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The thread that's TOTALLY about maggyckk!!!! :) :) :)

 
  

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FinderWolf
13:56 / 29.11.04
This thread ROKKKS!!!***. That is all.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:00 / 29.11.04
OMFG!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!! I just herd abuot this CONSPIRASEY their called teh ILLUMENATIE and they run EVERYTHING like the GOVERMINTS and BANKXS and BIG OIL BISNESESSES and EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!! and also they are LIZARDS who are from teh HOLLOW EARTHS!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:12 / 29.11.04
HAH! I have been relaoding this page for 10 WHOLE MINETS!!! and NOT 1 SIGEL RESPONS to my REVALATION above. you ppl are OBVIOUSLy too WEEK and AFRAID to engaje with the SHOKING NEW INFO I HAVE PRESENTED!!!11!!!!!!!!!!!!! I EXCPECT this wil get deletad now also i'll gewt BANNED because you CANT FACE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
 
trouser the trouserian
15:35 / 29.11.04
were is all ze SATAN pr0n and WAreZ???? Youze are all DOOMED!
 
 
Sekhmet
15:50 / 29.11.04
if u want 2 kill sum1 all u haf 2 do is take a BLACK string and 1 of there hares & tie 7 nots in it ind think real hard about how much U hate them and wnt them 2 DIE then put it on there cloes and then thell die in a week but you haff 2 be carefull so it dasnt fall of there close!!!!!

AND B CAREFULL NO 1 SEES U!!!!!!!

nd ps my name means an egptian goddes whos a cat goddess only shes a lion so shes badder than bast and she kills men and drnks there BLOOD so step off!!!!!!!!!
 
 
trouser the trouserian
13:06 / 30.11.04
You Peeplez are all SOOOO sr888!!!

...hang on that's not right is it?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
14:03 / 30.11.04
MORDANT hav not said ANYTHING in nearly 24 HOURS... Dus MORDANT kno 2 MUCH ???!!! Hav MORDANT been SILENCED by MEN IN BLACK HELICOPTERS ????!!!!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
12:56 / 01.12.04
Greatings onse again, mye fellowe wandrers of ttheeeee Nyght. It is I, Lord Avalonia Whysper Moonshayde. I must confyde thate I have beeen moste woundede by theeee not-discontynuous sylence of theee ladyies of thyse comunytye. Howe ever, I am mynded to put aside my feeelyngs of unwelcomingness as I hope some of you are meerly coy (and not tyresome unintellectualles repelled bye the prescense of an educated person suche as myeself.) and renew my intervention amunogst you. Should any wyshe to approache meee, I styll serche in vain for the nuptuous maydene of mye dreams! Be note coy, fayre ones.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
13:05 / 01.12.04
Th@t'5 n0t M00n5h4d3!

Th4t 33vil f4k3 magyk hAXX0r didn't s4y "Ble553d Br14n" at thee end lyke a r33l wicc4 woold.

YORE BING LYED TOO, BARBLYTH SHEEPLE!!!

\m/ \m/ \m/
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
13:22 / 01.12.04
Ordynarely I would cut throguh the Georgian Knot of yore sckeptisicism, with mye rasor wyt that I have horned over the centuries with peopel such as Byron and Shakespere and Jesus, but the pathos of yore encoded syphon spekes for itself.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
01:12 / 20.01.07
---<--<-@ blessed be!!!!!!!!! @->-->---

it's me agian, o0O_PretYsTaRkAt_O0o!!!! welll alot has happened to me since i last rote, I have foundid my very own COVEN the sisters of the most sacred lunar silver faerei willow spirit, at the moment it is just me an Trisha an Guinevere from art classes but there will be loads more of us soon becose we practis astrel travelings and meet loads of other Wiccas on teh astrel plain.


Also during my astrel travellings I met Sirius Snape Anakin Skywalker also Raistlin Majere!!!! I foghut and defeeated Snape in singel combat just liek when I killed the evol god Set, then Sirius sed he recognize me from my past lief as a good witch who was killed by Voldemort!!! it was so sad, as sad as my other past liefs where I was a witch burned at salem, an elven princess who was killed by crule humans, Aeris from Final Fantasy, and a werecat who drowned herself for love of a mortal. yes my life has been one of torment and pain but I have found my lost love Legolas on the Asterl plain and we are now married!!!! and i am astrelly pregnat with his child!!!1!!!!

