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The Late Shizzle!

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w1rebaby

01:18 / 07.05.04

Oh my lawd, that is like a little cute grenade stuffed up one's poo-chute.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:24 / 07.05.04

Ooh, and I'd get to have a bar all to myself!

That I like.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:24 / 07.05.04

I'd like to point out I posted a picture of a retarded kitten. Not just mere wussiness, no. Although I'd also like to add that this was just the nearest kitten-y picture to me, and I didn't search for a kitty pic featuring, and I quote "cannot stand on it's back legs, wees itself, and has dodgy eyes".

And Todd, I'll bic you in the eyes, and you know that's worse PUNK!

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:35 / 07.05.04

The office shiv.

Ethan Hawke

01:36 / 07.05.04

I LOVE how that says "Cristal."

Suedey, I'm gonna slit your wrists with my swingline.

Ethan Hawke

01:37 / 07.05.04

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:39 / 07.05.04

FORM LIKE VOLTRON!

Ethan Hawke

01:40 / 07.05.04

If the Wu-Tang were office supplies, what would they be?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:42 / 07.05.04

God, that's a hard question.

I'm listening to the new Morrissey record and I can hear him gurning in my ear, so it's hard to think.

Ethan Hawke

01:43 / 07.05.04

I am listening to a live Kraftwerk concert from this year. It's not as funky as I would hope. So far.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:46 / 07.05.04

I'm listening to the latest Bowie album, but I'm thinking I may swap it for Throbbing Gristle remixes in a minute.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:48 / 07.05.04

You know Stoatie... I find that entirely unsurprising!

I don't even know what Throbbing Gristle sound like, but they kind of fascinate me.

Method Man = tip-ex.

w1rebaby

01:54 / 07.05.04

RZA = a new pack of staples, that fits your stapler, at least 200 of them
GZA = Post-Its

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:54 / 07.05.04

For some reason I'm convinced GZA should be a stapler, but I couldn't for the life of me tell you why.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:55 / 07.05.04

The full line-up.

Meth = Tip-ex
Rza = Scissors
Gza = Paper
Inspectah Deck = Printer cartidge
U-God = Ink cartidge
Masta Killah = Mug
Raekwon = Ruler
Ghostface = Pen
ODB = Toxic fluorescent highlighter

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:55 / 07.05.04

Inspecta Deck- photocopier.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

01:56 / 07.05.04

Ah, too late.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:57 / 07.05.04

There are more office supplies than I could think of! Dammit!

Ethan Hawke

01:58 / 07.05.04

what is tip-ex? Can you get high from it? If you can, then, yeah, that's meth. If not, I suggest rubber cement.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:59 / 07.05.04

I believe you'd call it white-out. I mean, other than that, you could go for glue. But that could be ODB, too.

I think Ghostface should be a stapler, now.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:01 / 07.05.04

I thought Ghostface for Tipp-Ex, to be honest.

Or it's also sometimes called "Liquid paper", so maybe GZA?

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

02:01 / 07.05.04

And can somebody PLEASE make a wu-sit-com?

I may go to bed now, but if I don't, don't call me a liar.

Don't think you're safe, Todd. You'll never be safe again...

Not when I have my bic...... CRISTAL!

Saint Keggers

02:12 / 07.05.04

'Evening ladies and gents!

Ethan Hawke

02:14 / 07.05.04

I think there are only gents around tonight. This is The Late Shift - The Lockerroom.

Ethan Hawke

02:14 / 07.05.04

Good evening, Kegboy. Would you like to be the equipment manager?

Saint Keggers

02:26 / 07.05.04

Well Todd I see the equipment being tossed around and find it a bit to cubicle spawned for my likings..and beside you dont even have any power tools. EVERYONE NEEDS POWER TOOLS!!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:44 / 07.05.04

Maz was around earlier but she vanished...

Yes. Power tools.

Saint Keggers

02:59 / 07.05.04

This is the last tool I got (last week). I still breaking it in.

It slices, it sands, it polishes and etches. When I get done it will even serve me coffee!!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:02 / 07.05.04

That looks really cool.

Saint Keggers

03:10 / 07.05.04

Yes. It is. Im already drawing up plans for deck funiture as a summer project. Im gonna reek of wood and be covered of sawdust all summer.

Mazarine

03:38 / 07.05.04

Dude. I'm totally jealous. That is a primo multifunction tool. And yet it's so petite!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:45 / 07.05.04

A weird contraption's appeared on the edge of ur bath... it looks like an enormous hairdryer, but it has sucker pads to attach it to the rim... think it might be to make the water bubbly, but I've been too scared to get any water near it until someone explains, and mono's away for the next couple of days. (Well, that's my excuse for not having a bath for the last couple of days, and I'm sticking to it.)

gingerbop

15:17 / 07.05.04

In an exam I didn't sit, but wish I had (without doing the course), namely Standard Grade Administration, there was a picture not unsimilar to the one Todd posted, with the multiple choice answer-
Is this:
A stapler?
A paperclip?
A holepunch?

Spatula Clarke

15:27 / 07.05.04

Reminds me of the multiple choice rubbish we had to sit through during induction at Wolverhampton. One set of questions presented three words, out of which you had to identify the one that wasn't spelled correctly. The one question gave the choices:

Film
Warter
Apple

So glad I decided to go to Wolves. So very, very glad.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

20:16 / 07.05.04

Hi all.

I'm in need of consolation - I need to know that I'm not the only 'lither working a fookin' night shift tonight. Sat in office, drinking coffee, playing Gravity on homokaasu, nipping out for ciggies and listening to Radio 4.

Quite pleasant, but not exactly Friday night tackle, is it?

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