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The Late Shift: All honey, no vinegar.

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alas

01:55 / 20.01.05

Now it's getting awfully vinegary in here methinks, lads. ...

I'm going to bed, however, so you're just going to have to sort this out on your own.

Good night everyone...

(But keep it down, will you? If I have to come down there and get you kids to settle down, well, then, I'll give you something to cry about. I'm warning you. [lowers eyebrows menacingly. .. ])

Saint Keggers

02:04 / 20.01.05

iamus

02:18 / 20.01.05

Your art continues to amuse and amaze in equal measure, Keggers.

Alex's Grandma

02:23 / 20.01.05

Keggers, while in no sense meaning to denigrate your art, what the holy bat fuck is the green thing on the right supposed to be ?

Saint Keggers

02:25 / 20.01.05

Snot, phlegm, cold product ect... it has a cold.

iamus

02:26 / 20.01.05

Hence the thermometer and hankie

Alex's Grandma

02:50 / 20.01.05

I thought that thing in teh dragon's mouth was a roll-up though, to be honest.

alas

10:45 / 20.01.05

(if he's really got a cold, where is his hot toddy?)

But the thermometer looks nothing like a rollup!

Saint Keggers

23:13 / 20.01.05

I want some of what you're putting in your rollups!

I woke up and saw the The Emperor's March on TV. Turns out it was the Bush innauguration gloat. I miss the days of the ol Darths.

Bastard Tweed

23:37 / 20.01.05

Yeah, I don't think I'd mind Bush's autocratic leanings nearly as much if he'd just get himself a good oldfashioned black, plastic exoskeleton. And a deeper voice.

No throat crushing, though; that would be going a bit far.

Saint Keggers

23:41 / 20.01.05

Thats whats Rumfeld's for.

Bastard Tweed

23:44 / 20.01.05

I can't wait to see that batch of party photos.

Saint Keggers

23:45 / 20.01.05

They've already be censored..for..uh..national security. Yeah...thats it. National Security.

Bastard Tweed

23:56 / 20.01.05

How about that time he found the genie's lamp and wished for a bigger vocabulary but his enunciation and stutter remained exactly the same?

Man, that shit was hilarious. Me and Palpatine laughed for hours.

lekvar

00:07 / 21.01.05

I dunno, Darth Chimpo doesn't have the same ring as Darth Maul, Vader, Etc.

Saint Keggers

00:09 / 21.01.05

I believe W's Sith name is Darth Y'all.

lekvar

00:56 / 21.01.05

I went to a pub last night. Being in California, this caused me a bit of confusion. But they had Guiness, so everything worked out well. I'll have to see how the food is next time I go in.

Or not.

unheimlich manoeuvre

00:58 / 21.01.05

`When I use a word,' Humpty Dumpty said, in rather a scornful tone, `it means just what I choose it to mean -- neither more nor less.'

`The question is,' said Alice, `whether you can make words mean so many different things.'

`The question is,' said Humpty Dumpty, `which is to be master -- that's all.'

from Through the Looking Glass.

...

Hello y'all
as much as I dislike politicians, in general, I still reckon George W. is nowhere near as stoopid as he talks.

Saint Keggers

01:48 / 21.01.05

Ofcorse he's not. Its an elaborate technic to not offend the majority of those who may with you and to be underestimated by those against you.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:04 / 21.01.05

I am drunk and I might try and sleep. OR

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:04 / 21.01.05

I am drunk and I might try and sleep. OR

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:04 / 21.01.05

I am drunk and I might try and sleep. OR

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:04 / 21.01.05

I am drunk and I might try and sleep. OR

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:05 / 21.01.05

I am drunk and I might try and sleep. OR I might try and find what I imagine may be a SECRET PARTY.

I WILL FIND IT.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:09 / 21.01.05

Shit. I'm not that drunk. I'd suggest a moderator sort that out. But hey, it's only the late shift. Whatevs.

Saint Keggers

02:12 / 21.01.05

I love it when you do that zombie like repetative posting. Its late.

Grrr! Argh! <--- salute you, Mutant Enemy style!

lekvar

02:13 / 21.01.05

Judging by the above I'd say you'd found your SECRET PARTY. God willing it's filled with SECRET BOOZE and SECRET BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HAVING A GREAT TIME.

Saint Keggers

02:19 / 21.01.05

No, Lekvar, we're SECRET BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE HAVING A GREAT SECRET TIME.

Right now Im drinking hot wine and listening to Bowie.

Fun fact: It can get so cold here that nails explode.

alas

02:30 / 21.01.05

when you say "nails explode" do you mean fingernails? Cause I just painted mine. A shade they call "Taupe-less Showgirls" (I think they hire Cosmo writers to name these things), but which looks like brand new pennies to me--when they are so coppery and bright they look happy. So, I like. But i wouldn't want my nails to explode.

I think Bush is not quite as not stupid as people who say he's not as stupid as he seems seem to be implying.

you sort that out. I'm going to bed. for real. right now. Good night!

Saint Keggers

02:33 / 21.01.05

No worries Alas, I mean regular construction nails. Your fingers need not injure those around you.

G'night Alas

Mazarine

02:49 / 21.01.05

Here's me. Aren't we all thrilled. Who's still here?

Saint Keggers

02:51 / 21.01.05

SALLY!!!! Yay!!!

How ya doing?

Mazarine

03:10 / 21.01.05

Not bad, Kingdom of Loathing-ing, bashing the hell out of Knob Goblin Chefs, running like hell from Knob Goblin Master Chefs, and trying to get butch! What are you up to, cap'n?

Saint Keggers

03:16 / 21.01.05

oh...not too much good. Waiting to see if one of my friends was lost in a landslide. I know she wasnt, but it happened near her place and I havent heard form her since then. So I feel like crap. But besides that, things are just great. Im back to drawing my comics, Im working on a design for a wood jewelry box that will be a gift for a friend. All very intricate hidden locking mechanisms and things like that hidden within a cat motif.

Mazarine

03:18 / 21.01.05

Wow, I had no idea you knew how to do that. Sorry about your friend- was this the California landslide?

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