PS Legolas says there is no other wifes of him on the astrl plain so if anyone says tehy are they are LIEING and not real. if you see anyone saying this tell me becaus I can now do white magic curses which are differnt than black magic curses.

Blesssed Be!
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
03:05 / 20.01.07
So this one tyme I wus hanging out with a friend of mine who is TOTALLY a half vampyre (NO REALLY!!!11!) and he sed this other vampyire guy wus going to try and fuck shit up. We went to this abandoned house to fihgt the d00d but it was really cold and the place wuz locked up!

We thot that wus it but then later i GOT THA FLU!!!1! My freind totally says it was this vamipyre guy, how can I stop him from curseing me moar?!?!?!?!?!
 
 
electric monk
03:23 / 20.01.07
and i am astrelly pregnat with his child!!!1!!!!

OMG!!!!! TemperAriLLyAutoNImusHuGGLeszzZZZZ!!!23!!11!
 
 
charrellz
03:46 / 20.01.07
Well met broth3rs (and sisses too!) I just finihsed the crow for about hte billionth time, and ive seen the truth of breakng the l13s weve all been fed by TH3M. YOU KNOW WHO> Anywya, i think i learned how to die and comebock as a crow with all the powers and being able to do real majgicks and better fighting with my mind swrd. I embark an my journey tonight, so farewell from this lyfe, see you alls in the next! blesssed be freinds!
 
 
ghadis
03:56 / 20.01.07
oh man! ive just been having such a geberer thing! total anger and it! reely angry. kiked off big time im telling you! red buses going past in 3ss. honest. the buses cum. always happens! coinsidense and stuff like that. always watch for stuff like that! enviro. fuc you no what i meen. so i AM NOT HAPPY..course big letters!! but im not taking anymore shit from that. so big riturl. big time.place a circle. all that shit. cut my finger too! got my big book out. old grimwar.reely old!!! some words. sumerarian i think. maybe anuther type of magic. from easter ireland it is. the stuff that made the withces turn to stone to watch out for the people. before the wite man came and fucked them up and gave them flu.wankers. i channel that stuff. the old stuff. it come on big time,...it still wurking now!!! i can do anything! the american army no about this.

they have black witches to.look at irak. fight back i say. we have the power. like rocky.
 
 
ghadis
04:10 / 20.01.07
and watch out for girlz.if they sex you they take your ora! fact! i had a frend and he did it wif a blak witch and the next day he coodent see for 2 days! she had taken his eyes away for using for shopliftig in croyden.
 
 
*
17:25 / 20.01.07
hi there,

I hope you don't mind my rude entry into your little community here; I understand if this is meant to be a place for young people to discuss their first efforts at magick, free of the pressures of living up there elders' acheivements. I'm afraid that at 20 I may seem old indeed but I have much wisdom to share with you.

First I must tell you that all your magick is WRONG. True power comes not from reciting nonsence rhymes or acting out bazaar sequences of actions that you heard on the internet would make you powerful. True power comes from realizing the godhood within you by reciting words of power and performing the time-honered rituals that can only be effective if you are born or adopted into a clan of shamanic witches.

I am a twlfth-generation traditional celtic runic shamanic witch. My grandmother, Helga Br1g1d Bald3rsdottir O'Brennan, passed down a sacred charge to me to keep the tradition alive and pure. At this time I am prepard to begin teaching because I have been practicing for 24 years in the physical world and the astral world which is when the druids from whom all our knowledge derives would traditionally begin to teach. I am thus seeking a successer. It is essential, for reasons that are greater than you can be permitted to know at this time, that the Keepers of the Way should continue to pass down our knowledge, but I am the last of my line unless I find a scesser to consecrate in our time-honored fashion or someone to bear my child so that he or she can be consecrated to the path.

