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Triplets
16:41 / 19.10.05
I always figured the Ark of the Convenant was the first Ghostbusters-esque Ectotrap, forged by Jewish techno-alchemists in the dawn of pre-history. The Ark contains the meanest, motherist, ghosts, gods and free-roaming vapours you'll find this side of Orpheus' curtains.
 
 
Alex's Grandma
18:11 / 19.10.05
I need a haircut. And occasionally find myself in Norfolk these days, so, does anyone know where Craig from Big Brothers salon is?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:59 / 06.11.05
Toasthenge.

First, one would have to bake a henge-sized loaf of bread, which would then need to be sliced. I would recommend a sturdy wholemeal; some might suggest rye bread or pumpernickel, but these are really too crumbly and do not toast well. A large shipping container of the sort used by bad robots and other villans to transport themselves en masse could be pressed into service as a loaf tin.

Thicker slices would obviously help to provide stability.

A suitably-sized toaster or alternative grilling apparatus would need tobe constructed. I feel instinctively that this, like the baking apparatus, should be solar-powered, as I concieve of this as being principally an outdoor project. The more of the bread-making that can be done in the field or other open space where the henge is to be erected, the better. Also, solar power is more environmentally friendly and is thus in keeping with the druidic ethos inspiring the project.

I do not think a toast topping would be a good idea, as excess moisture (from butter, jam ect) could weaken the structure. However, some form of jam, possibly apricot, could be employed as a cement.
 
 
Evil Scientist
13:54 / 07.11.05
I wonder if the spiders that live in my bedroom have some way of communicating. Hope I haven't eaten too many of them (urp).
 
 
Saveloy
13:59 / 07.11.05
Toasthenge is genius. It would go all soggy and collapse after a heavy rain, but you'd only have to do some more toast.

For the actual toasting, I suggest several Flying Bedsteads lashed together, to form a Flying Grill.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:16 / 07.11.05
The Flying Grill represents an elegant solution.

It would go all soggy and collapse after a heavy rain

Well, if you got a large enough piece of tarpaulin and hung on to four or five of the Flying Bedsteds, you could protect Toatshenge from the worst of the effects of rain, making it last longer.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
20:57 / 07.11.05
Actually, would a thick layer of butter or margerine on the lintels, or cross-pieces, or horizontals (what is the technical term anyway?) serve as a rudimentary form of weather-proofing?
 
 
Mourne Kransky
21:16 / 07.11.05
What about looking into the Soviet Union's research into weather control in the 70's? They were apparently able to ensure that it never rained on the May Day Parade, so sophisticated became their methods. Which was just as well when their economy went into meltdown because they were then able to build many public buildings out of toast, which was a cheap and easy solution, as long as it was kept dry. And, as the economy worsened, the citizens of various -Grads were able to eat their streets.
 
 
Dead Megatron
22:00 / 07.11.05
As I started to read this topic, I had mental picture of two, maybe three skeleton demons with (with horns) made of shiny glass shards floating independently but very closely together, all holding something in their hands I cannot identify, pointing at me and laughing while standing in some very dark place that blurred my vision just enough to give me a headache. Oh yeah, red eyes, too

Can't get much more random than this
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:04 / 07.11.05
I've had the bestest bestest idea ever.

I'm gonna assemble a "firm", Italian Job-style, to undertake the smallest-scale heist ever- nicking a box of Twixes from a newsagent or something. I want Barry Chuckle, Richard Madeley and Steve Strange. Possibly Adam Ant, with a shooter. (Winona's not playing, unfortunately).

It'll be ace.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:32 / 07.11.05
Adam Ant has to be all fucked up on coke, though.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:38 / 07.11.05
Of course.

I just love the idea of me as the criminal mastermind, being all "OI!!! CHUCKLE!!! STOP PISSIN' ABAHT AND GET IN THE FUCKING VAN!!!" and "RIGHT. WE NEED SOME MUSCLE. GET MADELEY ON THE BLOWER. NAAAHHH!!!"
 
 
Dead Megatron
22:44 / 07.11.05
I would love to be a criminal matermind. but only if I could use gadgets inspired in 1950's scifi half-hour series. And they all would come only in black & white models
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:36 / 07.11.05
When making a playlist be sure to include more than one song. After the 4th hour it starts to get repetative.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:43 / 08.11.05
Sometimes I think about leaving barbelith because it's so impolite.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:56 / 08.11.05
My head feels like there's a wet cat in it.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
15:07 / 08.11.05
I think the important question here revolves somewhere around the cat eating toasthenge.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:12 / 08.11.05
I don't think that's possible. It would have to be quite a small wet cat to fit in my cranial cavity, whereas Toasthenge is henge-sized. Even a small cat especially fond of toast would struggle to consume such a large bulk of grilled bread product. One could try a liberal coating of fish-paste, but even that probably wouldn't help.
 
 
grant
18:29 / 08.11.05
I wish I could find photos of my friend Dennis' large-scale toast portraits. They're really quite dramatic.
 
