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The thread that's TOTALLY about maggyckk!!!! :) :) :)

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Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:35 / 21.01.07

OMGZ burn sage!

18:39 / 21.01.07

Iamlolling so hard you are allliving in fairyland because yo ar to afarid to face the truth that you are DORKS!!!!!!!!!!!

oH i AMLOLLING you cannotsue me it is another magicfantacy!!!!!!!!!!1

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:41 / 21.01.07

SHUT UP IT IS ILGEAL TO HARASSS SOMEONE OF THEIR RELIGOIN!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:46 / 21.01.07

NEway you cannot say ther is no magic because ppl have been doing PEACE magics for years and the world could of got more worse a lot of times and but it didn't so that PROVES that magic could work

18:56 / 21.01.07

It's all right, I'm going to be all right.

Actually though, what am I talking about? It's obviously not the case. It would have been better if I'd turned myslf into a butterfly, or a panda, or a special dragon, but I didn't think it was going to work ... and now I feel a bit silly.

NOT TO MESS WITH THE DARQUE MAGIKKKKS, YOUNG PEOPLE!

Take it from me.

They'll bite you in the underclothes when you least expect it.

19:08 / 21.01.07

IT WORKED!!!1112!!1!!`!! I did the anceint rite and then jumped off f the neighbors shed and died and now im back with amazing crow powwrs so i can fight evil and those two guys who knocked my tray overi nthe cafeteria last week. im still getting used to me new body but im pretty sure ive got a pwer level of atleast 30!! and ive almost masteerd flying so far just levtashun but im workin on it all the time now excpet for when im out patroling the city ofcourse! also, while i was dead i had beer wiht a bunchof egyptian god and got totally smashed!!!! i think my new psychicly connected animal companion is warning me that my mom is almost home, so i better go

19:31 / 21.01.07

peple hav been saying there ar magicdragons but there are not AND THERE ARE 2 WRLD WARS. they havnotproved except for SCEINCE!!!!

SO YOU CANSHUT UP YOU ARE SUSSED!!!

lOL

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:34 / 21.01.07

yeah well there would have been at last 5!! world wars if it hadn't for magic! Also we would of lost the WWII to the FACSISTS if Dion Fortune and Alister Crowly hadnt gone to Atlantis and done a magjics there so SHUT UP.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:38 / 21.01.07

charrlez: OMG have you cheked youre heart chackrer? If you went to Egypt and did majiks there and you died, you could be a PSHYCIC VAMPIRE now and you would have to lern not to eat ppl!!!

19:40 / 21.01.07

I no I sawthem ride a magicElf to atlantis oh no i didnot because their arenone of those.Anyway thesceintists lookedfor atlantis and theyfound it in fairylandoh notheydidnot becase there isno fairyland andthey didnot find atlantis as well.

THIS HAS BEEN PROVE BY SEINCE!!!!

omg lOL!!!! sohard

19:56 / 21.01.07

This man doesnot exist but you think u ar him. that is sO LOL!!!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:12 / 21.01.07

SHUT UP neway yr propably a scientsits everyoine knows sceintests is EVAL they KILL ANIMALS snd make ppl take DRUGS if they are not in the reality tunnel of SCEINCE (when so-called mental ilnesss can get cured by the right foods eg pumpkin seeds.)

20:16 / 21.01.07

thepoints made by this man arecorrect

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:47 / 21.01.07

well i am not a kid so there

21:03 / 21.01.07

Look, guy, lady, while this probably all very amusing to you, all this negative energy has to come out somewhere. Coincidence or not, my spirit guides (Wood Elf, Ian and The God Of Fuck - they named themselves, and they're better the ones you have anyway!!11!!!) are now so upset by what's going in the psychic atmosphere that they've insisted that I make it clear (even though it feels to me like I'm stating the obvious) that I am the greatest sorceor who have ever lived

Well I hope you're satisified, about making me blow my cover like this.

You guys = teh Suck

Phex: Dorset Doom

22:05 / 21.01.07

IS THAT WHAT U SAID TO YOURE BOYFREND!11!!LMAO

-phex
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“Your enemy is he who will give his life to kill you,” said the Time Traveler. “Your enemies are they that wish you and your children and your grandchildren dead and who are willing to sacrifice themselves, or support those fanatics who will sacrifice themselves, to see you and your institutions destroyed. You haven’t figured that out yet – the majority of you fat, sleeping, smug, infinitely stupid Americans and Europeans.” -Dan Simmons

LINUX USER AND PROUD- MICRO$$$OFT CAN SUCK IT

00:13 / 22.01.07

OMG you guys ar noway magic.U dont even have hats1!

