True story:
Property managers coming over, having let me know a good week in advance, to show the house to some prospective renters. I allow them in, give them free run of the place. They go into my bedroom, come hurrying out a minute later, make their excuses, and leave. Good riddance.
I then go into my bedroom to discover that I've forgotten to put away certain herbal substances, freshly harvested, that were drying in my closet.
Luckkily everyone seems to have had a good sense of humor about it, as I've yet to do any jail time. |