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The FUCK YEAH shift!

 
  

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01:21 / 14.12.04
Hey there,

You'll have a toast raised to you in return, in shit covered silk.

Where the hell did 'Silk' come from anyway? I thought it was just Robert Kilroy....I only heard of Silk after he'd dropped a bomb.
 
 
ghadis
01:22 / 14.12.04
Well...I'm on my 6th can of Red Stripe after a couple of pints earlier so i'm quite mwrry. My problem is that after this last can i have nothing exeptt a bottle of red wine that i got off my girlfriends mother over the weekend or my girlfriends cherished Absinthe which is staring at me from a shelf. I also have only 4 tabs left....Now the way i see it i have these options...

1...Go to the all night off licence and get a couple more beers and some fags (bear in mind that i'm in my jammies and it's fucking freezin outside)

2...Drink the wine present and either...a: buy a new red wine before my girlfirnd notices or b: get in an argument about my lack of respect over xmas pressies...also stretch my last 4 fags out

3...Drink some of my girlfriends Absinthe and get completly fucking pissed...Bear in mind it will either be straight or mixed with Kia Ora...And get my head ripped off by my girlfriend...also stretch my last 4 fags out


Whatcha rekon? I'll have a fag while you decide...

oh and 3...go to bed
 
 
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01:27 / 14.12.04
oh and 3...go to bed

4? Go out and get more fags, the walk will make you feel better.....maybe. Don't run out of fags and be sat there with alcohol though, whatever you do.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:38 / 14.12.04
4 - it's the only way.
 
 
Mazarine
01:39 / 14.12.04
Hello hello.
 
 
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01:40 / 14.12.04
Hi there. Are you drinking? That's our question for the hour by the looks of it.
 
 
Bed Head
01:41 / 14.12.04
What’s wrong with option 2? Option 2 looks to me like good plan.

(Hiya Sally)
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:44 / 14.12.04
Hey Sals!
 
 
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01:44 / 14.12.04
Yeah, stretching of fags seems do-able.

Anyway I'm gonna go to bed, later shifters.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:50 / 14.12.04
G'night Vahku!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:55 / 14.12.04
Night, Vahku.
 
 
ghadis
01:58 / 14.12.04
Well i've decided to agree with all your good advice and drink some Absinthe. I figure opening the wine is pretty shitty as it is an xmas pressie after all.Going to the Off licence involves getting dreesed and warm and braving the London streets. 3 fags can last for a bit and i do have work in a few hours and i was planning on getting Absinthe this week anyway so it's all worked out for the best really.

Now i'll report back in a bit once the wormwood has kicked in...
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
01:59 / 14.12.04
nnight!
 
 
ghadis
01:59 / 14.12.04
Yea...Have a good night Vahku
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:00 / 14.12.04
Its quite hard to find Abynthe in montreal...sigh.
 
 
Bed Head
02:07 / 14.12.04
Make your own! And sell it! You’ll be the Canuck wormwood kingpin, a gazillionaire within 5 years.

(Goodnight Vahku)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:07 / 14.12.04
I must get some absinthe in in time for Christmas, although I have to be careful. A few years back I drank too much of the stuff on Christmas Eve and ended up missing Christmas entirely.
 
 
ghadis
02:08 / 14.12.04
They must have somewhere...or is it still illegal?

Anyway i've found you can have much the same effect by filling your mouth up with aniseed balls and drinking half a pint of vodka backwards
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:11 / 14.12.04
No...its legal but in Quebec you have to go through the S.A.Q (Societe des Alcohols de Quebec) and they're are only one or two outlets that stock it and most of that is sold to bars.
 
 
ghadis
02:15 / 14.12.04
Know what you mean Stoatie...Absinthe was resposible for one of my (quite few) spectacular black outs. I managed to miss about 4 bars. I was there apparently but i have absolutly no recall.
 
 
Mazarine
02:15 / 14.12.04
Not drinking yet. There's some sangria in the fridge, but I have an awful lot to do tomorrow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:17 / 14.12.04
Ew. I just misinterpreted an article in one of the papers about a charity which "pairs sick people with ponies".
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:19 / 14.12.04
better than pairing sick ponies with people in magazines
 
 
ghadis
02:19 / 14.12.04
Sangria and Absinthe. What a beach drink!

Who's for a game of volleyball!
 
 
ghadis
02:23 / 14.12.04
Sangria + Absinthe + Ponys + SunSeaSand + Volleyball = Sick People

All this jumping around is making me feel abit queesy
 
 
Bed Head
02:27 / 14.12.04
Where did the SunSeaSand come from? I was imagining us all trudging around a windswept beach in December. In our excellent winter coats, sipping sangria.

Bittersuite: are you a pirate, or not? Get bootlegging! me heartie. Here you go. Of course, the most important part is designing the label.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
02:37 / 14.12.04
Crikey, how did it get this late?

Bed for me. 'Nnight, you gorgeous people...
 
 
ghadis
02:37 / 14.12.04
Thats a great link Bedhead...I was looking for a new hobby for the new year
 
 
ghadis
02:39 / 14.12.04
Sweet dreams GGM. I'm off as well i think after a bit of a snack and the washing up. Nice chatting to ya'll. N'Night.
 
 
Bed Head
02:44 / 14.12.04
Ghadis, I think when I started looking at it - really just because I wanted the excuse to design a label - I think I found it’s illegal to possess distilling *equipment* in this country. Everything after that is simple enough. But, ooh: I’m quite sure you’re joking, but let me know if you *do* ever get something organised, and I’ll do the label for you if you want one.

G’night, meme.

Actually, I must sleep, too. Why should this ever come as a surprise to me? Goodnight, you lovely people.
 
 
Bed Head
02:45 / 14.12.04
D’oh with the timing of that last post.
 
 
Mazarine
02:53 / 14.12.04
Absinthe gave me one of the best night's sleep I've ever had. I am loosely fond of it for this reason, even though I hate licorice/anise flavors.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:59 / 14.12.04
Ofcourse im pirate...im just used to having my hard liquor either allready made for me or stolen from a dead mans grasp.
 
 
Mazarine
03:15 / 14.12.04
I like mine hot and distilled from rice.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
03:19 / 14.12.04
Grog.

GROOOOGGGG!!!!!!

Ahem.

Sorry.
 
  

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