The Lateshift: Its just like confetti for your brain

02:31 / 12.07.04

Does your organization work to help all those young kids who can't seem to figure out how to put their caps on straight?

02:34 / 12.07.04

No. Those we just shoot on sight. And recommend you do likewise. We do offer a 25 cent bounty on every HWCC (head with crooked hat) you send us.

02:36 / 12.07.04

But don't go trying to shoot people and then render their hat crooked. Cause we can totally tell.

02:39 / 12.07.04

Yes. We can tell. And I think there's even a Jack Chick tract on that very subject.

02:44 / 12.07.04

I imagine you could use the state of their hat head post mortem to figure it out, eh? At least, I bet that's what Gil Grissom would do.

02:50 / 12.07.04

Yes Gil Grissom heads (no pun intended) our Special Hat Investigation Team.

02:56 / 12.07.04

LOL!

Hey, here's something for you to ponder, fellow Canuck & honourary fellow Canuck: why are most Canadain rock bands so shit?

03:01 / 12.07.04

Do you have a tongue? Then bite it.
RUSH
Bare Naked Ladies
God Speed You Black Emperor
Me, Mom and Morgentaller (although now defunct)
The Crash Test Dummmies
The Guess Who
and most important of all
The Tragically Hip

Whats wrong with you???

03:05 / 12.07.04

Enh, some of those are OK, but not all. I was thinking more along the lines of:

Finger Eleven
Nickleback
Theory of a Deadman

03:08 / 12.07.04

Okay, Rush? Ahem: "Net boy! Net gi-irl! Send your signal around the wo-orld! Put a message in a bottle and throw it in the cyber-seas!"

If my permenantly traumatized brain recalls that abomination of a lyric correctly. Friggin' Rush. And prog rock in general. Damn it.

03:09 / 12.07.04

Oh yeah, and more shit Cnadain rock:

Three Days Grace
Our Lady Peace
Sloan
Moist

Ugh. What crap!

03:10 / 12.07.04

They (the ones you've mentioned) are shit because we live in an era where shit sells. You may produce one catchy song and become insta celeb. Its all marketing.

Me, my plan is to stick to The Hip. They wont let me down.

03:12 / 12.07.04

Sally...when a band is as old as they are you only listen to theyr old stuff. Even the Stones are puttin out crap.

03:13 / 12.07.04

Don't forget Gordon Lightfoot in the woot category. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald made me respect the great lakes.

Anyway, time for this pseudo-canadian jaded hipster (hepster?) to go to bed. Night fellas.

03:14 / 12.07.04

G'night Sally--pleasent dreams!

03:14 / 12.07.04

The Northern Pikes,
54/40
and that annoying group that did the King Of Spain song!!!

03:15 / 12.07.04

Goodnight Sally! Seeya manyana!

03:15 / 12.07.04

Whoa, hey, back up off of Fruvous. They're ginchy. Okay, really going to bed. Night, huggles.

03:18 / 12.07.04

Y'know, I kind of like some of 54/40's older stuff (never bothered buying it though), but their newer stuff blows chunks.

03:19 / 12.07.04

Ok...maybe Canbands dont age well. but...THE HIP STILL ROCK!!!

03:21 / 12.07.04

So, as Canrock ages perhaps it needs Hip replacements?

03:22 / 12.07.04

LOL!!! I would sooo love to hear the hip cover other canadian bands.

03:25 / 12.07.04

I wonder what it would sound like if the Hip covered some Nomeansno?

03:25 / 12.07.04

Well its about time this here Canuck went off to get some shut-eye.

Good night barbelith, wherever you are!

03:26 / 12.07.04

G'night Keggers. Sigh, I need to be going to bed soon myself--another 5:30 am wake up looms nearer.

21:03 / 12.07.04

"Let me go ouuuut, like a blister in the sun....

Dammit! I think that song in now permanently associated with lateshift in my head.

Bed Head

21:09 / 12.07.04

What’s the name of that Violent Femmes song that Angela wigs out to in My So-Called Life? I like that one. I’ve done that bouncing-off-the-walls dance.

It might well be Blister on the Sun, actually. Seeing as you’ve now imprinted that on the front of my brain, Kegboy.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

21:37 / 12.07.04

Well, having seen only one episode of My So called Life I have no idea who Angela is let alone what song she wigged out to.

BLister In The Sun is the song played at the end of Grosse Pointe Blank as the main character is driving away

23:21 / 12.07.04

Yep, fortnightly insomnia kicks in again so I guess I'm in. What's shaking lovecats?

Our Lady Has Left the Building

23:36 / 12.07.04

Ive never been called a lovecat before...Ive had Bob Barker try to spay and neuter me but thats about as close to cathood as Ive gotten

how ya doing?

23:40 / 12.07.04

I seem to be not sleeping. Which is very odd, because normally I doze and then something wakes me up but no, just couldn't get to sleep and for once it's very quiet, no late night hoovering from my upstairs neighbours which has been a problem in the past. How you?

23:45 / 12.07.04

We're so wonderfully wonderfully wonderfully
Wonderfully pretty

Howdy from the ome of the Greatest Outdoor Show On Earth. No sleep for sale here...

Our Lady Has Left the Building

23:51 / 12.07.04

Sorry to hear about your insomnia O.L.o.t.F but on the bright side...us!

And cat's iao, what make you sooo wonderfully pretty?

23:51 / 12.07.04

Hey you. < strokes cat > How are things where you are? Where ARE you?