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The thread that's TOTALLY about maggyckk!!!! :) :) :)

 
  

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Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:10 / 25.11.04
hi my names o0O_PretYsTaRkAt_O0o hello!

so you guyz are all into magyckk n stuf rite? i amm totally a wicca to!! i love charemd its my FAVORIET SHOW EVER!! and i have read almost all of one of Silver Ravenwolfs books!!! can you tell me how to make pencils flaot n stuf? well blessed be as we of teh OLd relidjion says!!

PS theres this girl or should i say BITCH in my class and shes alwaz flirting with this guy i like even thooug hes TOTALLY not interested. i want to maek her get liek loads and loads of zits and also get in a car reck and breack her face! can you tell me how? PS it is totally ok becoz im a wite wicca!! blessde Be!! <3<3<3
 
 
_Boboss
14:14 / 25.11.04
i'm sure there'll be lots on replies to this thread just as soo oo oon as everyone gets their breath back from laughing so hard.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:17 / 25.11.04
i dont get you. are you using a sarcasem?

o0O_PretYsTaRkAt_O0o
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:19 / 25.11.04
Dude. You want magick? Watch this:



Now you see it...




Oh. Hang on, I managed to do this earlier...
 
 
_Boboss
14:21 / 25.11.04
i am using sarcasm, just not well.

better look out fireman, mordant's trying to take your place in my heart baby-pie.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
14:22 / 25.11.04
Wow, finally someone who's actually into real Magikz.

If you want to know how to sort this stupid Bitch in your class out, who is obviously some sort of whore from hell, the you need the power of three.

I suggest you get a book of spells of the internet. Find one that'll create you 2 sisters, make sure thay are pretty, with nice boobies & are from the american states. Oh they also have to be capable of the MAGIKZ ARTS. Then you have the "POWER OF 3".

If you & "THE POWER OF 3" stare at a picture of the girl at midnight her head will turn into a Toad. She will also scream & cry & bubble & all that will be left will be her shoes.

If you need anymore advice, i'll be happy to help you with the WICCA MAGIKZ.

Good Luck
 
 
Gypsy Lantern
14:35 / 25.11.04
I think you should seriously think about writing a book on wicca/maggyckkk!!!! in that posting style. I'd buy it.
 
 
Haus Of Pain
14:56 / 25.11.04
Is this a joke, or should it be moved to headshop?
 
 
Ex
15:24 / 25.11.04
(d00d)

are you using a sarcasem?

h3s playing M1NDGAM3Z WITH U!!! dont get suked in
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:06 / 25.11.04
Yore beeng rilly 51lly.

All U "m4g1(k" peple R.

Lissen 2 Blakk S4884th. It'll tell you all you need.

They have SECRETS.

Or r34d th4t 630R63 M0RR150N g33zRR. He's totally \m/.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
16:10 / 25.11.04
How's it going?

Have you conjured up the sisters yet?

What they look like?

Does they have the good titties?

If yes, You are set for serious MAGIKZ.

Wait till midnight or it will not work.

Remember, HOLD hands.

Good Luck, let me know how it goes.

I can't wait, stupid stupid frlirting stupid bitch. She's really gonna get it.

i am must go now, my black cat has just caught a raver.
 
 
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18:28 / 25.11.04
better look out fireman, mordant's trying to take your place in my heart baby-pie.

No fockin way man! U said to me that I woz yor speshal bright glowin Fireboy! We uzed to rulez togever Gambit, don't let her steal our luv fr each other! Eval Witchez nd Magic spellz take away luv! U said I woz in your hart for ever!

It's OK cutesy, don't worry about it. I've decided to try and calm down now.

I hope I've not just jinxed myself.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
21:20 / 25.11.04
You Suck!!!!
I'm like totally into Chaos Magick so I can like totally bitchslap you you think yr so great coz u read a most ov a book (and I bet it like wasn't most of it was like the back cover or sumthin rofl!) well I've read ALL of Matrix Warrior! Bitchslap! ROFL!
You guys are lamer than my fuckin foster parents n i bet yr all like at yr computers gaying off or sumthing cos it's like not like yr gay or nothin' but when he holds you like that and you can feel his muscles all around you and you just wish you could stay that way forever-
NEway, I'm totally way more l33t than anybody on this gay board for gays.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:23 / 25.11.04
Can we change the name of this board to that?
 
