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The FUCK YEAH shift!

 
  

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Saint Keggers
03:36 / 13.12.04
Exceedingly white. Everywhere you look it makes you want to kill Bing Crosby.
 
 
Papess
03:38 / 13.12.04
Your just flogging a dead horse Butter Suits. :0P
 
 
Mazarine
03:40 / 13.12.04
Now that would be an excellent Quake mod- hunt down and kill formerly beloved film stars of yesteryear. White Christmas my ass, Bing. *HEADSHOT*
 
 
Papess
03:41 / 13.12.04
Hello Alas!
 
 
alas
03:47 / 13.12.04
Hello Barbelillith! And Sally! Not a vast echo-chamber after all. And is the lovely four-year old boy-wonder child, lyric composer and dancer extraordinaire, still awake? (That's Barbelillith's son, by the way, not BS Keggers, who I am assuming is more than four years old. If he's not, he really should lay off the wine until he's at least, what?, 6?)
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:52 / 13.12.04
But Im from Quebec...where the wine bottles come with optioanl nipple attachements!
 
 
Papess
03:55 / 13.12.04
Oh no, boy wonder is asleep, thank goodness! I can barely keep up! i am going to need to turn in myself soon. Early day tomorrow, but I am not done puttering around the internet just yet.

I sure hope BSKeggers is over 4, or else I colour me impressed with his shaving skills.
 
 
alas
03:57 / 13.12.04
*lifts rifle, aims, FIRE!* RIP, Florence Henderson. One too many Wesson all-vegetable cooking oil commercials.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:59 / 13.12.04
"Ive only got one bullet left... so you'd better line up the Golden Girls!"
 
 
Papess
04:02 / 13.12.04
Oh, I thought that those were just for comfort, BSK.

(Yeah, you are an acronym....I'm lazy)
 
 
Papess
04:03 / 13.12.04
I meant the nipples, not the bullets.
 
 
Mazarine
04:04 / 13.12.04
"Ive only got one bullet left... so you'd better line up the Golden Girls!"

But Bea Arthur is so much taller than the rest of them...
 
 
alas
04:07 / 13.12.04
Well, I am glad the child prodigy is safely asleep. I'm actually working (horrors!) on my research project and fiddling around here at the same time. But I am also up way beyond my bedtime and should get to sleep, too. Sometime now.

We have no snow here in Ohio so I am jealous of you. Here we get a gray Christmas almost every year. No one dreams of a gray Christmas, let me tell you. The clouds roll in in November and we don't see the sun til March.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:12 / 13.12.04
Here the clouds roll in end of august and we dont see the sun till may.

I must bid you all a goood night.

(and if you angle the shot you can get all of the golden girls in one shot)
 
 
Papess
04:13 / 13.12.04
Oh wait...just discovered Khaha.com radio
 
 
Mazarine
04:14 / 13.12.04
I too must to bed. Night fizolks.
 
 
alas
04:20 / 13.12.04
(Well, now that I've shown just how seriously I can discuss the weather--and in such detail--no one will believe my ludicrous --sp? help!-- attempts at pretending NOT to be from the Midwest.)

Let's get back to shooting beloved stars. We've taken out a bunch of old women, so I'm going to let Angela Lansbury off, this time, and go for the evuncular Lou Grant. (Sorry, man, you just gotta go. It's a gender-equity thing. Nothing personal.)
 
 
Papess
04:21 / 13.12.04
G'night Ssally, Keggers. I too must turn in. i am exhausted, but man this is funny. I am listening to The Social Crime Radio Network. Funny, funny, funny.
 
 
alas
04:23 / 13.12.04
I think it's down to just us, Barbelillith, and I must get to bed, and try to not think about all the shit I have to do tomorrow. Good Night! And good night everyone else who's already gone to bed and will never ever read this! Good night deep, dark, echoing well of my own soliipsistic dreams! Au revoir! (That's just for you folks in Quebec...and pretty much the sum total of my French...)
 
 
Benny the Ball
04:36 / 13.12.04
I need to go to work. But it is dark. Yet the birds still sing.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:44 / 14.12.04
Hello?

Is there anybody out there?

(to be sung in whichever style/song works best for you...)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:46 / 14.12.04
Yeah, I'm here.
How are you this fine evening, GGM?
 
 
ghadis
00:56 / 14.12.04
Hello there...Up boozing celebrating getting full time work at what is possibly my most enjoyable job ever...only downside is that it's really shit money and i really should go and get something better next year sometime...but still enjoy it while it lasts...so how are all you lovely creatures?
 
 
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01:00 / 14.12.04
Hey there, evening Stoat and Meme.

I'm here but i should be in bed, and am about to go there shortly. Can anyone pass us a beer?

I think I'll read Pattern Recognition a bit before I try and dose off. Being on a PC always makes me wide awake again.
 
 
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01:01 / 14.12.04
Oh, hi there ghadis too.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:04 / 14.12.04
Hi Everybody! (to be read in a Dr. Nick voice)
 
 
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01:07 / 14.12.04
Hey Bitter!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:09 / 14.12.04
Hello everyone.
So, just to torture me while I'm at work, who's boozin' and what are they choosin'?
 
 
Bed Head
01:11 / 14.12.04
hee. here. Hello, uh, everyone.

[/pretty random] I was reading Heavy Liquid again earlier this evening. which put me in *such* a good mood. It’s bloody brilliant. I didn’t think so the first time I read it, I don’t think I’ve ever felt so glad to realise I’m dead wrong. I was blind, but now I can see. Hallelujah.
 
 
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01:11 / 14.12.04
I have no booze. I'm drinking Lemonade in utter shame. I'll probably feel better in morning though. Can't you smuggle a drink into work?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:12 / 14.12.04
I've had two glasses of wine earlier in the evening and that's all for me.
 
 
Bed Head
01:13 / 14.12.04
Oh, and:

Vin de table francais

pour moi, like. The usual. I’ve started alternating between corner shops.
 
 
Brigade du jour
01:13 / 14.12.04
No we can't smuggle a drink into work.

In fact, I realised that earlier on that when Stoatie and I raised a toast to the person who threw shit at Robert kilroy Silk, we did it with water. Which is bad luck, apparently. What do you think will happen?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:17 / 14.12.04
The death of millions, obviously...or maybe nothing.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:19 / 14.12.04
oops. back again.

I'm *great*, and just finishing of the last of the cheap-but-surprisingly-yummy red wine, washed down with a little water and a spliff.

BH: Heavy Liquid is glorious, innit? I re-read it a couple of months ago - one of my better ideas
 
  

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