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The Late Shizzle!

 
  

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:49 / 06.05.04
I often have a deep seated desire to use the (non) word "shizzle" but generally I manage to resist. Now, however, I set that desire free.

That's right. I am laid bare before you, a shizzle speaking chump. Do as you wish! I am not afraid!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:50 / 06.05.04
Shizzle my pizzle!

And don't floggle your wettie.

(I'm gonna vote to delete the other Shizzle, if that's okay...)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:52 / 06.05.04
No! We must keep it!

Well, of course it has to go. I mean, I don't even know what it thinks it's doing just popping up like that. I didn't even acidentally tap "post topic" twice or anything. The sheer audacity of even thinking about having such cheek outrages me!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
23:54 / 06.05.04
It's just taking the pizzle if you ask me.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
23:59 / 06.05.04
I like your style, stizzle.

How are you, anyway? I feel that I am need of more beer. But there is no beer to be found.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:02 / 07.05.04
Oh, I'm at work, but currently on one of the "good" bits of my "good/bad" cycle of cutting down on the medication. And the newspapers seem devoid of news tonight, which is ALWAYS a good thing. And I'm going to the pub in the morning, yay!

Sorry, "yizzle".
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:08 / 07.05.04
I've never felt such a strong urge to go to the pub! I dunno what it is. I nearly just walked out the front door just now in search of excitement. I thought better of it, though.

Because, y'know, everything's shutting now.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:13 / 07.05.04
COR! Where are all the shifters tonight, eh? I have a lack of alcohol, as well as a lack of shiting.

I can't take it, I tells ya!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:13 / 07.05.04
And a lack of an "f" in the above post. I mean.

Nothing is going right!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:16 / 07.05.04
A lack of shiting, eh?
Have you tried prunes?

Where do you live? Don't you have late offies/pubs?
 
 
Mazarine
00:16 / 07.05.04
What what what up gentlemen.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:18 / 07.05.04
Hmmmm. Not this late, I don't think. I would be so up for going somewhere like that and just randomly making a fool of myself right now... so it's probably best I can't/don't know of such a place.

Hullo oh there Ms!
 
 
Ethan Hawke
00:20 / 07.05.04
I've just looked at ESPN.com, and I am pleased to report that my barbelith thread about "Spidey at the bat" has effected change. They're no longer going to put Spiderman logos on the bases. Yeah!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:21 / 07.05.04
I was all for it, Todd.

Just like I'm all for hearing your Simpsons = Barbelith list. Do it, do it.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:24 / 07.05.04
Yay for no Spidey at baseball!
(Not that I care about baseball... just that there is indeed too much advertising everywhere already).

Hello everyone (except Suede, who I've already greeted. Well, "grizzled", technically, but, y'know...)
 
 
Ethan Hawke
00:26 / 07.05.04
Suedey, it would be too easy for someone to impute mean motives to my list. The Simpson's cast is not full of great role models. Though, whoever got Hank Scorpio would be grinning ear to ear.

(Tycho Androgeny was Lisa)
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:27 / 07.05.04
*gasp*

Thats's so mean!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:28 / 07.05.04
I wanna be Troy McClure! Me! Me!
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:28 / 07.05.04
You should just get on and do it, now. I can tell you want to, Todd. You just need to be man enough to admit it yourself. Stop lying to yourself, Todd!

Or at least tell me who I was. And if I wasn't, you're not my friend anymore.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
00:31 / 07.05.04
You were Apu.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:32 / 07.05.04
Really?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
00:34 / 07.05.04
Yes. You go well with Slushies.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:36 / 07.05.04
I think I need more reasoning, Todd. I'm not happy with this at all. I think it's just out of pure spite and you're calling me an actual poo.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:36 / 07.05.04
Not wishing to freak anyone out, but have you seen Nescio's thread?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:38 / 07.05.04
I sure did, Stoat. Hard to know what to say, really...
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:40 / 07.05.04
Yuh.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:56 / 07.05.04
So am I any kind of Simpson?
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
00:59 / 07.05.04
I'm still waiting for Todd to explain himself. God, I hate Todd. What a giant chump.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
01:02 / 07.05.04
I think Todd's being a wuss.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
01:03 / 07.05.04
 
 
w1rebaby
01:05 / 07.05.04
Is it bad that I've seen so many people post about suicide on the internet that it now makes me angry instead of concerned?
 
 
Ethan Hawke
01:16 / 07.05.04
Who's kitty is that? here, kitty, kitty.

Suede, if you ever come to New York, I'll shiv you, punk. You're Apu and you'll like it. You wash your Trans-Am in your swimming trunks and sing along to the "dream police." Apu is a GREAT character to be.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:16 / 07.05.04
Nope.

Suede: Don't go making the mistake of thinking that 'cute 'n' fluffy' = 'wuss'. You do that, you's in for a whole world of hurt.

 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:17 / 07.05.04
It takes its time to show up, but by fuck is that picture worth it.
 
 
Ethan Hawke
01:17 / 07.05.04
I think Stoatie might be Moe, as he's a wellwisher to me, in that he doesn't wish me any specific harm. And he'd look good with a shotgun. Real good.

and now I refuse to do anymore. Someone else take over!
 
  

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