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The Late Shizzle!

 
  

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Olulabelle
01:46 / 09.05.04
It's not mean, it's life.

She gets the one time, one chance only, buy-now-pay-later opportunity to sleep with you, (and lets face it she then has a wank fantasy for life even if she never gets to do it again) you get to go to the party with someone, and you get a shag.

La la. Everybody's happy.

Actually, it is mean. And unkind.

Ignore me, I am just seriously sexually frustrated.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
01:48 / 09.05.04
I feel dirty now. I think I'm just gonna go to Blockbuster.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:49 / 09.05.04
Well maybe if it isn't a real uber-crush than you might be lucky.
 
 
Olulabelle
01:49 / 09.05.04
my friend said that if I just do normal friend hangout stuff with her she'll be done with the crush and we'll just be buddies.

Warning - this is not true.

She thinks if you hang out with her and do normal buddy stuff then you'll fall in love with her. She doesn't want to be your friend, she wants to make you realise how totally awesome she is and then you'll fall for her. Believe me, this is how girls think.

And it's possible that it could work.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
01:50 / 09.05.04
Jade: so nothing at all like indie rock, then?

olulabelle: have you considered hooking up with Jade? I hear he has a beautiful face. Just call me "Miss Match".
 
 
Tryphena Absent
01:52 / 09.05.04
Hey, hang on, she might be really good in bed. You might end up clicking, within a few years you'll be married and you'll be together forever. Years later your grandchildren will ask to see the wedding photos and then you'll say 'there was an amazing woman called Anna de L who told me to shag your granny. We thank her for getting us together!'
 
 
Jack Denfeld
01:52 / 09.05.04
Yeah, I'm just going to Blockbuster, and I'll try to hang out with that girl in group settings. Anything good out? Documentaries?
 
 
Jack Denfeld
01:56 / 09.05.04
She thinks that if you hang out with her and do normal buddy stuff then you'll fall in love with her. She really likes you so she thinks that if you are her friend you'll eventually see how totally awesome she is and fall for her properly. Believe me, this is how girls think.
Oh shit. I think this is how guys think too when they have a crush on people.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
01:57 / 09.05.04
Movie reccomendations within the next 5 minutes or I'm getting a Patric Swayze movie.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
01:58 / 09.05.04
I hear hot chicks dig that fucked-up movie with the talking giant bunny.
 
 
deja_vroom
01:58 / 09.05.04
Flyboy: sorry about that. I was reading pitchfork reviews for one hour or so and felt like either screaming or gouging my eyes out. I hope you can relate.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
01:59 / 09.05.04
Flyboy, you don't mean the one starring Patric Swayze? Plus no girls are watching any movies with me. Just me. Just me and a movie.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:00 / 09.05.04
Yeah but it might be a small crush that quietly passes and poses as an uber-crush. I have a few friends who I had crushes on years ago who I've kept. Close contact often makes a crush go away!
 
 
Bed Head
02:00 / 09.05.04
I like this:

She gets the one time, one chance only, buy-now-pay-later opportunity to sleep with you, (and lets face it she then has a wank fantasy for life even if she never gets to do it again) you get to go to the party with someone, and you get a shag.

And more than that, you get a starring role in a lifelong wank fantasy. Far out, what an honour. Go to the fucking party, man. Seize that day.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:02 / 09.05.04
You're all mad. I'm getting a movie. Goodnight everyone.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
02:03 / 09.05.04
Pitchfork hate makes friends of us all!

It's almost day. I'm off to bed.
 
 
Olulabelle
02:04 / 09.05.04
Movie recommendations.

(On your own Spellbound.

(With the girl A Beautiful Mind. It'll make her cry, and t'll make you cry and then you'll get all close and so on and so forth, etc, etc, etc...
 
 
Olulabelle
02:05 / 09.05.04
BTW, Those smileys are not supposed to be there. It's supposed to be : followed by ).
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:10 / 09.05.04
Perhaps you should come over and watch a movie with me. Are you east coast?
 
 
deja_vroom
02:12 / 09.05.04
Still around midnight around here. Who's with me? Who's with me??
 
 
deja_vroom
02:13 / 09.05.04
... And 'are you east cost' has never sounded so sleazy...
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:17 / 09.05.04
Jade you should have put "Are you east coast?" in bold and then followed with something like "Usually not but if you do it 1st I'll reciprocate or something like that.
 
 
Bed Head
02:28 / 09.05.04
I used to live on the east coast. The original east coast, that is. Bloody Americans, you think you invented ‘the east coast’.

Just had to let that out. Goodnight. Enjoy the film.
 
 
deja_vroom
02:28 / 09.05.04
*slams head into keyboard*

SÇOg-87g~/
 
 
Tryphena Absent
02:31 / 09.05.04
Aww, Jade, don't do that, you'll hurt yourself.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
02:55 / 09.05.04
Fuck Blockbuster! If I'm already paying for an entire movie that I lost then why do I have to pay the late fee on top of that? I'm talking to their manager tommorrow and straightening this whole thing out. Looks like computer and internet tonight.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:47 / 09.05.04
MMMM. Tonight was another chocolate night.

Anna: You think you are the one who is hardcore but you're not hardcore I am the one who is hardcore.

Although I got my hair cut and it made me feel thin, so that's ok.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:03 / 10.05.04


So there!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:05 / 10.05.04
Wicked, Keggers!

Hey, all. I'm only gonna be here intermittently tonight- I'm at work and they've started monitoring my internet use. Bastards.
 
 
Bed Head
00:06 / 10.05.04
Best. One. Yet.


and...

(((((((Keggers!!!))))))) Heya you!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:07 / 10.05.04
*gasp*

Stoat-less shift? Canny be?

I wish I could be a cartoon.
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:11 / 10.05.04
Stoatie: Cant you get some special 'I need to be on the internet' medical thinggy and demand that they recind their policy?

BH: Hey ya right back atcha! How's things?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:26 / 10.05.04
I can't sustain! Pah, this is what happens when you wake up early. Go to sleep at this hour, indeed!

Night folks.
 
 
Bed Head
00:50 / 10.05.04
Psh, bloody kids. No stamina. I blame the internet.

Keggers, where have you been? My week: it started off okay, then it was going along great, then it got really miserable, and now I’m walking on sunshine again. But I’ll take the troughs if it means I get the peaks too.

Oh, and I have wine. Nice wine. I was so disgusted by the vile cheapness of the other night’s bottle, I splashed out a whole extra 50p to make sure I got something vaguely drinkable this time. One day I’ll be rich and then I’ll look back on this period of poverty as being very romantic and bohemian.

Stoatie (when you get to pop back in) - are they restricting your internet use for a reason? Are we all, in fact, part of the problem?
 
 
Saint Keggers
00:56 / 10.05.04
Oh sure, YOU have wine, MayTrix (who im chatting with on the phone as I type) has wine...but does Keggers have wine? Oh NOOOoooooo! He's got coffee which has become as cold as a polar bears arsehole. No wine for him!
 
  

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