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I will admit that Aliens is one of Cameron's better movies, but that (need I say it?), in my opinion, is not saying very much. Like Lucas, Cameron is the master of the one-dimensional-character-having, shit-reading-screenplay-sporting, visual spectacle school of Hollywood filmmaking that is, directly or indirectly, the reason why almost every film you will see all summer long will be an unwatchable piece of shit that cost two hundred million dollars to make. Therefore, fuck James Cameron. For real.
However...
In the execrable James Cameron canon, Aliens certainly towers head and shoulders above The Abyss, True Lies, and T2, which, by the way, I *also* think is a total shitfest. Actually, I think the only James Cameron movie I completely, unreservedly like is the original Terminator. So...y'know. Make of this what you will. I know a lot of people really like these movies, and several of them are otherwise intelligent, sane, taste-having individuals. So maybe it's just me. Or maybe it's like that friend you have whose taste in all matters is impeccable, only he really likes wrestling. I don't know. I just...I don't know.
Anyway. My hatred for Aliens begins with the totally shitty and pointless redesign of the aliens themselves. I mean, when you have a movie that everyone remembers most for its unprecedented creature design, whose dipshit idea was it to change that design? That's right. It was the IDEA OF JAMES CAMERON. Nice one. And what is happening with this bizarre closet case of a director that every woman in every movie he makes needs to be transformed, by the end of the film, into a steroidal monkey-man? I'm sorry, but this creeps me out. And...well, anyway. It's also not very scary, unintentonally laughable in places, features a very annoying child, and is about an hour too long. And it's got that guy...the little weasely guy whose name escapes me. God, I hate that guy.
But it does have Lance, man! Lance rules all. And the action itself does put you on edge; I love those scenes where there's just guns going off all over the place and you have no idea where the aliens actually are. Ditto the first scene with Ripley. I also like the alien coming up out of the water to say hey to Newt. Very cool shot.
Overall, though...no. It's definitely down there on the bottom of the Alien pile. Cameron's McDonald's style of filmmaking simply lacks the class of the other directors involved. But I do think the influence of the original brought out the best in him. |
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