The Lateshift: Its just like confetti for your brain

23:58 / 12.07.04

Back at work after three weeks off... having said that, the three weeks in question were fairly shit, so coming back here's not as bad as I thought it would be! (And I've just been told I'm being moved to be in charge of a different sector which covers MUCH more interesting stories than the ones I get now, which is nice).

00:00 / 13.07.04

Yeehaw! Did that start last Friday or is it next Friday and you're just early?

00:01 / 13.07.04

Hey Stoatie! Sorry to hear yer vacation wasn't all you were looking forward to.

00:01 / 13.07.04

Yay Stoatie! We're all crawling out of the woodwork now.

00:02 / 13.07.04

Nah, it started last friday and I can't wait for the damn thing to be over! The only good things are that there is free pankcake breakfasts *everywhere* and nice fireworks every night.

Papess

00:03 / 13.07.04

Boo!

00:04 / 13.07.04

YAY MAY!!! How you doin'?

00:04 / 13.07.04

Eeeeeek! Stoatie, did you try doing the walks that a couple of people suggested?

00:07 / 13.07.04

May! May!!! How ya been?

00:12 / 13.07.04

yo. hope everyone's peachy...

00:16 / 13.07.04

Christ, no sleep until morning...

00:21 / 13.07.04

No Sleep Till Brooklyn!!

00:22 / 13.07.04

No Sleep Till Bedtime (and it's passed that already!)

00:23 / 13.07.04

No. Sleep. 'Till Brooklyn!

My but there's many Lithers about tonight.

00:24 / 13.07.04

Ah shit: do I owe Keggers a beer now or something?

00:24 / 13.07.04

Actually, Lady, I did intend to, but... umm... shamefully,

I just sat in the pub.

Ah well, next time. (And I'm NAILING my passport somewhere safe to prevent the same shit happening again).

00:25 / 13.07.04

It's that Tony Blair. Beaming microwaves into my flat to keep me awake and roast my nipples. I'll have to start wearing my foil nipple protectors again...

00:28 / 13.07.04

foil nipple protectors...ah, my secret fetish.

And no TCI, you dont owe me a beer, I brought my own.

00:28 / 13.07.04

Stoats, what are the interesting stories?

00:31 / 13.07.04

Well, up until now I've been in charge of all the jobs about, like, car companies and stuff. They're giving me the government sector- all the stuff about the cops, the MoD, the Foreign Office- all that kind of thing. I may never have to read a Jeremy Clarkson column again!

00:31 / 13.07.04

Ah, no apple juice for you tonight then, eh Keggers?

00:33 / 13.07.04

Stoaties going to be our man on the inside!

00:33 / 13.07.04

Agent Stoats of the Barbelith Intelligence Squad

00:42 / 13.07.04

Hey quick someone help me please! How do I begin a cover letter if I don't know who is doing the hiring?

00:45 / 13.07.04

Dear Sir/Madam?

I'd prefer "Oi, you!" but it may not help your chances.

00:46 / 13.07.04

Yeah, Sir/Madam is generally considered safe I would have thought.

00:46 / 13.07.04

To Whom it May Concern...?

00:48 / 13.07.04

Hey thanks. I think "Dear Sir/Madam" sounds better than "To Whom it May Concern." Don't really know why though...

00:50 / 13.07.04

...and I really dislike writing cover letters!

00:50 / 13.07.04

Barbelith Intelligence Squad

*giggles*

00:55 / 13.07.04

I am waiting for my body to finish processing too-late, incredibly rich dinner.

Take cauliflower cheese recipe.

Add double cream. and white wine. and tomatoes. And garlic.

Tasty though. Ultimate comfort food.

Papess

00:59 / 13.07.04

I am drunk. Keggers is attempting to kill me with laughter. I am so happy. I am going to die.

00:59 / 13.07.04

Yum, though not sure about the garlic though. Found out to my surprise last week that I can make cauliflower cheese. Probably took me ages to find out because my Mum kept trying to make me make the cheese sauce from all the seperate ingredients, which I dismissed as too much faffing about, then from a seperate recipe found out it was literally cheese sauce + cauliflower, the cheese sauce being stuff you can get in packets. Now nothing can hold me back!

01:01 / 13.07.04

There are worse ways to go I suppose.