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The Late Shift: HOTTER THAN THE SUN

 
  

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the cat's iao
03:10 / 04.07.04
LOL! Very nice. Well, maybe 'nice' is not the most appropriate word...you know, with the little girl looking like she’s snortin’ coke and all, but anyway:

hilarious!

 
 
Saint Keggers
03:11 / 04.07.04
Remember the days when little kids were happy just to sell lemonade.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:13 / 04.07.04
Yeah, they grow up so fast these days...

Man, the look on her face totally goes with the concept--it's really quite funny!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:15 / 04.07.04
"You dad! I learned it by watching you!..So fuck right off before I give you something to cry for!"
 
 
the cat's iao
03:20 / 04.07.04
she screamed as you menacingly waved a 9mm at him. The gun looked awfully large in her tiny hand.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:22 / 04.07.04
that ought to read, "she screamed as she..." and not 'you'.

Pass the Screech!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:24 / 04.07.04
Suddenly true horror spreads accross your face...if she's snorting that...then that means you just sold Don Vitrolli 50Ks of powdered milk! You start to pray that he's very very lactose intolerant.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:34 / 04.07.04
BLAM!

"HolyshitIthinkI'mhavingafreakin'heartattack," you think in a mad panic as that terrifyingly sharp and life shatteringly loud sound echoes through your skull.

Flailing heplessly you fall to the floor, but time is slow. You realize that the sound you heard was not the discharge of the nine mil, but that of your naighbour's automobile backfiring. As you hit the floor your daughter moves to stand above you.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:39 / 04.07.04
"oh daddy, You're so silly" you hear her say. "I'd never shoot you...its too damn quick." All thoughts are banished from your head as you hear the roar of a chainsaw.
 
 
the cat's iao
03:52 / 04.07.04
Luckily, it's only your neighbour, Mr. Garboney. With neither an explainable nor likely influence of yourself or your daughter, he's decided to remove that dying tree from his lot. As things come into focus with some clarity, you realize that you wet your pants. However, you cannot recall if this was from the sound of the backfire or the soundof the chainsaw. Regardless, you recognize that today has not really been going your way.

Your daughter, on the other hand, seems to be riding high on the rays of some crazy sun. How the fcuk could you let her burn you like that? Stupid bitch spawn of her hooker mother--man, if she hadn'ta ODed on that smack two years ago, I'd never even woulda' ended up with this mess in my life!
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:55 / 04.07.04
That's the line you keep feeding yourself even though the smell of her decomposing body is wafting from the hall closet.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:00 / 04.07.04
Well, its been fun but I'm off to get some sleep now.

Good night
 
 
the cat's iao
04:00 / 04.07.04
"I knew I shoulda' ate her," you think, "or fed her to this lunatic."
 
 
the cat's iao
04:01 / 04.07.04
K' night Keggers!
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
22:55 / 06.07.04
Puh, It's one a.m. I can't sleep and the fuckers upstairs are hoovering their flat. How psychologically ill-adjusted have you got to be to not consider using a hoover in the early hours might disturb your neighbours? Yet, if I kill them, suddenly I'm the bad guy! Where's the justice in that?
 
 
Bed Head
23:02 / 06.07.04
I wonder what it is they’ve spilt that needs immediate hoovering-uppage at this lunatic hour.
 
 
Mazarine
23:10 / 06.07.04
Hi all. How are things?
 
 
Ganesh
23:15 / 06.07.04
Things are better late than whenever.

Eeevenin' all.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:23 / 06.07.04
Evenin'.

Went to the opera tonight (Birtwhistle's "Io Passion")- 'twas wicked. Have been drinking booze and playing Vice City ever since, and I'm currently waiting for some water to boil (seems the kettle's fucked) so I can have cous cous for supper, rather than the shite fast food I usually pass out with. And I have enough ready cash for one more beer, which sounds reasonable.

How's all else? (Is that even a sentence?)
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:24 / 06.07.04
(Mor/Even)ing all - fail to understand quite why I've stayed away from the blessed Barb for the last few weeks. Looks like I've missed a few classic posts in my absence.

1:20am here & I've gotta stay up for a few hours coz I start night shifts tomorrow, so I'm readjusting my body clock by surfing, playing games, watching DVDs and drinking copious amounts of chilled alcoholic beverages until I just 'cannae take no more, captain'.

Hope everyone else is similarly inebraited.

Cooooooool - it's just started lightening (with accompanying rumbly thunder) outside.

Poifect.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:25 / 06.07.04
Cloned Christ! I was starting to wonder where you'd got to...
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:30 / 06.07.04
Evenin', Stoats - I have simply been living an alternate life as Fweb The Turgid, the fearsome, despotic ruler of Acronis 4.

The counselling isn't going too well, and neither is the temperance.
 
 
Bed Head
23:32 / 06.07.04
Sigh. I'm stone cold sober. And listening to fucking Yes. Which would have been a much better name for a band, come to think of it. Or maybe for a punk-themed Yes covers band: Fucking Yes!

Meh. And I’m bloody tired and borderline incoherent. Even more so than normal. I’ll say goodnight now, but I’ll probably be lurking for a little while because I like you all.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:34 / 06.07.04
G'night BH - maybe you should have a few drinks whilst you're 'receptive'....
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:42 / 06.07.04
I think I'm gonna crash too... I just did something RIDICULOUSLY sensible, and poured that last beer down the toilet after opening it.

Hang on in there with the counselling, CC... the temperance is harder, admittedly. That's the part that always fucks me.

Hmm... think I put too much water in for the "instant cous cous"... I now have some kind of soup with cous cous at the bottom.

Goodnight everyone!
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:46 / 06.07.04
Cya, Stoats - WTG on the self-control front - you're a better man than me......

Think I might check out for a couple of hours while I watch my next Cracker DVD.

Laters, citizens of Barbelith...
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:12 / 07.07.04
WHAT!!! You good folks go and get all lateshifty without me??? (insert dramatic sigh here)

Anyone about?
 
 
Mazarine
00:19 / 07.07.04
I'm still here, but I'm (almost) in your time zone. How goes?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
00:26 / 07.07.04
I'm intermittently here, so therefore am of no discernible value as a lateshifter.

Beer ahoy!!
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:28 / 07.07.04
Goes good. The world will not receive a THUD! today.
And you?
 
 
Mazarine
00:40 / 07.07.04
Got back from Spain last night, very glad to be home. I was actually in England for all of 2-3 hours when making my connection flights. I felt like I should've called someone, but what would we've done, waved at each other across security? So, so glad to be home.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
00:55 / 07.07.04
alllooooo, Sally. Me yam drunk. But listening to uncle David, so it's not all downhill...
 
 
Mazarine
01:01 / 07.07.04
Darling! I was trying to decide if I should buy liquor at the airport(s), but decided against it.

I have absolutely no idea why.
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:40 / 07.07.04
waved at each other across security?

Isn't that how most barbemeets end?

Spain? I wonder, The americans say "Canadian bacon" even though canadians dont, just like we say french fries but the french dont. So Im wondering, in Spain, what do they call Chris DeBurghs Spanish Train album?
 
 
Mazarine
01:49 / 07.07.04
A good question. But I must to bed, I'm still recovering from the illness that is flying coach. Ta shweetie.
 
  

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