The Late Shizzle!

00:37 / 09.05.04

Oh, nonsense. That guitarist has a very charismatic overbite To quote Sylvia Patterson. Although I think she was talking about someone else at the time.

rizla mission

00:38 / 09.05.04

having lived through the post-britpop era, I thank god daily for the existence of such a look..

Regrettable Juvenilia

00:39 / 09.05.04

Why, olulabelle? And how?

deja_vroom

00:40 / 09.05.04

what about the armless-ness of the chap in grey?

Suave digression: I hate indie rock with all my strength. ALL OF IT. NO STRENGTH SPARED.

...Resuming regular services.

00:42 / 09.05.04

But the question mark and the hair... how can you hate that skinny cutie. I want to givee him a hug and feed him. He needs food. Give him food!!!!

00:43 / 09.05.04

But what kind of food would a boy that cute eat? I'm guessing sunflower seeds.

deja_vroom

00:45 / 09.05.04

Anna, he wouldn't be able to hug you back.

rizla mission

00:47 / 09.05.04

I reckon he'd eat a hamburger about once a week and spent 4 days recovering/.

(But I could)

Yes, but a single fingerless leather glove is an unforgiveable transgression. Britpop my arse, that's just 7 shades of wrong.

And Anna, you don't want a hug from him. Really, you don't.

Regrettable Juvenilia

00:53 / 09.05.04

Jade, what kind of music does your band make?

rizla mission

00:55 / 09.05.04

Britpop my arse, that's just 7 shades of wrong.

Couldn't agree more.

01:02 / 09.05.04

What from Jade or the skinnyboy?

Hi.

I'm booored.

Which probably means bedtime.

01:09 / 09.05.04

Bedtime? It's 10pm on a saturday.

Olulabelle

01:15 / 09.05.04

From the skinny boy Anna! Not Jade, I bet Jade's hugs are lovely.

It is bedtime, you are all correct. I am going in a minute. No, really, I am.

01:19 / 09.05.04

I don't want him to hug me though, I want to hug him in a Jewishmotherly way and feed him. Feed him bacon and sausages and fried potatoes and club sandwiches and roast dinners and sticky toffee pudding and Scottish steak and spaghetti bolognese!

01:24 / 09.05.04

Anna, do you wanna accompany me to my friend Jill's party? She said not to bring anyone she hates but I don't think you two know each other.

01:27 / 09.05.04

Will there be mini sausage rolls?

01:28 / 09.05.04

She's more of a 40oz type of girl.

Olulabelle

01:30 / 09.05.04

Anna, but if you hug him he will either a/ fall snivellingly into your cleavage, burying his head, or b/hug you back in a sexual fashion and try to lick your ear. Either option is not ideal, unless you relish the idea of becoming a big shelf-busted Jewish Mother, or you fancy a bit of unsolicited lovin'.

Mike Robot, that was really, really random.

01:32 / 09.05.04

But the party's tonight and I don't have anyone to go with, except this one girl who has too much of a crush on me, and this guy who I'm not even sure if I like anymore.

01:34 / 09.05.04

Hmmm. Maybe I'll call the guy and tell him I'm just staying in for the night and then call the girl and tell her if she wants to watch a movie after the party I'll come get her.

01:35 / 09.05.04

You should take your computer. Then we can all go. Think how cool you’d look, showing up at the party with your very own ‘posse’. That always impresses girls, apparently.

01:36 / 09.05.04

Mike Robot with a cyber-posse! That just might work.

01:37 / 09.05.04

Screw that. Go to the party, find a bedroom, screw the girl, find some drugs, take the drugs, dance until dawn, go home and collapse feeling like every bone in your body aches and grin incessantly because that feeling is as good as it gets.

Unless it's not that kind of party, stay at home if it isn't.

01:39 / 09.05.04

You’re going to have to promise to shove sausage rolls and cake into that little disc drive slot, whatever it’s called. Otherwise we’ll all log off and stand you up. And then you’ll look, like, so uncool.

01:39 / 09.05.04

I don't wanna screw the girl, she has ubercrush2000 on me already. I could use a drink though.

01:40 / 09.05.04

They're just gonna think it's Tom Coates acting out all the parts of you guys anyway.

Olulabelle

01:42 / 09.05.04

But a screw is a screw right?

You could screw the girl because as she has an ubercrush on you she will surely be magnificent in bed and do anything you ask, and then you can just be a complete bastard in the morning, tell her that she is ugly and you only wanted a screw and leave without feeling bad since you don't want her anyway.

Call me Claire.