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Which Alien film is best?

 
  

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Bed Head
14:19 / 11.11.06
People trapped in an industrial set without weapons being hunted by an Alien one by one? Shit, you're right, they're nothing alike.

Well, jeez, that’s Aliens too, man. Evil Scientists’ their firepower is nearly ineffective line is wrong, innit? - their weapons all work just fine on the aliens, they just a)can’t use them, then b) run out of ammo and get cut off from all the rest of their guns 'n bullets 'n stuff. So, is there anything else to this ‘Alien and Alien 3 are basically the same thing’ thing?
 
 
Quantum
14:45 / 11.11.06
There's one (1) xenomorph in Alien and Alien 3, but lots in the second film. Aliens, plural. The first is horror, the second action, the third is a wank remake of the first.

Boboss, gotta disagree with your love of AVP, I thought it was dreadful.
 
 
Bed Head
14:59 / 11.11.06
There’s one (1) xenomorph in Alien and Alien 3, but lots in the second film. Aliens, plural. The first is horror, the second action, the third is a wank remake of the first

Jesus wept. So by your ingenious ‘count the monsters’ method of grading these films, Alien Resurrection is actually a wank remake of Aliens, because it’s got more than one monster in it. Well fuck, that's all I need! Brilliant arguments. I’m convinced, thanks.
 
 
Bed Head
15:47 / 11.11.06
Thing is, I know this stuff is all good, all the monsters and the guns and action sequences and the texture of someone’s skin and all that, and I do like Aliens, I do, but I just can’t get behind the line that 1 and 3 are essentially the same storyline. Not unless ‘storyline’ doesn’t include things like the way characters interact with each other, or anything that, y’know, actually happens besides the bodycount/number of alien creatures. In the first one Ripley’s a senior member of the crew. They’ve all got jobs and her character has status, authority, a place in a chain of command, and the film is set up that we don’t start off knowing who the ‘main character’/ultimate survivor is going to turn out to be. Dallas’s death is meant to be a surprise when it happens. And after that, any one of them might have been the hero.

With Aliens, and despite all the fun that’s had with the Ripley/Marines interaction, you still pretty much know that *Ripley’s* going to survive, so maybe the need arises for it to add in a sort of love interest, and a loyal robot chum, and a cute kid for you to worry about too. It’s certainly all very thrilling, and it’s a brilliantly well-made genre piece, but still. Alien3 reverses all this, pretty much. Although we’re all 100% certain by now that Ripley is *the* main character in the series, in ‘the franchise,’ we still know from about 2/3 of the way through Alien3 that she’s totally doomed, man.

But the film doesn’t then hide this amaaaazing twist from the audience or give us anyone else to worry about - in fact, that the alien is seen as being intent on keeping her alive, and even attacking people for getting near her (or, in the case of Brian Glover’s character, for shouting in her general direction), until it’s the ‘right time’ for her to die, ie when the alien that’s in her is ready to come out. When and how she dies is actually What It’s All About by this point, with Ripley then having her own idea of the right time/way to die, and Dillon and the prisoners working out their own angle on this, and the company only interested in keeping her alive just until they can get to her. That’s the conflict - turns out its not about her survival, it’s just Ripley, and the alien, and Other Interested Parties, all playing out the endgame and trying to make sure her death involves things turning out their way. So I don't think it's really so much like Alien, and no, it’s not as straightforwardly thrilling as Aliens was either; and - shock! - I most certainly do understand and feel the love for Aliens, but I think Alien 3 is weird and compelling. And weirdly compelling.
 
 
Spaniel
16:24 / 11.11.06
Boboss, gotta disagree with your love of AVP, I thought it was dreadful.

Eh, it's amazing. Go get some taste!
 
 
Spaniel
16:30 / 11.11.06
And the sequel is going to be even better.

Beds, thanks to your mini-rant I think I'm going to watch Alien 3 again.
 
 
Bed Head
17:33 / 11.11.06
Yay! And, it's on telly this Friday, too! Also: sorry for ranting.
 
 
Spaniel
17:37 / 11.11.06
Ranting is important.
 
 
The Falcon
18:21 / 11.11.06
Is AvP actually good, BoBoss, or are you just having a wee joke there? I've not watched it, and you'd think it was impossible to fuck up, but I've heard things. Anyway, if you insist you're not joking, I will watch it.

But I suspect you are.
 
 
Michelle Gale
18:31 / 11.11.06
I'm convinced that to dislike Aliens is to dislike action films full stop. It's right at the top of genre in my book.

