it's cool fly,..
When I say we, I pretty much mean me, but to make myself feel alittle better I changed the m to a w.
Last night steve brought these girls over, one for him, and one for him, he does this from time to time, and which ever one doesnt seem to be ready to put out he throws my way. Both girls being hot, I am usually fine with this, however after this thread I have developed an attitude and a little wit. So I spent several hours making eyes at both girls last night and being extra smooth, and then (NOW THIS IS CLASSIC) I bring out the photo albums, me and steve, and of coars girls. Steve likes to get picures with all the girls he goes out with, guess who holds the camera?
any way, we keep them all in an album, and there is a number with me and several girl friends that I have had, most of the pictures of me are with the same four girls.
So the Ladies that we had over for the night were appaled by the number of girls steve has been with, and start giving me some extra attention. I played up the role of sweetheart, and steve looked like an idiot trying to get cuddly with the cutier one, and an even bigger idiot when he tried the same moves on her friend. I however triumphed, I ended up with first pick, and when the second girl went home she said shed like to get together sometime, and gave a phone number, then it was me steve and the hot girl, so I turn to steve and say "HEY STEVE, WHAT TIME DID YOU NEED TO MEET THE GUYS AT HOOTERS?" he looked all suprised, and denied needing to meet them at all, and I said "YOU HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT ALL WEEK! THERES THAT WAITRESS YOU LIKE" and believe it or not he took the hint. Steve shook his head, and gave me a sly smile, and left.
There is hope for us all, even me. I learned that it is survival of the fittest. |