The g*ds will tell me whom I must choose. It will be someone of exceptional personal power, of the correct lineage, marked by the physical beauty and carisma of the g*ds blessing. If you feel what you believe is the g*ds' calling to this path, please respond in thread with your Truename, legal name, address and social security number so that I may perform the correct divinations.
 
 
Jake, Colossus of Clout
18:21 / 20.01.07
Shouldn't this be in the Temple?

I mean, this is some heavy stuff, here.
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:48 / 20.01.07
I wish I culd help you guys, but the turth is I waaaayyy too cool and my power are so above that of the sleeping-muggle-sheeple-mundanes-humatons, I do not know if you are ready to take the red pill and see the world as I see it. Your head may explode if you hear the voices of the 9-dimensional Invisible Planetaly Angels from New Krypton without first taking a zip of the Holy Grail and a drag of the Holy Joint Jah rolled to me in person last Thursday, when He visited my altar with his Loa friends to watch the soccer game.

Oh, and forget Chuthlu and all the other so-called "Ancient Ones". Unicron is less than a parsec away now, anyway, and should arrive on Earth on Haus' Birthday. Probably at 4:00 pm, London time

Darkseid is...
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:51 / 20.01.07
[and breaking out of character for a moment. when I first saw this thread's name and the forum it was in, my first thought was "Oh My God, Mordant C. is sooo gonna walk all over whoever this poor newbie is", but then I saw who posted the thread, and went all "phew"...]
 
 
Olulabelle
01:44 / 21.01.07
But none of you are as cool as me because I manifesx the 23 all teh time. I AM 23!!! I post at 23.23 without fail. 23 is my life. Welcome to my world.
 
 
Papess
07:22 / 21.01.07
What is the point of this? This writing is a headache to read.
 
 
Unconditional Love
08:59 / 21.01.07
SEd?? Wat?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:15 / 21.01.07
TLR
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:15 / 21.01.07
TLR
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
10:17 / 21.01.07
OMFHG STUPUD SMILEIS
 
 
Papess
11:03 / 21.01.07
i have never seen anyone write like this, except for here on Barbelith.

1R0N1CKY1!
 
 
Triplets
17:28 / 21.01.07
How does the shape of the toilet bowl is conceived

First place a open top trash can near a louvre of window planes.
Preferably a trash can with shiny metalic rim on the open top.
Slightly tinted window planes will do.
Tilt the lourves of window planes until you see the total internal
reflection of the metallic trash can top in consecutive window planes.
If the angle of the tilted window planes is right, you will see the
shape of the toilet bowl. Viola!

For best effect, have light fall on the trash can top and
no light behind the window planes (the trash can is in front
of the window planes)
 
 
Spaniel
17:37 / 21.01.07
You lot ar so stupid, there is no such as magic.

GET REAL DORKS
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:41 / 21.01.07
There is and to prove it I will curse you wih a whtie majik CURSE.
 
 
Spaniel
17:46 / 21.01.07
but no you wont becase there is no magic and only science.

Ohlook a unicornbut not really because they areuntrue like magic
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
17:59 / 21.01.07
SHUT UP YOUR DISRESPECTING MY RELIGON I WILL SUE YOU
 
 
Dead Megatron
18:00 / 21.01.07
unicorn is a anagram of Unicron. Coincidemce?
 
 
Papess
18:15 / 21.01.07
Triplets, that was an odd one.

Sorry...


TEH0D1!

yep
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:23 / 21.01.07
I am, I think, well on my way to having successfully transformed myself into a worm.

It's going to interfere with my ability to type, pretty clearly - I'm about halfway through the process now and already my hands are turning into this sort of mush, really. It occurs to me that the problem with all this might be that wile I am, arguably, the greatest magician in the universe, the spell, on a number of levels, but mainly the practical ones, on the mundane planes, if you will, is going to be difficult to reverse. How Iam I supposed to do the incantions if I'm lying on the carpet, six inches long, without ... well there are basically a series of concerns.

Even though, on an occult level, I've pulled off a major feat here - Crowley couldn't have managed this, and neither could anyone else, I fear I may have pissed on my chips a bit, all the same.
 
  

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