I wud thibnk hard about taht because othrewise yu will offend sprits in the Umbras! I have a pure Arete 6 and Hat 7!, I know What I am tlkaing abouty!

13:37 / 22.01.07

You and Your Fucking Space Elves....

----Xtr3m3 K1LL4h---------

In the course of this book, Nicholai Hel will avail himself of the tactics of Naked/Kill, but these will never be described in detail. In an early book, the author portrayed a dangerous ascent of a mountain. In the process of converting this novel into a vapid film, a fine young climber was killed. In a later book, the author detailed a method for stealing paintings from any well-guarded museum. Shortly after the Italian version of this book appeared, three paintings were stolen in Milan by the exact method described, and two of these were irreparably mutilated.

14:03 / 22.01.07

All of you are simply pathetic.

As a highly-trained self-initiated Zelator of the AA with my own copy of The Equinox (by Alister Crowley, and it cost $300), its amusing to see your dabblings in magick (note the "k," to distinguish it from mere stage stuff like David Copperfield (not the Dickens character). If you REALLY want to understand magick (note the k again) buy "Magick (with a k) in Theory and Practice" and work your way through the appendixes. I've been doing it for a year and I've gotten results you wouldn't believe.

I'm available for advice if anyone needs it.

14:10 / 22.01.07

yUO are all so cockky!

Big heads all of you!

bUT NO HATS!

14:20 / 22.01.07

I was looking up Gek references earlier and stumbled across this exchange on another site;

(Sorath) There are many of us here who could make a sigilized egreogre. It does not matter who makes it, as long as it is made with a singular intent and with skill.

"Through the cave of darkness wanders the aspirant, breaking through to the light. Transfiguration by slow construction, the soul and mind fuse. Gone are the rough edges, the light purely chiseled. The magician awakens from the darkness, a soul perfected, to spread his light to the world."

('Nazukarr) I think the Veritas Egregore should be gigantic Dynamic Psi sign with eyes.

That would be soooo cool.
And who is more unjust than he who conceals the the truth from Nazukarr?

(Raitaro) Like the microsoft paper clip but less annoying.

Oh no3s ^K!w!^ i5 t3|-| n4z!
<^KiwiKid^> and as far as I'm aware this isn't a democracy >.>
Smiffy:All shall fall before my bovine fury!!

...

(Ancheron) It came upon me that it requires a name. as well. I remember another forum, barbelith.com who created a servitor and named it GEK, possibly refering to the Great Elemental Kings of the Enochian discipline. What name shall we have for ours?

(apologies if you are one of the posters there but it made me larf, I mean LOL. Great Elemental Kings!)

Less searchable M0rd4nt

14:28 / 22.01.07

Ev G, OMG those are DARK magixk! You need to destroy the book in running water and then put it on fire, also BURN SAGE.

14:48 / 22.01.07

but still Mordant Carnival, you are WRONG.

Many people mistakenly beleive that Crowley was a Satanist, but they are mistaken. (While he talks about killing babies, its just a simile for something.)

Crowley was the prophet of the Age of Horus, the Crowned and Conquering Child, which replaces the Age of Aquarius. He preached the message of "Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law," which to the naive seems evil, but really just encourages people to accomplish their True Will, whether its baking a cake or ruling the world. Since I learned about my true will I've met my Scarlet Woman at school, and she told me she can feel that my aura is geting mor epowerful all the time.

(BTW, your a girl, right? Where do you live?)

14:51 / 22.01.07

Mordant, I weep for what you have been exposed to.

----Xectic Kombustion-------

The Labyrinth Society (TLS) is holding their annual Gathering
Nov. 8 -11, 2007
at Unity Conference Center / Unity Village, in Lee's Summit, MO.
A Post Gathering activity will be held at the Prairie Labyrinth Sunday Nov. 11, 2007.

