Slim, Slim, you got it all wrong man. Look at it like this, I am keeping him on his toes. He needs to take a little time as wingman once in a while. Look the miller light commercial was great, it inspired me to be the best wingman me I could be. but the glamour has worn off, and I want some all my own. I want a wingman, I want two hot girls to take to Steve's place and rub their legs together for him to drool over, and for him to shake his head and say "how do you do it Ben?"
I dont need it everyday, or for the rest of my life, no, I am not greedy, I just want a night like that once in a while, so I can look back at the hard times, when I have a hard on, sitting around watching re-runs of baywatch, and I will look back and say, "Yeah,".
Is that so much to ask? Cant a man have his pick of two hot hot girls at least once in his life. Would you, good people of Barbelith damn a man for sticking his balls out in the world to achieve a dream? would you cast him aside for stepping out of the role given him by fate? taking up a new view of himself his world, and girls girls skirts?
Look around you, this is dog devouring world, friends, and I for one will not stand idilly by while my oversexed friend gets twice and thrice the play that I do, no, I will take no more for the team, I will not go quietly into the night, armed only with the right hand, and this goes far beyond me, I speak for wingmen everywhere, stand with me, United, glorious, for the cause, Steves everywhere will find themselves relying on their own charm, and will quickly learn to respect there friends. I have never been more determined, when the walls of retribution stand firm, and the women refuse to sway, and I reach for the unreal, and challange the world to duel or dance and force myself to new heights and to see something beautiful, when things look worst that is when I am best. |
