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the cat's iao

01:43 / 21.07.04

Mum's the word, fridge, mum's the word.

Saint Keggers

01:56 / 21.07.04

Hello Everybody! (and fridgemagnet's stomach)

the cat's iao

02:07 / 21.07.04

Good evening Keggers! I was beginning to wonder where the f*ck you were...

Saint Keggers

02:09 / 21.07.04

Well now that mystery is solved. Up next the Sphinx and the Caramilk secrets.

the cat's iao

02:15 / 21.07.04

Oi! You cheeky bugger...how's yer night going, and what was that vague allusion to certainty and possibility earlier on that I'd missed last night. 'Fess it up or it's the comfy chair for you-hoo!

Saint Keggers

02:18 / 21.07.04

that vague allusion to certainty and possibility earlier on that I'd missed last night

hunh?

the cat's iao

02:22 / 21.07.04

tci sez: "what are you feeling all guilty about Keggers?"

Keggers sez: "Im feline all guilty about trading a certainty for a possibility that I've qusted for all my liveS."

Saint Keggers

02:23 / 21.07.04

Oh that....never you mind.

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02:27 / 21.07.04

It's too late for an omelette now. It would just... spoil things.

I'm about to make one shortly i think, but only if there's ham to put in it. Also, only if i can still be bothered, it's 4:30am now.

the cat's iao

02:29 / 21.07.04

That's it! It's the comfy chair for you!

Saint Keggers

02:33 / 21.07.04

That looks soo damn comfy! I could just sleep in it!! Thank you!!!

Gee what a swell person.

Saint Keggers

02:42 / 21.07.04

Well folks it been fun, but im off to bed.

Good Night fellow 'Lithers where ever you are.

the cat's iao

02:43 / 21.07.04

Hey, what's a good colour or colours for puke? Like, if you were going to paint it or something.

the cat's iao

02:45 / 21.07.04

Oh. Goodnight Keggers.

Lord Morgue

02:53 / 21.07.04

Oh, I had to clean up a magnificent puke at King's Cross once. It was strawberry milk and meat pies, by the look of it, all glorious dull pink, like a vesuvian sunset, with bits of meat and gravy for texture. I never thought junkies ate that much, but the little shit managed to coat the entire staircase with it. But don't forget to add corn and diced carrots!

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

03:00 / 21.07.04

I'm viewing the last post as a warning. Hence, I'm off to bed.

G'night all!!

the cat's iao

03:30 / 21.07.04

Hey thanks Morgue, but I think that's a little more complicated than I was thinking. It would be a very fantastic puke--certainly--but I want to do something a little more basic.

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04:14 / 21.07.04

I don't wanna know!

I think you just put me off the OMLETTE i was going to make!!!

How the hell do i look at it whilst it's cooking and not think of your puke colours!

Lord Morgue

09:42 / 21.07.04

Mmm, omlette. Your post is making me hungry.
Hey, Iao, what about a basic omlettey puke? You know, classic yellow with like malenky streaks and chunks?
I did a bolshy odin, couple of months back, me and the missus and our droogs were doing the trivia quiz down the local, and we won a bottle of white, which we promptly sculled over a bolshy basket of soggy chips and sauce (what the South Africans would eemya "slup chups", O my brothers. Coming off a flu, and white being what it is, I barely made it to the vaysay before firehosing the inside of the cubicle.
Real dobby razzes, real dobby razzes.

Saint Keggers

00:07 / 22.07.04

Rings bell Ding! Ding! Ding! "Its Lateshift time everybody!" (to be read in the voice of the dead girl in Kingdom Hospital)

YOU RANG?

TCI!

Well its a quiet evening here...too damn hot for my likings .

Love the dead dude though

the cat's iao

01:26 / 22.07.04

Too hot for you, eh? We finally had a relatively cool day today, which was nice for a change 'cause it was a bit of a heat wave here from Thursday to yesterday. Way too hot in the apartment, that's for sure.

Anything ultra going on with you Keggers?

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01:27 / 22.07.04

Eveneming all.

Mmm, omlette. Your post is making me hungry.

Yeah i had one in the end, whilst i was thinking about what colour sick was. Creamy with multi coloured bits i came up with, a bit like the omlette, well apart from the multi-coloured bits, it just had ham in it.

the cat's iao

01:28 / 22.07.04

Whydcha' put it in yer butt?

Saint Keggers

01:29 / 22.07.04

Ultra...nope. I lead a very un-ultra life. Well except for my secret identity as a crime fighter. But besides that? Nope..no siree, nothing ultra going on around here. No way. No ultraness whatsoever...

Saint Keggers

01:31 / 22.07.04

Whydcha' put it in yer butt?

Ewwww! I mean hard boild eggs I could understand but an omlette? Well I guess thats one way to get your protein.

the cat's iao

01:32 / 22.07.04

Yeah, me neither. Same old. My heads a little foggy from lack of sleep: I'm still doing the 5:30 am get ups to go to work. Hooray.

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01:39 / 22.07.04

Whydcha' put it in yer butt?

Translate!

Keggers omlettes rock, especially with cheese and ham, and maybe tomatoes, i might make another in a couple of hours.

the cat's iao

01:42 / 22.07.04

It means exactly what it says: why did you put the omelette in your butt?

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01:51 / 22.07.04

Where did i say i put it in my butt?

That's gross! Your gonna put me off my omlette two mights in a row.