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The FUCK YEAH shift!

 
  

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01:38 / 15.12.04
It's ok Stoatie, the mental image has gone now.

Anyway, my brother wants the PC now so I have to leave.

G'night everyone.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:39 / 15.12.04
Avon lady..your buzzer's broken!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:42 / 15.12.04
You forgot the:

ah-boom-TSCH!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:46 / 15.12.04
It was implied!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:47 / 15.12.04
Fair enough.

Probably a bit late to tell Vahku that the apology was for the "ARRR!", rather than the Michael Flatley thing, isn't it? Actually, I guess that probably deserved an apology as well.
 
 
Mazarine
01:49 / 15.12.04
I didn't think so, but I'm pretty uncompromising in my lowbrow humor.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:52 / 15.12.04
Part of me is still curious as to whether it's true.
 
 
Ganesh
01:52 / 15.12.04
Michael Flatley comes with an implicit apology. To everyone.
 
 
Ganesh
01:55 / 15.12.04
And who cares if he can auto-fellate? If he can, it's born of necessity: no-one else is gonna suck the no-redeeming-feature gargoyle off, are they?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:56 / 15.12.04
bah..if he can..good for him. Im sure that many a cirque du soleil contortionist got their start that way!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:00 / 15.12.04
It would certainly be damned impressive. And I can't remember why I think he can, either. Someone must have told me once.

You'd certainly need to be fairly supple. Popularising a dance form famed for hardly bending at the waist seems a strange career for one with such a talent...
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:02 / 15.12.04
Perhaps it should be Micheal 'Not So Flat'ley?
 
 
Ganesh
02:02 / 15.12.04
Necessity is the mother of contortion.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:06 / 15.12.04
Buwahahaha! The only good thing I can say about M.F. is...OMG that redhead that was dancing in L.O.T.D!

< gollum voice> We wants one. < /gollum voice>
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:12 / 15.12.04
That's funny, I thought it was Prince who could suck himself off.

After losing his shoe, of course.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:14 / 15.12.04
Yeah..I've heard that about Prince...havent a clue what you mean by the shoe thing though
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:17 / 15.12.04
Well, early in his career Prince went by his birth name Joey Deacon. His father, John Deacon, had been the bass player in Queen, hence the nomenclature.

Anyway, he had a minor hit, I believe only in the US, called 'I've Lost My Shoe', which was notable for its nonsensical lyrics and incompetent musicianship.

Then of course, Purple Rain happened, he had a lot of plastic surgery, got a new agent ... and the rest is history.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:18 / 15.12.04
I think we're about due for some metal band to cover Cher's "Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves"
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:22 / 15.12.04
I'm still trying in vain to get someone to laugh at my joke about how peace in Iraq could be assured by Sunni and Shia uniting in a chorus of "I Got You Babe".
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:23 / 15.12.04
LOL
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:26 / 15.12.04
But then I always used to think that "Prince Rogers Nelson" was a scurrilous headline from the 19th Century.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:28 / 15.12.04
in a chorus of "I Got You Babe".

ah if only that could happen in Isreal/Palestine... but alas the jews dont eat pork...
 
 
Ganesh
02:29 / 15.12.04
I got you to don't let go. Except that I'm letting go and heading for bed. The rather stupid South London dawn chorus has been singing, somewhat redundantly, for the last hour or so.

Work party tomorrow night. Expect me back, pissed and happy. Or not.
 
 
Ganesh
02:30 / 15.12.04
G'night, y'all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:30 / 15.12.04
G'night ganesh...'till the morrow!
 
 
Mazarine
02:32 / 15.12.04
Night nesh.
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:35 / 15.12.04
Later Ganesh
 
 
Brigade du jour
02:41 / 15.12.04
Speaking of which, I'd better blow this town myself. Have intensive last bit of work to do and then I'm going home to spag bol leftovers (the third day's always the best!) and possibly Shaun Of The Dead.

Peace and hugs, y'all xxx
 
 
Mazarine
02:49 / 15.12.04
Shaun of the Dead was crap, you can do better.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:51 / 15.12.04
Aw, it was great!

(Night, 'nesh!)

Although do hold that film responsible for my appallingly sensible haircut (I went to Jack the Bodiless's Halloween bash as Shaun, and lilly's been too busy with the new salon since to give me a new 'do...).
 
  

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