14:55 / 22.01.07

Stoopid Carnival- DON'T LISTEN EVG!1! Alistare is the reel thing, I want you to teech me teh invocation of baa'aalshamasmash (who is my spirit patron along with beeezlebub and Wolverine and told me that someone would come and be my teecher and OMG you did!!1!) these kidz wouldn't kno reel magicK(!!) if it cursed their unicorn's horn off.
I will pay you in pigs blood, meet me each Teusday evening on teh Astral Plain by the Tower of Pikachu, eight o'clock after Charmed finishes and we can discuss how stoopid teh kidz R too.

14:55 / 22.01.07

HAR HAR godyou guys are so lol…

I mustask hav any ov you investigated sceince?! Oneday sceince will make robots. That is tru bt their are no dragons unlessthey will be robots.

You see? no magicdragons

Are youshootingfireballs out ov you’re butt? is that a POWER?

14:56 / 22.01.07

93!!!1!

14:56 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law.

(I forgot to start my previous posts with that. Mods, can you fix?)

XK, that was post 93, and I wanted that post!!!

(93 is important to Thelmites (people who follow Crowley) because it's the number of THELEMA, which is Latin for "will". (as in True Will, which I've already addressed.))

Love is the Law, Love under Will.

(Mods, can you add that to the end as well? Or just "93"?)

14:59 / 22.01.07

Y´all got your kundalinis stuck sideways.

15:00 / 22.01.07

OMG!! "Ev G" Gematriates into 5+22+7= 5-2 + 2+7 = 3+9 which reverses into 93!!1!
DO WHAT Ev G SAYS SHALL BE THE WHOLE OF THE LAW!!93!

15:02 / 22.01.07

Ev are you a issipssissimus?

15:06 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt Is the Whole of the Law.

Stoopid Carnival- DON'T LISTEN EVG!1! Alistare is the reel thing, I want you to teech me teh invocation of baa'aalshamasmash (who is my spirit patron along with beeezlebub and Wolverine and told me that someone would come and be my teecher and OMG you did!!1!) these kidz wouldn't kno reel magicK(!!) if it cursed their unicorn's horn off.
I will pay you in pigs blood, meet me each Teusday evening on teh Astral Plain by the Tower of Pikachu, eight o'clock after Charmed finishes and we can discuss how stoopid teh kidz R too.

Quantum is egoistic and rigid (prev. Quantus (9/8, flying, trample)), it's Aleister, not Alistare, I checked. (Mods, can you fix my previous posts.)

I don't know about baa'aalshamasmash, but I can teach you about the LBRP, which is the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentacle, which is the Medicine of Metals and the Stone of the Wise.

PM me if you want to discuss a course of lessons that should teach you about REAL MAGIC and I'll point you to the right books which you can buy from Amazon and then we can discuss.

Love is the Law, Love under Will.

(P.S.: But Still Mordant Carnival, PM me. I think we have much to discuss.)

15:13 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law.

Quantum is egoistic and rigid, you're using English numbers instead of Hebrew, which is what the Golden Dawn (which is the group Crowley ran early in his career) used instead. Ev G would be EV G, so E (Hebrew doesn't have an E, so maybe an Aleph), Vav Gimel, or 1+6+3, which is 10, or 1+0 is 1, which of course is an important number, but not 93.

And I'm not an Ipsissimus. Maybe one day.

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:14 / 22.01.07

boboss you are drunk and meen and dont know what th HELLL ur tawkin. dragonz are too real and I no this cuz my DOG is a DRAGON. hes my FAMILIAR and hides in dog fo rm durrinfg the day and at night he metamorfossess in to a grate big dragon what breeths HELLFYAR and takes me flieing all over the town. I looook down and alays see peepul like U who do ont believe but it is OKAY because we are all teh MaGiC and it is kind of sad that you dont kno it. maybee youd feel better about yrselfif AND woouldnt dirnk so much if you you did kno it, and i am heer to tell you but ia m afrad you wont beleeve

PLZ BELEEEVE, BOBOSS!!!! I AM WILLLING TO TEECH YOU ALL I KNO AND I CAN DO IT CUZ IM A INITEEATED MASTER

15:17 / 22.01.07

also

BEWARE EVERY1, CUZ EV G IS A FALSE PROPHET AND A LIAR!!1!! hell only tak yr money and make you TEH SEX SLAVE. Ttrue and FFFACT!

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