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The Lateshift: Its just like confetti for your brain

  
  

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flufeemunk effluvia
03:55 / 18.07.04
Man, thats what I was thinking
Deep like wounds

Seriously though, that movie kicks ass.
Especially the 10 minute intermission in the middle (which was on the DVD)
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:09 / 18.07.04
I just wish he had done a movie about pirates...
 
 
flufeemunk effluvia
04:13 / 18.07.04
Oh god that would be beautiful

Would they fight off ninja?

THE ULTIMATE PIRATE NINJA CLASH

Unfortunatly, Kurosawa would have a bias...
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:19 / 18.07.04
Not once we explained what keel-hauling is.
 
 
Papess
21:48 / 18.07.04
GOOD EVENING! How's litherland?
 
 
Saint Keggers
21:55 / 18.07.04
Well I can't type for the others...but I've no complaints.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
22:00 / 18.07.04
I'd be a helluva lot better if I wasn't at work (7pm to 7am) but, with coffee, cigarettes, internet and Radio 4 I can't say I've got a whole lot to complain about....

Oh, and hi all!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:05 / 18.07.04
I'm at work too, but it's my last night of the shift, so I'm doing okay. And I've just remembered that I'm going to see Skinny Puppy on Tuesday, so I'm all excited.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
22:09 / 18.07.04
Last night for me, too, followed by 21 days off! (Well, except for Wed & Thu, when I'm being a shameless grabber and doing some overtime).

Pity I'm going to Wales for a week, though. Lovely country, don't get me wrong, but it's looking like the weather's going to be shite.
 
 
Mazarine
22:10 / 18.07.04
KANPAI!!!!!!! Hiya. I'm finally employed again, if briefly, tomorrow. So I have to go to bed at a Godly hour. How are my hot little minxes?
 
 
Papess
22:17 / 18.07.04
This minx is just fine, taking a night off. I promised myself I would go to bed early too. I will be better for it tomorrow.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:19 / 18.07.04
I HAVE FOUND A NEW HERO!!!

Just read this in the paper-

"Aaron Adams, 21, who quit his job at the Co-Op after an hour and stole nine beers, got a conditional discharge in Coleford, Gloucestershire."

ONE HOUR! NINE BEERS! I think he was planning it..
 
 
Bed Head
22:24 / 18.07.04
Dig the initials.

Hello, all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:26 / 18.07.04
OK, the news has just got silly tonight. "A man has been arrested for beating his lover with an alligator".
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:28 / 18.07.04
I just saw that on the BBC news site and decided that meant it was time for bed. Wasn't that beer-related as well?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:30 / 18.07.04
The Sun doesn't say, but I'd certainly imagine so.
 
 
Mazarine
22:31 / 18.07.04
Also in the news, apparently the fun new pass time for the youth in Florida is to go to the beach, erect a tripod and hang from meathooks.
 
 
sleazenation
22:31 / 18.07.04
OK, the news has just got silly tonight. "A man has been arrested for beating his lover with an alligator".

The alligator is claiming it was led astray by the man...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:33 / 18.07.04
Now, beating off his lover with an alligator... that'd be different.
 
 
Papess
22:34 / 18.07.04
An alligator? An alligator? Not an alligator bag?


...an alligator?!?

Was it dead at least?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:35 / 18.07.04
Yup, just read that one too, Sally- "One lad told a baffled cop: 'We are just enjoying the afternoon'."

Actually, maybe I haven't woken up yet and I'm just dreaming that I'm at work reading the news...
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:36 / 18.07.04
It seems not. It was a pet they were keeping in the bathtub...
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:37 / 18.07.04
odd odd people!!!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:38 / 18.07.04
Apparently the alligator, which, like the woman, "escaped serious injury" and is now "being cared for by conservation experts". 3ft long, lived in the bath.
 
 
Jack Vincennes
22:42 / 18.07.04
It's also worth noting that on the BBC site the caption to their picture of an alligator is -

Even a small alligator could pack quite a punch

- which seems quite the understatement. As though they really wanted to say Imagine catching one of these babies to the face but knew it'd be rejected...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:46 / 18.07.04
From The Independent: "He threw it at me," Ms Monico said on ABC News. "I don­t think he knew what he was doing. He was just throwing it at me." But Mr Havenner­'s version of the story differed. He told investigators that Ms Monico bit his hand because she was upset they had run out of alcohol."
 
 
Papess
22:57 / 18.07.04
Oh well, that's it..Call AA! Oh yes, ze is doing time.

OKay, please help.

Can someone please explain for me, again, what "taking the piss" means?

Arrghh!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
22:58 / 18.07.04
"taking the piss out of..." = "making fun of..."
 
 
Papess
23:02 / 18.07.04
Okay, good..thank you, Stoat!! It works!
 
 
Bed Head
23:05 / 18.07.04
Taking the piss is being sarcastic, May. But not necessarily in a nasty way. It depends on how you do it. I think ripping the piss out of somebody has more intent about it.

Er, BBC story, if anyone wants. I just rather like the helpful way they link to the only other alligator-related news stories they’ve ever had.

(Sorry, it would have got here earlier, and thus been more relevant to the conversation, were I not distracted along the way by the dull story of Andy Cole transferring to Fulham.)
 
 
Bed Head
23:06 / 18.07.04
aaaaaannnnnd I really must learn to type a bit faster one of these days. Sorry.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:07 / 18.07.04
Hiya BH! WHo's Andy Cole?
 
 
Bed Head
23:14 / 18.07.04
Don't make me link, Kegboy! I'm all about the linkies tonight!

(Oodles more charming, piss-themed phrases here, by the way. I'm astounded at how many uses we have for the word.)

Andy Cole is a footballer. A terrible footballer, who nevertheless has been the subject of lots of big-money transfers throughout his career. And he's Fulham's problem now. ha ha.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:18 / 18.07.04
linkies: What Daphne exclaims as the Scooby gang searches the net.
 
 
Papess
23:19 / 18.07.04
OKay, this is the last bit of a parody thing I am working on, if either BH or Stoat would miind lending their services and telling me if it is indeed comprehensible? - please and thank you!

Ze says, "I 'm sorry
But I am an Ipissimus"
Good, the reply
You won't mind when they take the piss.

Please don't take the piss out of it.
 
  

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