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Why are we all so dumB!?

 
  

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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:16 / 09.09.04
Sorry, ben, but it appears you WILL have to settle for being second. Even your imaginary internet friends are All About Steve. (Hmm... I think I feel a folk-goth Steve tribute band coming on...)
 
 
Ganesh
08:40 / 09.09.04
Hmmm... seems to me that, not only does Steve shave his chest, but also his pubes. Is this truly the best a Ben can get?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
08:44 / 09.09.04
Last time I saw Steve, he was sporting a Tiffany.
 
 
Ganesh
09:14 / 09.09.04
He's barely got a Ronnie now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:15 / 09.09.04
Whoah, dude, that's, like, totally fucking Stevecore.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
09:16 / 09.09.04
All About Steve. (Hmm... I think I feel a folk-goth Steve tribute band coming on...)

I was thinking All About Steve was a slight, yet heavily trailed teen comedy, starring Brittany Murphy as the cute-but-hopeless one who is ditched by Sean William Scott's Ben for Steve. Who will be played by someone who is disproportionately famous, but having a bit of a career low.
 
 
Sax
09:28 / 09.09.04
David Arquette.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
09:47 / 09.09.04
Affleck, all the way.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
11:23 / 09.09.04
That's Steve? Fucking hell, I'm better looking than that and I'm an ugly bastard. I'm tempted to ask you post a picture of the "didn't stand a chance" girl, just to see if she's lost her nose in an unfortunate farming accident or something.
 
 
Loomis
11:43 / 09.09.04
There can only be one possible Steve: Corey Haim. And Ben can be played by Corey Feldman. Corey v. Corey. I think the world is ready.
 
 
Ganesh
11:44 / 09.09.04
Mmm, bit more like Marty Feldman...
 
 
Ender
15:20 / 09.09.04
I want the spiderman guy to play me, or maybe polly shore.
 
 
iconoplast
15:29 / 09.09.04
Polly Shore = Greatest Drag Name Ever?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
16:07 / 09.09.04
Just this once, can't we have Bruce Campbell play everyone?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
16:42 / 09.09.04
In the big screen adaptation of the hit TV show: Adam Sandler as Ben, Jeff Stryker as Steve, and Brittney Spears as the not-good-enough-for-Steve chick.
 
 
Bed Head
17:27 / 09.09.04
The spiderman guy, in his prime:



The proportional strength and speed of a spider, the eyes of a traumatised puppy, the mouth of a delicate little china doll. I think it could be good casting.

But, dude! fix that link already! I really want to see the other picture of Steve.
 
 
Ender
17:50 / 09.09.04
I think that adam sandler would make a great me!
 
 
Alex's Grandma
17:58 / 09.09.04
I'm not sure if the Nicholas Hammond Spiderman's the one Ben has in mind. But if it is, and the movie's been cast in a parallel universe where some of the hottest hunks of the late Seventies/early Eighties have not been withered by age, then that opens up a whole range of possibilities for the man, not the wing-man, who is basically going to be carrying this picture. I'm thinking Lee Horsely Jnr, Patrick Duffy, Tom Selleck, I'm thinking Paul Michael Glazier, David Haselhoff, Ted Danson, and the guy who played wing-man to Eric Estrada in CHIPS.

What does it say about America's sense of itself in the Twenty First century, that it no longer seems capable of producing a contemporary film star who could pull off Steve, as it were ? What the hell's gone wrong ?
 
 
flufeemunk effluvia
18:57 / 09.09.04
If we're still going for the kevin smith-style film, why dont they just play themselves?
 
 
Loomis
19:24 / 09.09.04
What does it say about America's sense of itself in the Twenty First century, that it no longer seems capable of producing a contemporary film star who could pull off Steve, as it were ? What the hell's gone wrong ?

Truly Steve is the new Hamlet.

On the other hand, we could go for a musical: Those Northern Leeches starring Morrissey as Steve and Johnny Marr as Ben.
 
 
Ender
21:36 / 09.09.04
A musical?!(wipes tears) oh, I have never been happier. Who wants to write it?
 
 
Alex's Grandma
01:01 / 10.09.04
Andrew Lloyd Webber
 
 
Ganesh
01:12 / 10.09.04
'Removing, Removing, Removing' just has to be a refrain...
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:39 / 10.09.04
benfox: Post a picture of yourself so we can compare!
 
 
illmatic
06:44 / 10.09.04
And if it's a musical we could have the "foxdance" as it's centrepiece... or not, bearing in mind, the state of things between you and Steve.

What is the "foxdance" anyway? Is it a special dance you do to attract female "foxes" only to have Steve steal 'em away?
 
 
Loomis
07:47 / 10.09.04
The foxdance is the dance Michael J Fox does at the prom in Teenwolf.
 
 
Sax
08:20 / 10.09.04
Steve's a fox. Stands to reason he'd do a little dance. There's a wonderfully moving scene in the film where Steve teaches ben the foxdance on a bridge over a fast-flowing river.

It'll bring a tear to your eye.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
08:27 / 10.09.04
Or Ben's one-eye.

Sorry, very drunk after a night shift.....
 
 
Ender
14:53 / 10.09.04
you know, the funny thing is that I really am blind in one eye. Old boxing injury. I am not disfigured or anything, I just took a hard headshot, got a detatched retina, and tried to have a restoring surgery that went wrong, and ever since then I have been left eye blind.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:41 / 10.09.04
Don't worry ben, they were talking about your cock.

Uh oh, don't tell me you don't have one, I'll feel terrible!
 
 
Charlie's Horse
01:21 / 11.09.04
That'd be one hell of a boxing match, Maggie.
 
 
iconoplast
02:14 / 11.09.04
Steve's been at it again.
 
 
iconoplast
22:38 / 21.09.04
Oops. Ahem.
 
 
higuita
13:04 / 23.09.04
Is that a vulva?
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
13:31 / 23.09.04
I like Steve's style. I've been bent over a Vulva many-a-time.
 
  

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