 
Saveloy
18:35 / 08.11.05
Would Toasthenge have a cat flap?
 
 
electric monk
18:55 / 08.11.05
Ganesh guts young lad
Discussion goes all 'meta'
Hard rain gonna fall
 
 
Shrug
21:52 / 09.11.05
Don't you wish you wish your girlfriend was wrong like me?
WrrrrrooooooOOOOooooonggGGGG


You know what? Quite Frankly No!!!

(It's good to get that out of my system)
 
 
Shrug
22:03 / 09.11.05
But it's much more than that. Why would anyone want their girl/boyfriend to be wrong? Ever? I've certainly always wanted them to be RRRRRiiiIIIiiigggGhhTTT!
It's just so counterintuitive to hear it in a seemingly good context.
I know it obviously has different connotations spoke from the mouths of Pussycat Dolls

but


still.
 
 
Dot the Narc...Oleptic, That Is
01:02 / 10.11.05
I know there's a specific point at which I can drink myself fucked and still be chipper in the morning. I know it's dependant on type, volume, and duration. I can only continue trials until I achieve it.
 
 
Unconditional Love
20:16 / 10.11.05
If mind is stillness and matter is motion, the self is friction.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
00:37 / 15.11.05
With no apologies to Patrick Suskind at all: The fragrance of people you love, bottled. Not their "trademark" fragrance, bought by the mililitre and shared with only a few tens of thousands of other fragrance-wearing people--no, their actual personal smell.


What?
 
 
astrojax69
00:44 / 15.11.05
what, i ask, is it that downpipes are so sad about?
 
 
Smoothly
00:47 / 15.11.05
They're just guttered.
 
 
Saveloy
09:41 / 15.11.05
[places black cat on head]

Smoothly Weaving, you are sentenced to be taken hence to the prison in which you were last confined and from there to a place of execution etc etc...

I've often thought that a permanent building site with viewing galleries for the public, where things are built and then knocked down, over and over again, would be a big hit. A big site full of cranes, diggers and people in helmets, with a high viewing platform all around it, where one might spend hours drinking tea, eating fried egg sarnies and watching people do impressive things with machines, raising big structures and then demolishing them (when they're not also drinking tea and eating fried egg sarnies). A training ground for builders, a venue for experimenting with new building techniques and a tourist attraction all rolled into one.

Ooh, overhead walkways with glass floors for the more curious observer, rides in crane buckets etc.

Hang on, have I talked about this one before?
 
 
electric monk
13:18 / 15.11.05
So...if you build it, then knock it down, then build it up again, then knock that down, then build something altogether different, then blow it to smithereens, then plan and measure for a bit and build something else only to knock THAT down, then put a few small structures up, leave 'em for a while, then knock THOSE down, etc...they will come?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:00 / 15.11.05
Hah, but places like that actually exist. I trained on one when I was doing my tiling: walls rising independant of any structure, spiral staircases twisting off into nowhere, bathrooms and kitchens exposed to the elements with motley tiling in three or four different colours and styles creeping up the walls, doors in walls that you could walk around, satisfying smashy destruction when you were finished.

It was really, really good too.
 
 
Saveloy
14:33 / 15.11.05
electric monk>

Yes. People love the up and down and the smashing and the knocking.


Mordant>

Brilliant! That's exactly what I have in mind, but on a grand scale and open to the public. Here, I don't suppose you ever took pics of this place?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
14:38 / 15.11.05
One or two. There's even one of me in a hard-hat. I'll try to dig them out, but they're on the other computer.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
16:44 / 18.12.05
Well whaddaya know? Polar bears really are swimming for their lives...
 
 
Shrug
23:10 / 19.12.05
As teenagers we (me&mates) sometimes used to explore/drink and take drugs in an old fever hospital. The Infirmary a really very spooky place where one oughtn't alter your states. It elicited this feeling of utter dilapidation, from the rotting boards in the walls, to the amount of debris covering the floor, acres of curling paint, cadaverous empty elevator shafts, actual physical endangerment from partially fallen through floors and ceilings, rats, graffiti from the inane to the obscene, the assorted rubbish of possible human occupancy, in some rooms filthy sleeping bags, books, tapes, clothes. One particularly unnerving room had this jointed wavering metal arm (thing) that descended from the ceiling over a chair in the room's centre (bolted to the ground and long since eviscerated of its stuffing).

Things become so charged with horror movie connotations in abandoned buildings, especially anywhere with a dodgy history, ever inch of your being wants to get out of there, you think that something awful must happen. I used to become so tense when walking through the long doorlined corridors, ready to spring into action at the slightest sound concurrently careful not to fall through the floor. Scared the shit out of me.
'Tis a block of modern apartments now. I wouldn't fucking live there for all the tea in china.



Looks crap in retrospect. Thought it was labyrinthine at the time though. Funny how the memory mythologizes things.
 
  

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