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The Lateshift: Its just like confetti for your brain

 
  

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w1rebaby
23:20 / 18.07.04
Does anyone on the lith do academic stuff in Brighton?

I have this vague idea that someone does, and I'm trying to get in touch with someone who might be doing a PhD there now... okay, it's all a bit hopeful, I know.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:23 / 18.07.04
That works. What are you parodying?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:26 / 18.07.04
(that was to May, btw.)

Fridge- I've got a funny feeling you could be right... just can't think who.
 
 
Papess
23:31 / 18.07.04
"Do you think I'm sexy"... it is just a silly thing, but I started and couldn't stop.

I just don't get British urine jokes and colloquialisms.

*sigh*
 
 
Bed Head
23:35 / 18.07.04
They’re easy to misinterpret, May. It helps if you can see the look on someone’s face, to know precisely *how* they’re taking the piss, and how much piss is going to be taken. And indeed whether you stand a chance of doing anything about it.
 
 
w1rebaby
23:38 / 18.07.04
Thing is, I know there's more than one lither in Brighton, and with this board, well, someone's bound to be doing something academic.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:39 / 18.07.04
I'm reminded of the classic joke "what sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A dialysis machine".
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:43 / 18.07.04
I'll get me coat.
 
 
Papess
23:52 / 18.07.04
No Stoat!, LOL...I just got it

Just kidding...I am making a late dinner for the boy and myself.
 
 
Papess
23:57 / 18.07.04
Anyway, the parody is based on Do you think I'm sexy? about the magick forum, in the spirit of Qalyn's, Barbelith Summer Songwriting Festival. It is really silly. I am still debating whether to post it.
 
 
the cat's iao
00:01 / 19.07.04
Hiya folks.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:01 / 19.07.04
There's theis really horrid smell comming from outside. It smells like decaying rubber and some type of bad fish smell. Thank god for incense!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:02 / 19.07.04
Hey Cats!
 
 
Papess
00:05 / 19.07.04
Hey Keggers, I thought we moved those from your backyard...?

Oh! shut up!...shut up!...shut up!
 
 
the cat's iao
00:10 / 19.07.04
Man, it's too damn hot here today. It's got me feeling all lethargic.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:11 / 19.07.04
I thought we agreed NO TALKING ABOUT THE BODIES...um...of water. yeah thats it No talkign about the bodies of water. Not the Pacific Ocean. Nor the Atlantic, not even the Indian. Not even one rain created puddle shall we talk about ...

(think they bought it?)
 
 
the cat's iao
00:15 / 19.07.04
Oh you two and your killing sprees! I thought you said that the last time was going to be it.
 
 
Mazarine
00:17 / 19.07.04
I still owe Ganesh for that "shennanigans" a few pages back.
 
 
w1rebaby
00:22 / 19.07.04
Tell me, hipsters perhaps slightly older than myself... was this ever, you know, significant?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:24 / 19.07.04
links not working
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:26 / 19.07.04
Funny you should mention Brute!
I'm listening to the new KMFDM album. KMFDM have had all their artwork done by Brute! For about the last fifteen years, and I've often wondered if Brute! actually do anything else these days?
 
 
w1rebaby
00:29 / 19.07.04
Keggers: bloody is working

Stoat: Not sure. Their website seems relatively up to date with a "20th Anniversary" banner and all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:30 / 19.07.04
Ah! Should have thought of looking there myself, really...
 
 
flufeemunk effluvia
00:30 / 19.07.04
FORCEFUL URINATION!

Sorry. I HAD to
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:31 / 19.07.04
NOW its working...must be my connection. Damn them!!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:33 / 19.07.04
Although I'd just like to point out that the link now working had nothing to do with flufeemunk's forceful urination. Thats just an odd coincidence.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:36 / 19.07.04
"odd" doesn't even come close, mate!
 
 
w1rebaby
00:43 / 19.07.04
Keggers clicked on the link but it didn't respond. "BOLLOCKS!" he shouted. Then flufeemunk PEEED all over the thread. "It'll work NOW!" he screamed. AND IT DID!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:43 / 19.07.04
Ahhhh...rhum and coke has hit the system.....ahhhhh.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:47 / 19.07.04
And the crownd gathered and verily they did gasp. For flufeemunk's had indeed preformed something miraculous.

And they were sore afraaaaaid!

But a little child spake"perhaps there was just no pee in keggers ISP?"
Thus the child was stoned
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:48 / 19.07.04
You shouldn't let children get stoned, you know. It's highly irresponsble.
 
 
the cat's iao
00:49 / 19.07.04
...on some smack!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:50 / 19.07.04
Here, in Canada, its a requierement just for survival amongst the polar bears and viscious roaming gangs of beaver hockey holligans
 
 
the cat's iao
00:54 / 19.07.04
Yeah, those beaver hockey hooligans play dirty pool, I tells ya'.
 
 
the cat's iao
01:03 / 19.07.04
And don't forget the roving herds of mad cows! They're always out for the school kidz lunch moneys.
 
  

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