Don't get ma wrong now, its not that i dislike Aliens its just not a "good movie" like alien and alien 3 (maybe sortakinda alien 4 as well), its entertaining and impressive but not "good" if ya get my meaning.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:48 / 11.11.06
Only ever saw the beginning of AvP, then decided my dodgy bootleg wasn't worth watching, so I don't know if it's any good as a whole. But I'll tell you this, it has Lance Henriksen (who is eminently watchable and fucking cool no matter what he's in) and some penguins. Apparently some aliens turn up later. Maybe some predators too. But it was all blurry so I never got that far.

Damn, I really want to watch it now.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:51 / 11.11.06
Oh, and Aliens is wonderful, and yes, is possibly the apotheosis of action movies, because it seamlessly blends Night Of The Living Dead and Platoon and PUTS THEM IN SPACE. IN FUCKING SPACE!!! How cool is that?

It truly is a thing of wonder. It's one of the greatest films ever made. (I would add an "imho" to that, but it's actually a FACT).
 
 
Spaniel
19:54 / 11.11.06
AvP is utterly incredible. Search it out at all costs.

Would I lie to my friends on Barbelith?
 
 
The Falcon
20:58 / 11.11.06
Aliens is wonderful, and yes, is possibly the apotheosis of action movies

There is no 'possibly', but otherwise - TRUTH is STRONG here.

I need to be convinced now, Bobosssssssss. I can almost see smirks behind the post.
 
 
Michelle Gale
11:37 / 12.11.06
Oh, and Aliens is wonderful, and yes, is possibly the apotheosis of action movies, because it seamlessly blends Night Of The Living Dead and Platoon and PUTS THEM IN SPACE. IN FUCKING SPACE!!! How cool is that?

It truly is a thing of wonder. It's one of the greatest films ever made. (I would add an "imho" to that, but it's actually a FACT).


I'd agree an all but at the risk of sounding like a geek its "just not bond".
 
 
Spaniel
18:02 / 12.11.06
Okay, okay, I own up, AvP is complete and utter shit and I curse the hour and a half I spent wasting my life watching the fucker, but, hey, I'm the kinda geek who can totally get off on watching shi-ite b-movies*, so I gave it a go. I imagine this board is populated by a similar brand of geek hence the confusion re my list.

It is a beautiful love story, though. A beautiful, beautiful romance.


*Although, interestingly, this seems to be changing. Whether that's the fault of today's crap being worse than yesterday's or something to do with me valuing my time a whole lot more, or growing up or something, I have no idea. All I know is, I loathed Underworld 2.
 
 
Tom Coates
19:32 / 12.11.06
AvP is really truly poor. I watched it on a plane once, I seem to remember. I mean, I watched some of it. Not very much of it. They should totally do a Aliens hit earth movie, then you could treat it like 28 days later or something - a good disaster movie rather than an action movie. Lots of possibilities for small scenes with darkness in children's bedrooms and massive scenes with aliens running through London.

Or take it further than that - a slow moving ship tries to return to earth only to discover a planet without people and covered in Alien secretions. But where are all the people and where are all the aliens etc. etc.
 
 
Spaniel
19:35 / 12.11.06
Yes, quite why a good Aliens on Earth movie hasn't been attempted is beyond me. A disaster movie would be a great take on the franchise.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
19:46 / 12.11.06
As long as it had Lance Henriksen and penguins.

Fucking hell, Grease 2 would have been great if it had Lance Henriksen and penguins.
 
 
MJ-12
03:02 / 13.11.06
Well, the parts with Lance & penguins would have been great. The rest would have probably sucked. I really don't know who makes his career decisions for him.
 
 
Evil Scientist
07:51 / 13.11.06
Evil Scientists’ their firepower is nearly ineffective line is wrong, innit? - their weapons all work just fine on the aliens, they just a)can’t use them, then b) run out of ammo and get cut off from all the rest of their guns 'n bullets 'n stuff

I don't know if you've watched it recently, but nearly every scene in that film with gunplay involves a panic-ridden retreat in the face of overwhelming numbers. The only exceptions are the scene with the facehuggers in medbay and Riply's one-woman assault on the Queen (which rapidly becomes a retreat). The xenos through cunning and lack of concern over indvidual death make the lethal weaponary of the marines ineffective because all those fancy pulse rifles do is hold them back, just. But, as Hudsen learns, you have to keep falling back else they over-run (or under-run) you.

With Aliens, and despite all the fun that’s had with the Ripley/Marines interaction, you still pretty much know that *Ripley’s* going to survive, so maybe the need arises for it to add in a sort of love interest, and a loyal robot chum, and a cute kid for you to worry about too.

Part of what I like about Aliens as a film is the way it doesn't waste time monkeying about with the romance. There's a few moments of attraction between Hicks and Ripley but they're all too busy trying to survive to worry about that.

Bishop's loyalty is hardly unquestionable there are at least several moments where we, the audiance, are at least uncertain of his motives ("Hello Bishop, do you need anything else?").

