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15:23 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law.

I checked and it's "Do What Thou Wilt SHALL BE the Whole of the Law," not "Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law."

Mods, can you correct again? (but with "Shall Be" in upper and lowercase letters, not all uppercase).

And you can erase this post.

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:24 / 22.01.07

TEH SEX SLAVE

really? Where?

-----Xenephoopic Kenobite-------
Truly we are in the end times! Satan is working relentlessly to corrupt and destroy everything that stands in the way of the coming antichrist. Some people had a hard time accepting the truth about Walt Disney's NARNIA, when I exposed the Satanism and spirit of pedophilia in the film. There is an inseparable connection between Satanism and child sexual-abuse and torture. Here again, in an upcoming movie scheduled for release in October of 2006, Pan's Labyrinth, we see an innocent little girl being presented to Satan, this time by Picturehouse and Warner Brothers (owned by Time Warner).

15:24 / 22.01.07

Ev G- I don't understand. Hebrew has 2 e's, and what is that stuff about stone and metal? I am starting to think that you are making it all up and do not own teh equinocKs at all. I was told it was alistare in the astral plain by chronozone because he had that *stare* din't he- you lie, I do not want you to train me and I will CURSE YOU IF I SEE YOU ON TEH ASTRAL!
Monk can you teach me reel magicK to summon demons and curse bullies and make the girl at the coffee shop go out with me? I will pay you in pig's blood... are YOU an issipssissimus? I can already leave my body and sijilize and sense evil and laugh at elf-loving kidz who luv crystals.

15:27 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law.

monk, you don't know what you're talking about. Sex is a natural part of life and there's nothing wrong with it, or with SM (note, NOT S&M but SM). And magick (note the "k") can involve sex and tantra, but that's not for beginners. And SM doesn't have to involve slavery AT ALL.

And I'm not a prophet, I'm just explaining Crowley's Law (Which we wrote about in his Book of the Law, which I'll explain to everyone later.)

(but still Mordant Carnival, are you reading the board now or are you offline? PM me.)

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:29 / 22.01.07

Mods, I meant "he," not "we" above. Can you fix? And erase this post, too.

15:30 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law.

(I forgot to add Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law and Love is the Law, Love Under Will to my last post. If you don't erase, can you add them? Or 93.)

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:34 / 22.01.07

See Ali's Stare? ALISTARE, it is spelt wrong on that picture, I will rite to them and tell them. Chronozone knoes best. Also ALISTARE gematriatates to 93 so it is rite.

15:35 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law.

Ev G- I don't understand. Hebrew has 2 e's, and what is that stuff about stone and metal? I am starting to think that you are making it all up and do not own teh equinocKs at all. I was told it was alistare in the astral plain by chronozone because he had that *stare* din't he- you lie, I do not want you to train me and I will CURSE YOU IF I SEE YOU ON TEH ASTRAL!

You need to study Hebrew like Crowley advised. Hebrew has the Aleph, the first letter, and then the Ayin, which is sort of like an Aleph but with different attributions (each Hebrew letter has a Tarot card) and there's a Yod which makes sort of an "e" sound, but none of them are vowels, which are silent.

I didn't say anything about stone and metal. And I do have a copy of the Equinox (it's white and two volumes with pictures, not the Blue Equinox, which is different), but if you don't want to believe me I don't care. It's your loss if you don't want to learn.

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:43 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt is the Whole of the Law.

but still Mordant Carnival, is there a picture of you on the board? I've been looking but don't see one.

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

15:53 / 22.01.07

really? Where?

hee wuz on occultformus and he wuz making friends with spidergod who is my good frind and he sed hed teach him stuff and he bought his books and then I NEVER HEAR DFROM HIM AGAIN. EV G is EVAL and i don kno what SM is but i bet its teh BLAQUE MAGIKKSS. STAY FAR AWAY.

and how r u gettin a sig line in ur posts?!?!?!? i wano one TOO!!!!!

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EV G jus so u kno, i RED the book of law an dit wuz scary and weeerd and wen i wuz hafway thru iwht it a gurl came up to mee and she wuz holdin a lizard wiht its belly cut open and i freaked and barfed and thats how cum i kno its EVAL. TAKE UR BLAQU MAGKICS AWAY FROM HEER. I BAHNIS YOU BY THE POER OF MY RIGHT HAND. BEEGOINE!!!!!!!!!!!

