to pick up Brass Eye for a while. I got Chris Morris' Pixies pisstake off the net the other day. Do you know of any other possible downloadables in the same vein? I need to stock up.
 
 
iamus
23:28 / 03.02.05
The thing with Brass Eye is that it's been, what? Over five years, and there hasn't really been anything since then that comes as close or cuts quite as deep.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:36 / 03.02.05
Don't know the Pixies thing...

I remember the REM one from his Radio 1 days, though. "Eat meat- whale meat- when you need a treat"!

Is the Bushwhacked thing still on the Warp website?

Otherwise there's alwas the Nathan Barley T12 advert... I THINK it's http://www.trashbat.co.ck , but I'm too pissed to consult may handy "HTML thingies for when you're too wankered to remember how they work" Word document...

Hoot your trap off!
 
 
Triplets
23:37 / 03.02.05
I'll give you five extra large ones around your man stem
 
 
iamus
23:41 / 03.02.05
The Bushwhacked State of the Union address? Dunno? It's an easter egg on the day today DVD though.

The Pixies pisstake is called Motherbanger and it's an uncannily accurate rendition.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:44 / 03.02.05
"The o836 whimper... it's what psychiatrists would call a bully-ramming"...
 
 
iamus
23:46 / 03.02.05
"Peadophiles have more in common genetically with a lobster than they do with you or me. There's no actual proof, but it is scientific fact."
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:49 / 03.02.05
INVISIBLE LEAD SOUP
 
 
iamus
23:51 / 03.02.05
or maybe that was a crab.....

Getting wires crossed with Peter Cook, I think.
 
 
iamus
23:52 / 03.02.05
Robo-pleagic romcock
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:54 / 03.02.05
"Is this what we've done to ourselves?
Good Christ, I hope not."
 
 
iamus
00:03 / 04.02.05
Errrrrrm......

Fact x Importance = News
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:09 / 04.02.05
He said "I don't like it, but I'll have to live with it".

"In GERMAN???"
 
 
iamus
00:10 / 04.02.05
"Trente Percente..."
 
 
iamus
00:15 / 04.02.05
"Eating a turkey at Christmas is like nailing an egg to the cross" says Bishop.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:22 / 04.02.05
OW. I just poured most of a pan of boiling water over my left hand while trying to drain pasta. Methinks I should go to bed.

I have the second half of the "Sex" episode to go. Then I must sleep. For the safety of all mankind. Me especially.
 
 
iamus
00:28 / 04.02.05
Thank god! the strain of keeping up quotage was almost killing me.

Have a good night. Be sure to run your hand under the water and all that.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:32 / 04.02.05
G'night.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:45 / 04.02.05
Im back... anyone stll around?
 
 
iamus
01:03 / 04.02.05
I'm still kicking about.

How are you tonight?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:34 / 04.02.05
ok. could be bad, but am ok, mainly through being angry and contemptuous.

how's you.
 
  

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