 
Glandmaster
00:03 / 26.11.04
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns

Fuck - I no longer have the coolest suit.
 
 
Lord Morgue
05:08 / 26.11.04
I WILL OWZ J00 ALL WIHT MY TEXTFILES.COM THELEMA MAD WIND NINJA MAGIKC SK33LZ!
Such a sigil I will draw, as will ownz you with mad ownzage, and ownzzors. And as soon as I spank my monkey over said sigil, you will BEAR WITNESS TO MY FINAL TRIUMPH!
If I can just get my mind back on the sigil and off Christina Ricci.
Ooh, Christina, what big... eyes you have...
Whoops.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
09:57 / 26.11.04
"You Suck!!!!
I'm like totally into Chaos Magick so I can like totally bitchslap you you think yr so great coz u read a most ov a book (and I bet it like wasn't most of it was like the back cover or sumthin rofl!) well I've read ALL of Matrix Warrior! Bitchslap! ROFL!
You guys are lamer than my fuckin foster parents n i bet yr all like at yr computers gaying off or sumthing cos it's like not like yr gay or nothin' but when he holds you like that and you can feel his muscles all around you and you just wish you could stay that way forever-
NEway, I'm totally way more l33t than anybody on this gay board for gays"


I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
11:26 / 26.11.04
GREATINGS ALL MY NAME IS LORD ELFSATAN BLACKWOLF DRANGONKIN I AM A BLACK MAGEICIAN LIKE CROWLEY AND I AM ALSO A N ELF (DROW) WHO IS A WEREWOLF WHO WAS A DRAGON IN A PAST LIFE ALSO I AM HALF DEMON. DOSE ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN GETA CURSED GUN FOR CURSES LIKE IN PRECHER SO I CAN DO CURSES AND ALSO KILL GOD.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
14:06 / 26.11.04
Ikea ?
 
 
trouser the trouserian
14:13 / 26.11.04
YOU NEAD TO BUY THIS BOOK THE INVISABLES BY KENNETY GRANT AND READ IT UPSIDE DOWN THEN BURY IT IN YORE YARD AND MAKE A DOLL OUT OF POO THEN PUT IT UNDER YORE PILLO AND THE BESTY 666 WILL COME AND BE YORE FREIND 4 EVER THIS IS THE kHAos mAGeEk 4 REeLE
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:55 / 26.11.04
WHO IS IKAE? HE IS NOT IN MY LIST OF DEMONDS THAT I COMPLIED FROM MY RESERCHS. i HAVE DON MUCH RESERCHS INTO THE SUBJECT OF DEMONS USING THE INTERNET AND ALSO MODERN MYTH (D&d MANULS).

i AM SERCHING FOR MY LOST DEMON TRIBE WHEN i FIND MY PEPLE I SHAL REGANE MY HIDDEN POWERS. NONE SHALL EVER WEDGIE ME AGANE ALSO I SHALL GET MY LIP PERICED IF I WANT TO!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
15:39 / 26.11.04
IKEA iz very dark and POWERFUL FORCE, it make kits for furniture like that BOX in HELLRAISER which make you INSANE, and where it live iz one of the seven gates to THE ABYSS...
 
 
HCE
15:44 / 26.11.04
I heard people who do this stuff get naked to do it. Post pics.
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
16:18 / 26.11.04
LORD MORK DO U HAVE ANY CHRISTINA RICCI PICS + wArEz?????
 
 
Lord Morgue
11:33 / 27.11.04
Once I retrieve the Necronomicon, I will rule!

And you, my dear, shall be my Queen...
 
 
Ganesh
11:51 / 27.11.04
I think you'll find that's actually a photograph of Tom Coates, Head Gay of this Gay Board for Gays.
 
 
Logos
12:16 / 27.11.04
U guyz shud ree-pent (that means change yur wayz) & read the Bibble and Jack Chick cuz Jack Chick knowz what u r looing 4?