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quantam i am not an ipppsissisummmz or whatevar but a TRIBAL SHAMAN and i hav a dreemcacher tattood on my neck and a band around my arm. its my right arm cuz im a good magican and no eval. i CAN teech u but u hav to stop puttin down crystals cuz thats where the souls of are fourfathers rezide when they have died. you will dreem of me tonite and i will start u on a good and riteous path to MagiC. do you have n ASTRAL TEMPEL becuz i coud meet u their anmd it woud be bettr.

15:53 / 22.01.07

but still Mordant Carnival, is there a picture of you on the board? I've been looking but don't see one.

DO U SEEE!!!!!

16:10 / 22.01.07

"I can teach you about the LBRP, which is the Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentacle, which is the Medicine of Metals and the Stone of the Wise."

LYER! I CHALLENJ U 2 A ASTRAL DUEL RITE NOW!!

monk u r a fairy elf treehugger an i don't wanna learn nothing off a drude, darque majicK is best which is left hended but not evil u do not unnerstand. But u r rite about Ev G he wants to SMS me! I can sense eevil!

16:14 / 22.01.07

Hah I toatally PWNED Ev G in asstral wizzards duel, he is a sissy and lyer and his astral temple is rubish- mine is like Zion from the matrix (which we are all trapped in and that is why magic works) and my giant robot suit dakka-dakka'd the LYER easily.

16:15 / 22.01.07

hee wuz on occultformus and he wuz making friends with spidergod who is my good frind and he sed hed teach him stuff and he bought his books and then I NEVER HEAR DFROM HIM AGAIN. EV G is EVAL and i don kno what SM is but i bet its teh BLAQUE MAGIKKSS. STAY FAR AWAY.

and how r u gettin a sig line in ur posts?!?!?!? i wano one TOO!!!!!

whoa monk, you sure?

I have a sig monkey.

--------Xcleopatra Karabiner--------
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attendant.

16:42 / 22.01.07

Do What Thou Wilt Shall Be the Whole of the Law.

Quantum is egotistic and rigid, you don't know what your talking about. And learn to spell!!!

I don't know if you tried to fight me on the Astral but I didn't even feel it. I don't even think you know how to astrally project (read Crowley's Liber O for information about Rising on the Planes). But I don't have time to fight with a moron who probably couldn't even understand the symbolism of the Star Ruby (Liber XXV).

(BTW, but for Mordant Carnival, who are Trisha and Guinevere, and where do you take art classes?)

Love is the Law, Love Under Will.

16:49 / 22.01.07

Bossob is rite!1

u shuld all read abuot ritchard dawkins becuase he has displellt {SP??}} (nOT ly,ke ur magic which is stiupid and ul go 2 hel for it) tHE LIES suRroundinng ""magic''.

"""magic"" (c, i use qotes to show my intelligunyt distensing) iz a pat of lyes to maek us betruy Jesus, our crist and safeiour.

16:52 / 22.01.07

xk, now i am SURE!!!!! I alwayz wantid a monky!

******

ev g, u leeve MC alone! u r bein a harrasssar and that is aginst th rulez of thi plase.

******

quantam u are stupd an a buttmunch an it is np wunder you need MAGic CUZ NO GURLZ LIKE YOU AN NEVER WILL. all ur stpid curzes wil FAIL and woll cum bak on u just wach.

17:32 / 22.01.07

shut it drude and go smoke mushrooms or something u r *not* l33t and trapped in teh matrix of lyes.

Quantum is egotistic and rigid, you don't know what your talking about. And learn to spell!!!

it's EGOIC stupid head and YOU'RE and ALISTARE u r the one (noth The One like NEO) who carnt understand l33tness and modern magick u r trapped in teh OLD matrix of lyes before they found out about the matrix and thort it was all Egyptian gods and din't kno about servitors and sijils.

I don't know if you tried to fight me on the Astral but I didn't even feel it. I don't even think you know how to astrally project (read Crowley's Liber O for information about Rising on the Planes). But I don't have time to fight with a moron who probably couldn't even understand the symbolism of the Star Ruby (Liber XXV).

u dint feel it coz u r a grayface fixated on reeding old dusty tomes and magicK rubys. I pwned u big stylee & u r delushunal and a LYER.

18:06 / 22.01.07

93.

I MEANT to use "egotistic." I was being ironic. And "your" was a typo.

93.

18:20 / 22.01.07

Hey, why don't we turn this thread in some sort of internet-mediated group mentalization in order to create some sort of hipersigiled servant to fight big corporations?

Because I'm sure no one has ever thought of that before, haha

- Here's My Unicron a'coming!!! -

18:35 / 22.01.07

93.

