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The Late Shift: All honey, no vinegar.

 
  

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Mazarine
22:50 / 19.01.05
Come on in and be sweet.
 
 
Bed Head
22:56 / 19.01.05
Brilliant. You = rockermost.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:00 / 19.01.05
Bah, scumbug.
 
 
Mazarine
23:06 / 19.01.05
Kiss my chalk white Irish creme ass and come get a hug, Qalyn. You'll be temperate and like it.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:15 / 19.01.05
And I had such a good title all lined up!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:22 / 19.01.05
Mmm! Irish cream!
 
 
Mazarine
23:28 / 19.01.05
Aww, sorry Suedey. You want we should change it? I've got mod powers, I can do it (if the other mods will let me.)
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:29 / 19.01.05
Suedey - The Late Boner Fucking Diet Shift! had such a ring to it.
 
 
lekvar
23:31 / 19.01.05
Mmm! Ginger!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:36 / 19.01.05
Maybe we should save it for an extra special occasion...
 
 
alas
23:42 / 19.01.05
I'll take partial credit. I don't know if I can handle all this honey without some whisky, lemon, hot toddy. Fuck vinegar, but give me whisky!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
23:48 / 19.01.05
So, I'm making a mix tape for a friend. That's right, a tape, like God intended. Right now I'm throwing a listen at a Gene Krupa I haven't audited in a while, to pick out a palate-cleanser.
 
 
lekvar
23:52 / 19.01.05
Wow, I haven't seen a tape player in about three years. So what's going in the mix?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:59 / 19.01.05
I've got whisky! I think it's 14 years old. Yeep.

I only have whisky with ice, mind. Am I missing out?
 
 
alas
00:06 / 20.01.05
Hot toddies are a running theme of late, on late, methinks...

they are nice when you are feeling ill, but I must confess that it's best to use cheap whisky in them, if you're going to heat it and add lemon and honey. Still, yes. they are luverly. But don't waste your single-malts in it. Get a solid, but nothing special, blended whisky, and toddy away...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:08 / 20.01.05
I shan't say, lekvar, it's for a Barbelician and I won't ruin the surprise.

Suedey, you are missing out. If you have to water your whiskey you're better off not drinking it. Try ginger beer or Coke.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
00:12 / 20.01.05
Ok, serious question - Does anyone favour the declarative approach to an opening sentence in a contemporary thriller, to wit:

" I was drunk ! They came through the window, I shot them immediately, and then my wife walked in. It was no problem. "

or, the alternative

" I think I might have been drunk - I don't like to get drunk, but I wasn't sure if I had been or not... couldn't really make sense of the shapes in the curtains, had to grab around blindly for the piece on the floor, blew Brad's brains out before he opened his mouth, sprayed the ceiling with Keith's head, pushed the bodies out onto the fire escape and then hoped for a couple of heartbeats that she wouldn't notice, as my wife walked in. Only time would tell if I'd have to silence the voices. " ?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:14 / 20.01.05
Hello.
I'm all awake and stuff, but hopefully not for much longer.
Baz Auckland and his girlfriend turned uo this afternoon, so obviously I took them to the pub.
Then I got a call from another friend who also had friends over (strangely enough, also from Canada) so it would have been rude not to go out on the piss with them as well.
I'm fucking hammered now, and have to go to alcohol counselling in less than ten hours. Bah.
 
 
iamus
00:18 / 20.01.05
If you have to water your whiskey you're better off not drinking it.

Unless it's water from the same spring the whiskey was bottled from. That's the only exception.
 
 
Mazarine
00:18 / 20.01.05
Well, you'll have something to talk about at counselling. Do take care of yourself though, hm?
 
 
alas
00:20 / 20.01.05
Stoatie--agreeing with Sally... on all counts.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:20 / 20.01.05
I just like it cold!
 
 
alas
00:24 / 20.01.05
Whisky should be room temperature. With water ON THE SIDE, no ice.

You wanna step outside?
 
 
Bed Head
00:26 / 20.01.05
Yeah! You like it cold, drink it outside. That’s a solution. Or just don’t heat the room. Guests might object, but hey.

Alex - the second. The alternative.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:28 / 20.01.05
Listen. I don't want to be cold, but I want a cold drink. And yet a cold drink that warms with its alcholic content.

Let me drink it how I want to! I mean, I'm not drinking like a cowboy today.
 
 
alas
00:29 / 20.01.05
agreed re: the second, Alex. I admit I don't quite get the last line (I think I'm being dense?), but I really like the "hoping his wife doesn't notice" so I'd be tempted to end the paragraph, anyway, there...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:30 / 20.01.05
Suedey, what you need is a mixer. Try ginger beer.
 
 
iamus
00:31 / 20.01.05
Preparing your statement Alex?
 
 
Bed Head
00:32 / 20.01.05
So, um, you could put the drink outside and drink it with the aid of a looong straw, poked through the letterbox.

I’m just trying to bring all schools of thought together, here.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:33 / 20.01.05
Bed Head, sometimes you just gotta pick your ground and fight for it.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:34 / 20.01.05
I mean, this is liquor we're talking about.
 
 
Bed Head
00:38 / 20.01.05
Yeah, but he says he’s *not* drinking like a cowboy today. Etiquette is the art of unobtrusive accommodation, or something. Fighting without fighting.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:38 / 20.01.05
Whisky should be necked. In one. Preferably while smoking a cigar. I worship at the altar of Clint.

(And yes, I'm being sensible and not drinking any more this morning. I'm living vicariously through my advocation of macho spirits culture. Indulge, or at the very least, forgive me.)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:40 / 20.01.05
I don't want a mixer, though! I want ICE! Let it BE!
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
00:43 / 20.01.05
Are you sure you wouldn't like to suck it through a soft peppermint?
 
  

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