I think writing Newt off as a "cute kid" is unfair to what I regard as that rarity in Hollywood, a non-irritating child character. She's a developed character in her own right, and something of a convention-breaker for much of the film in that she is hardly helpless and is probably the one who panics the least.

Alien3 is not, in my view, a terrible film. But at best I find it mediocre. Of course it isn't exactly the same, but I think re-hash is a fair accusation. The situation in both Alien and Alien3 is a group of unarmed humans effectively trapped in a warren of pipes and machinery with an unstoppable creature who exists only to kill. Their only hope is to drive it into the one area where they can kill it (airlock/steel works) before it picks them off one by one. Ripley loses someone she's obviously close to (Dallas/The Doc).

It doesn't help that the blue-collar workers of Alien have been replaced by "cock-er-ny" prisoners for the most part. The characters in Alien had dimension and I cared about what happened to them. The characters in Alien3 were generally walking cliches.

I dislike the killing off of Newt and Hicks (although it took guts to not only kill Newt but also have her autopsied). It makes their escape irrelevant, they don't die fighting as the natural survivors they are, they die in their sleep, utterly helpless. Even Bishop, who proves he's not a corporate plant, walks back on in the final scene mindlessly loyal to Weyland-Yutani and spouting Burke-isms like the second film never happened.

The first of the Aliens graphic novels (the black and white one) would have made a far better third film in my view. That would have been very "Aliens as disease".

Next, my disection of Alien Resurrection.
 
 
Corey Waits
08:35 / 13.11.06
As for AvP, I went in with really low expectations and ended up loving it.

However, it is just a schlocky action-fest, so don't go in expecting something deep. I guess it's sorta like Aliens like that, though a lot of people would burn me at the stake for making that comparison.
 
 
Spaniel
08:58 / 13.11.06
I'm not sure 'deep' is an adjective I'd reach for when looking to describe Aliens or AvP - and they're both action films, but, you know, that's where the similarity ends. AvP is cheap and trashy, is pedestrianly directed, is stocked with one-dimensional characters, is uninventive, has no ambition and doesn't even deliver on its big draw: actual Aliens having an exciting scrap with actual Predators.
 
 
All Acting Regiment
09:48 / 13.11.06
I don't know which of them I like most, but Aliens 3 is certainly one of my favourite treatments of "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
10:31 / 13.11.06
AVP fails on so many levels it's almost amazing. Some of the worst choreographed fight scenes in an action film ever & that's a grand feet!
I'd like to see an Alien film that really humanised the alien characters & explored another genre, perhaps romantic comedy or period drama or something I dunno...
 
 
Sniv
10:50 / 13.11.06
really humanised the alien characters

Um, doesn't that kinda miss the point of the aliens being alien? I like them much more as completely unreasonable killing machines, who's only motive is to kill everything. You should never get to know their motives or make them anything remotely understandable or sympathetic. The thing that makes these films scary is the utter xenophobia, the unknowable inhuman monster with nothing of our code of honour or morals. If anything, the Predators have scope to be expanded into more rounded characters. They should be the things we identify with, not the aliens. They're just giant wasps with acid-blood.

Although I do love the idea of aliens drinking tea and wearing corsets in a costume drama.
 
 
Evil Scientist
10:51 / 13.11.06
period drama

Aliens vrs Pirates...it's the AvP we really want.
 
 
Harrison Ford, in a battle suit, wheels for feet, knives and guns
10:57 / 13.11.06
or Aliens meets Friends?
 
 
Spaniel
11:19 / 13.11.06
John, do you think perhaps Harrison is joking?
 
 
Sniv
11:21 / 13.11.06
I'm not sure Boboss, what do you reckon? I hedged my bets and treated one aspect seriously, and another jovially. Why?
 
 
Spaniel
11:29 / 13.11.06
Hey, I think he's totally serious. I mean, I absolutely agree I'd [love] to see an Alien film that really humanised the alien characters & explored another genre, perhaps romantic comedy or period drama or something I dunno...

That would be really brilliant. Really humanised, through romantic comedy, stuff like that!
 
 
Sniv
11:36 / 13.11.06
Well, I have read much stupider stuff on the internet, so you can never be sure.
 
 
Spaniel
11:39 / 13.11.06
I suppose I'm cheating in that I happen to know Harrison IRL.

He does have a history of piss-taking around these parts, tho', but I can't expect everyone to know that.
 
 
Sniv
11:41 / 13.11.06
Any chance to wax lyrical about the savage nature of the Alien beastie is enough for me anyway!
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:50 / 13.11.06
Oh God. Oh God. Oh God.

Why is there no strange, toothed vagina to make me pregnant now? Pregnant with deadly.
 
  

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