I see that some of the folks here are British or Scotch or Welsh. That's brilliant! As the home of Aleister Crowley, I love England. (He had a place in Loch Ness called Boleskine that was owned by Jimmy Page later on.)

why don't we turn this thread in some sort of internet-mediated group mentalization in order to create some sort of hipersigiled servant to fight big corporations?

The sigil thing is a bloody good idea, but you might not know that chaos magic isn't just a matter of wanking. It's a matter of wanking while looking at a drawing, and it's harder than it looks. Better to just focus on proven techniques like making a talisman using the Rose Cross of the Golden Dawn (which is explained in the book The Golden Dawn by Crowley's old secretary Israel Regardie.)

Maybe the intelligent and skilled magickians on the board (sorry egotistical Quantum) should discuss this in more detail somewhere else. (If Mordant Carnival's coven takes the lead, I'm willing to help.) It could be corking!

18:36 / 22.01.07

93.

00:12 / 23.01.07

I once spent the New Years Eve in a house owned by Jimmi Page in a Brazilian Chapada (High Plains filled wiht mesas). He wasn't there, though, we barged in because the people who were rentinf it for the holidays were friends of friends. It was a pretty cool, rustic place, Jimmi's house

true story...

Unconditional Love

06:43 / 23.01.07

IN THEE BEGINNING OV E IT WAS GENESIS CROWLEY AVE A WAZ IT WAS DJINN THAT WAS COUMING TO CREATE T.A.Z.

DRIPPING SIGIL L-OV-E OV MAHJIK MIRROR PORRIDGE OF K-OZ FROM WOLFANGEL L-OV-ES GOD.

CUT UP MY SPELL ING, ENCHANT E OV THEE.

BIG BABYLONS THEE AVE.

Unconditional Love

07:05 / 23.01.07

POLICE IS CROWLEY REVERSE SPEECH 999, PHONE HOME, LAM OF GOD IS NOT LAMB. EVERY CURRENT HAS NUMBER AND WORD. POLICE 999.
THEE BAD MAHJIKS WILL STING YOU WITH TANTRIC ROXANNE.

Unconditional Love

07:09 / 24.01.07

Thee 3vil K-oz mahjikians have been enslaving poor servitors to do there dity 3vils buzziness. So we thee love ov light beings have created the S.L.F, servitor liberation front, we set servitors free from there cages, so they can play untamed, from the 3vil$ hands of thee darq lords of chaos.

Serve you masters no more, live in 3dom in neu eden.

18:29 / 04.03.07

Hail Eris!

I'm here to blow your minds and frotz your meckles.

I know Barbelith is full of fusty old Grayfaces with their ceremonial magic-k (ha!), but I'm here to clear out the cobwebs and hip you about Discordia.

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe, and I'm gonna run over your dogma with my karma. Prepare to be wowed.

Or ban me if I'm threatening your narrow little world. Handle truth can't-l you!

Now start talking about me.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:08 / 04.03.07

Hay great, another Discordian! Hail Eris! Now we can see some real action in this forum for once!!! Fnord! Whoops, here comes Mr Jelly! I aM fOlloWinG mY FisHiE, lA LaA lAaA, caUsE My fiSHiE kNoWS WheRe To gO! This post is a duck! Oops, sorry, that was all a bit random wasn't it? Don't mind me, I'm just a bit kerayyyyzeee!

21:15 / 04.03.07

*gasp* You're channelling deLIriUm! U R teh avatar ov eris!

22:56 / 04.03.07

I've just wet myself. What's magick going to do about that?

23:55 / 04.03.07

Magick *made* you do that.

23:57 / 04.03.07

156 Current strikes again!

01:02 / 05.03.07

I see at least one of you seems to gnusto it.

Sorry if I've hijacked your little groupthink circle jerk. I assume the banning comes next.

I just thought some people here would be willing to follow my link and tinsot their assumptions. Obviously, the Barbelithian hive mind can't take that.

But I'll still keep blorpling along, if for no other reason than to bust your chops and keep you honest.

Man, I wish I were you just so I'd have the chance to learn from me.

Gendudehashadenough

00:39 / 06.03.07

MMMMMMMMM....MAGIC SPELLING.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:11 / 05.09.07

hiii! Its me again o0O_PretYsTaRkAt_O0o!!! ne way i was reading about this new kind of majyk its called chaos majyk i thought it might be like a kind of Darque majyk in wich case we should make a circle 2 FITE it but my friend Tiffany SwanAngelSilverWing says that there is also chaos in Nature. so, can ne1 tel me more about chaos majyk??

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