Jeezus. That,s what!
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
03:04 / 28.11.04
I'm still waiting to use magickckckckck until I breed the proper Chocobos and can use Knights of the Round on the bastard who keeps putting his McDonald's wrappers on my LAWN!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:26 / 28.11.04
You are all foolz and wannabees. Not like me. I know the bad mumbojumbos. I got it from a witchdoctor friend. He lived in the Bayoo and doz sum wiked voodoo spellz...thats black majicks for you people that dont know. He said that all I need for suporeme ultimate magick power was 100$ that I shoul dgive to him so he can do for real magick big time with it. He sayz if I do Im able to cross the abiss. Once I cross the abiss Im going to look back and say "throw me the whip, I'll htrow you de Idol".. Im soo going to kick that dragon boyz as with all the powerful power that I have. I also have a black cat that used to be born in anciente egypt. I can him Snuggles but his troo magick power name is soo magick you cant talk it outloud.... it ends in Hotep..which is antient egiptian fo r cat.
 
 
Z. deScathach
05:34 / 28.11.04
I will tel it too you now, THE GRAND SPELLL OF THE LESSIR DEMIN!!!!!!!! Firstly, get a better bed than that peice of #&^* that you've been sleeping on, other-wise the demins will be displezed. Birn sum insense, make shur its cheep! Where cheep perfume,(if yore a guy, cheep colone, but keep it cheep, were talkin demins here), and call the demin of yore choyse. The erly catholics listed their numberz in the NECRONOMICON!!!!!! Invite the demin of yore choyce ontoo yore new bed and hav good sex. This is important. IF YOU HAV BAD SEX U WILL BE CURST!!!!!!! THINGS MITE FALL OFF OR GET PLUGGED!!!!!!!! After sex, smoke a clove ciggeret, and wayt until the demin falls asleep. Sneek out of bed quitely, go to the convenience store for beer, and leeve a note saying, "If u do this fore me I will luv u for EVER!" Along with a state of intent.... Go to yore best frends house and ask to stay the nite. Tell them that therz this demin in the hows, and he or she just wont leeve. Stay with yore frend until the demin is gone. If yore not shur, call and if the demin answers, hang up reel quick! Dont go back until the demin is gone because that'll be won pist demin let me tell u! Yore state of intent will be reelized!
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
07:55 / 28.11.04
Greatings, mye kindreds. I ame Lord Avalonia Whysper Moonshayde. I ame a Walker of theeee Darkeness, a Lonelye Onee, a Knighte of theeeeee endless umm... errr... Night, a Vampyre. I have come amoungsts theee to imparte onto youe the wisdomes that I have attained thruough my long lyfetime and to perchance to seeke out shee who shall be mine eternal companione. *Smothes down perfectely taylerd velevet suit and also sips some red wine from a cut glass ---- OR IS IT WINE????*
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
10:55 / 28.11.04
That Cristina Rikki pic r00Xor! rofl.
It's totally gonna help me launch a badass sigil for like majikkkal revoluchen against George Bush. And my foster dads. Total Ownage Bangbus style!
Now I must return to blast n00bs on the CS: Source Forum 'cos this board suXX0r and I don't want to be in like some like gay bar handjob thing like you guys got going on 'cos I'm TOTALLY NOT GAY. I bet you like meet in IRL and give each other handjobs and make out and shit and look at pictures of Justin Timberlake. I mean, not like he's a bad singer or nething and like if someone put a gun to my head and told me I had to gay off then I'd probably gay off with Justin Timberlake. But that wouldn't happen and I'm TOTALLY NOT GAY.
 
 
Ganesh
14:08 / 28.11.04
Is that you, Steve?
 
 
Lord Morgue
05:59 / 29.11.04
DRAGONBALL Z RAWKS!!!!1!!!
I HAVE BENE PRACTISING LENTATION AND EATING LENTELS AND NOW I AM READY TO DO A KAME-HAME-HA!1
I WILL GO SUPERSAIYAN AND OWN JOO ALLS11! AND GEORGE MORRISSON WILL ASK TO COME TO MY PLACE TO PLAY NINTENDO 64 I HAVE WCW/NWO REVENG AND I MADE MYSELF AS A WRESTLER WELL ITS REALLY JUST YUGI NAGATA IN SHOGUN'S COSTUME BUT IF YOU SQUINT IT LOOKS LIKE ME.
ANYWAY.
EEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGLLGLGLGGLGL11!!
HHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?????
WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE OH?
OH JESUS CHRIST I JUST DAVID HASSELHOFF IN MY PANTS BRB
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
09:42 / 29.11.04
Fear me
 
  

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