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Lateshiftvision song contest

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:15 / 16.05.04
Snide, randle, snide.

I can wee up trees like anybody else.
 
 
Mazarine
01:17 / 16.05.04
There's a Pokemon Channel? My word. (Scratches another item off of the impending apocalypse list)
 
 
Mourne Kransky
01:17 / 16.05.04
Babies always smell of wee and I'm sure Randy tastes salty and manly and quite scrumptious.

Shall have to read upthread and see what you all've been up to in my absence and who won Eurovision. Some Scandinavian in a thong singing about Che Guevara to a disco beat, I hope.
 
 
Bed Head
01:18 / 16.05.04
Haven’t you done with making people cry tonight, Suede?

Yeah, Ukraine. Very fierce song, I loved it. Poor underfed UK-guy. I could practically see his hairline receding as he sang his song. Good to know everyone still hates us, but not as much as they did.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:19 / 16.05.04
Doesn't wee taste salty anyway? Apparently.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:19 / 16.05.04
Stop it! I'm trying to belittle him!

Wee is salty. Isn't it?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:21 / 16.05.04
Further to the taste/smell thing, they're definitely one and the same. Otherwise, how so you explain rootbeer tasting like Germoline smells?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:21 / 16.05.04
I made someone cry, BH? It wouldn't be the first time, you know. More satisfying in real life, though.

X post, Randy! You know, You do! You know it tastes of salt!
 
 
Mazarine
01:22 / 16.05.04
So much for having a sixth sense, then. That would've been a fun movie. "I smell and taste dead people."
 
 
Bed Head
01:24 / 16.05.04
Wee is salty. Isn't it?

Could be where the phrase Pissed on your chips comes from.

Unless I just made that ‘phrase’ up. It kind of sounds like something I’ve maybe heard somewhere before, possibly.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:26 / 16.05.04
You have BH, you have. It's OK!

I'n going to refrain from more crudeness and embarassment.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
01:26 / 16.05.04
I will **** you all
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:27 / 16.05.04
No, that's a common phrase. Which leads me nicely into this link, because I want to. 'A Dictionary of Buckish Slang, University Wit, And Pickpocket Eloquence.'
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:29 / 16.05.04
Lick? Sand? Parp? Clip? BOPP! BIFF! What? What do you mean? What is the mystery word?
 
 
Mazarine
01:32 / 16.05.04
Ass-candle? Wait. That's nine letters and a hyphen.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:33 / 16.05.04
Love.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:34 / 16.05.04
Awwww, I love head.

Shameless.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:40 / 16.05.04
I might go to bed. G'night Maz, BH, Head, Xoc (a gentleman and a scholar).
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:41 / 16.05.04
Night smelly! I'm going to bed, too.

D'ya think this will start rumours?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:42 / 16.05.04
Suede. I'll see you later.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:43 / 16.05.04
Unless I hide.
 
 
Bed Head
01:47 / 16.05.04
Goodnight, you two. Have fun.
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:19 / 16.05.04
Anyone around?
 
 
Mazarine
15:14 / 16.05.04
I've no idea, what time is it now?
 
 
Grey Area
16:48 / 16.05.04
18:47 at the moment...
 
 
Bed Head
19:06 / 16.05.04
Er, it's 9 o’clock.

9 o’clock and I’ve just noticed this:

Lick? Sand? Parp? Clip? BOPP! BIFF! What? What do you mean? What is the mystery word?

What a wonderful idea of yours, Suede. Newbies should be sanded. There’s few things that wouldn’t benefit from a good thorough sanding to bring out the true beauty of the grain. It’d be a good idea to lay in some stocks of sandpaper for when the board opens again, and in the meantime we could all sand each other. That’s exactly the kind of decadent, incestuous practice we’re allowed to descend to if there’s no regular flow of newcomers to keep us socially adjusted. Legally speaking, like.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
02:11 / 17.05.04
What impresses me most, BH, is that you just knew what I meant from my nonsensical string of words! That is completely what I was getting at, I just couldn't find a way to fully express it, y'know? I'm glad to know I'm not the only one in to sanding. Let's all sand together!
 
 
Mazarine
02:54 / 17.05.04
-sands away- Evening all.
 
 
Saint Keggers
02:53 / 19.05.04
How about now? Any one here?
 
 
Char Aina
03:22 / 19.05.04
over here.

how's you and your's?
being well?
 
 
Char Aina
03:29 / 19.05.04
bin googlin.
*sound* america isnt what i had hoped.
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:33 / 19.05.04
bin googlin...wasn't he a terrorist?
 
 
Char Aina
03:40 / 19.05.04
d'ya know, i was really hoping you'd notice that.

bin googlen looked too wierd, and osama bin googlin woulda just been try-hard.
most of my life is set-up gone flat.

thank you.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:21 / 19.05.04
Hola! Still about?
 
 
Saint Keggers
01:42 / 21.05.04
Hola! (Ive decided to jump this ship from the zombie thread)

How's the fine people of the glorious good ship Barbelith doing on this fine rainy evening?
 
  

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