The Late Shift: All honey, no vinegar.

00:43 / 20.01.05

I'm with you on the cigar there Stoatie. Although I do feel like a bit of a prick, I just can't help myself. Much like drinking rum with a bandanna and a rapier.

Suedey?

That's just not good enough. I demand that you sprinkle in chilli powder to balance it out.

00:43 / 20.01.05

Normally I'll just drink out of the bottle, ok?! I only want a little bit! Well, a triple, perhaps. But when you pay for shots they're tiny. It doesn't make sense.

00:44 / 20.01.05

I always get picked on. Mixers. PFFFF.

Mazarine

00:52 / 20.01.05

There there, sweet Suedey, we're not so cruel as all that.

00:55 / 20.01.05

We're just giving some advice! Take yer skirt off already.

No, seriously, take your skirt off, I think you sat in honey. I'll just throw it in the wash.

00:56 / 20.01.05

You can borrow my jammies.

00:57 / 20.01.05

Buh-buh-buh... they...the big boys.... said-sa-sa-said...m...m...mmmmmixers an-an-an-and dont kn-kno-know how to drink... mmmmmmm... n-n-not a rrrrrr-eal ma-ma-man!

01:00 / 20.01.05

-Licks hankerchief and wipes away smudge on cheek-

There, there. Who's my brave little soldier?

alas

01:01 / 20.01.05

I think the sweetness and light here are going to make me vomit! Nurse!

Mazarine

01:03 / 20.01.05

Oh for seven hakes. There was a whole exhibit in the Met about Men in Skirts and it was 1. Very manly and 2. Very hot.

Suedey, drink your liquor straight if you like. I never really go in for mixers either.

01:05 / 20.01.05

But he's not drinking it straight, he's drinking it with ice.

I wasn't saying anything bad about his skirt, it's just he's got a big smoosh on it.

I'm going back to the Weekend Warrior thread. I don't care if it is Wednesday.

01:05 / 20.01.05

We've been doing that for aaaagggeeeesss. But we call them kilts.

01:06 / 20.01.05

I'm gonna ninja you, Q!

(I bought the Bourne Identity, earlier. Hee!)

01:09 / 20.01.05

No way! I have that picture up in my room! Seriously.

01:13 / 20.01.05

Haha! Awesome! I was going to draw a comic with you as a superspy once, but I'm really lazy.

I think the first is one is actually one of favourite films. Did you see the second one, yet?

Saint Keggers

01:13 / 20.01.05

'lo folks. I have no whiskey.

Although I do have wine.

All nice and mulled with special mulling spices. Ah if only I had some crumpets to go with.

01:15 / 20.01.05

MULLING SPICES!!!!!!!!!!

Wine should only be drunk with chunks of pomegranate, whilst standing on your head.

In a sauna.

01:15 / 20.01.05

No! I haven't. Mope mope mope. Just last week I thought the magic was kind of gone with Matt & I, and then I caught the second half of Stuck On You on cable and I was weeping like a baby.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:17 / 20.01.05

Haha!

(Although: I didn't like the sequel, so much. I'm going to rent it to check, mind)

I can't believe you've given me a soft spot for the Damon, but you have. I even like Rounders.

01:19 / 20.01.05

Goodnight, honeys.
Goodnight, sweet honeys.
goodnight
goodnight
goodnight.

Oh, and vinegars too. Goodnight and all.

(fucking TS Eliot never had this problem grumble grumble grr)

night all.

01:19 / 20.01.05

Rounders is awesome! There is no really bad Matt Damon movie.

Except that one, of course. I don't know how to account for that.

01:20 / 20.01.05

G'night, schtoat. Drink some water.

01:20 / 20.01.05

Which one? I am not as well versed in the Damonverse as you.

G'night, Stoat!

01:23 / 20.01.05

Oh, god, don't make me say it.

01:26 / 20.01.05

I'm afraid you must.

01:26 / 20.01.05

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron ?

01:27 / 20.01.05

ooooh, thats certainly a burn! Tell me you haven't seen that, Q!

01:29 / 20.01.05

Of course I've seen it, and it's... wait, lemme look that up.

Oh... look, you know they do these animated things because only dumb kids pay any attention to them. No, that doesn't count.

01:30 / 20.01.05

It doesn't count if Matt can't be seen wearing a sweater.

01:31 / 20.01.05

Which film is it, then? TELL ME.

Alex's Grandma

01:34 / 20.01.05

Triumph Of The Will.

01:35 / 20.01.05

Oooh! Is it about a legend?

01:45 / 20.01.05

Good Will Hunting. That was a real sack of doo-doo.

01:47 / 20.01.05

But you liked the legend of Bagger Vance? Was he even in that?

He was! I thought it might be Good Will, though. He wrote that, with that big headed dude!