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Tryphena Absent
15:19 / 05.05.04
I can certainly see it in the sense of Anna being custodian of Flyboy's central nervous system...

Bangs. Head. Against. Wall.
 
 
Saveloy
15:19 / 05.05.04
Continuing Bear's WWE thing:

Jack Fear - Hulk Hogan
Bizunth - Gold Dust
Sax - Big Daddy
Riz - Giant Haystacks
Ganesh - Mick McManus
 
 
Axolotl
15:34 / 05.05.04
Who gets to be Rowdy Roddy Piper then?
 
 
rizla mission
18:02 / 05.05.04
Riz - Giant Haystacks

Rock!

(..Giant Haystacks is a brilliant band name..)
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
18:35 / 05.05.04
But which Undertaker am I? The original Deadman, the leader of an evil group? The Bikertaker? The current version which kind of a blend of the Deadman and the Bikertaker?

I need to know so that I know which costume to wear when I post!
 
 
Char Aina
18:40 / 05.05.04
the OG undertaker would be best suited, i reckon.
 
 
Ganesh
19:00 / 05.05.04
Bangs. Head. Against. Wall.

Flyboy's head? And here's me thinking you were saving him brain cells...
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
19:06 / 05.05.04
Enough of this NXM tomfoolery about which I know very little...

If Barbelith were Rainbow, then who would be the Pink Hippo?

I say Ganesh, cos hes already a purple elephant. Both pachyderms, both shades of puce, so prove me wrong.

Rod - Rizla

Jane - Anna De L.

Freddy - Matthew Fluxington

Jeffrey - Illmatic?

Zippy - Oh boy, who is Zippy? Haus?

Bungle - Why, that would be moi.

(Apologies to the Across the Ponders who have No Fucking Idea about Zippy, George and Bungle).
 
 
Ganesh
19:16 / 05.05.04
I see Toksik as Zippy...
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
19:32 / 05.05.04
Yes, that glove seems to fit quite nicely...

No argument about George there then?
 
 
Ganesh
19:33 / 05.05.04
Well, there's no getting around the pink pachderm poovery of us both. And it's hard to argue when you're the recipient of a constant fisting.
 
 
Ex
19:37 / 05.05.04
Please can we skip to the huge fight about who gets to be Legolas?
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
20:19 / 05.05.04
I definitely missed that episode...must have been a Bank holiday special, or some such thing.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
20:20 / 05.05.04
That's about the fisting, btw...Legolas wasn't in Rainbow, you damn fool!
 
 
Ganesh
20:29 / 05.05.04
Technically, it'd be a threesome, since I suspect the same individual is simultaneously fisting George and Zippy.
 
 
pomegranate
20:30 / 05.05.04
if barbelith were like the goonies, who would play these cooties? (sorry)

mikey
brand
chunk
mouth
data
andy
steph
sloth
mama
jake
francis
rosalita
mr. walsh
troy

p.s. suedehead thanks for the shout, i am unfamiliar w/the fantastic four but am off to google. smile.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
20:49 / 05.05.04
Technically, it'd be a threesome, since I suspect the same individual is simultaneously fisting George and Zippy.

Yikes...you just know you're going to have to scratch your nose at a moment like that.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:07 / 05.05.04
You're all going to hate me, but it had to be done:

If Barbelith now Star Wars was,
Who who would be, and *hrmm* because?
Who would from scrotal muppets learn,
Or who would to the Dark Side turn?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
21:08 / 05.05.04
(Dunno about anyone else on the Goonie's list, but I am obviously Mama.)
 
 
Ganesh
22:31 / 05.05.04
Legolas wasn't in Rainbow, you damn fool!

Aaaand cue some frankly gratuitous 'playing with my(s)elf' gifslash...



(Does this mean someone has to add 'PICS' to the thread title?)
 
 
gotham island fae
00:48 / 06.05.04
Queer as Folk (US)

Michael - Matthew Fluxy
Brian - Haus
Emmett - Xoc
Teddie - Qccam's Styptic Pencil
Debbie - Mordant Carnival
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
04:53 / 06.05.04
bengali in platforms see, Iwas going with 'nesh's exclusion line, but now I have a *past*.
Cool.

Whereas I used to be Xavier's killer twin sister/most destructive thing in the universe and I pull you around on a string. No, I don't understand why people are saying this either... < runs away giggling >

Anyway, Teletubbies...
Voice in the Sky: Tom.
Face in the Sun:xxSarahxx
Tinky Winkie: Grant.
Dipsy: Deva.
La-La: Hmmm, was La-la a boy or a girl?
Po: Gingerbop

Noo-Noo: Flux.

Rabbits: Everyone else.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
07:12 / 06.05.04
Flowers, but you do pull my strings...

Rainbow, yes!

Rod - Todd
Jane - Rizla
Freddy - Matthew Fluxington
Jeffrey - Money Shot
Zippy - Rage
Bungle - Jack Fear
George - can't improve on 'nesh.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:21 / 06.05.04
That's two Matthew Fluxington votes for Freddy...and I'm guessing Mr.Flux hasn't got a fucking clue how desperately cool and dripping in hip that really is.

Oh yes. Trust us.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:23 / 06.05.04
La-La: Hmmm, was La-la a boy or a girl?

Wasn't La-La the boy who loved his handbag?

Which would seem to throw up scores of potential candidates.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:24 / 06.05.04
Zippy - Rage

This collection of symbols tickles me, for some reason.
 
 
Saveloy
09:31 / 06.05.04
La-La was - no, is (I can't believe you're all talking about the Telletubbies like they're dead...) - the yellow one. She is a girl (second shortest of the group), and her designated object is a ball - a big, orange, bouncy ball. The handbag belongs to Tinky Winky, the big purple boy.


Re: Star Wars:

Whisky Priestess - Princess Leia
grant - Obi Wan
Haus - the Peter Cushing admiral type bloke
Anna de L - Luke Skywalker
Stoatie - Chewbacca
Tom C - The Evil Emperor
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
12:30 / 06.05.04
Money $hot. Will you tell him, or shall I?

Teletubbies:

Lala - Money $hot
Tinky Winky - Flowers
Dipsy - Stoatie
Po - Xoc
Noo Noo - me (just coz NN is without question the best character.)
The sun - Jack Fear
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
12:38 / 06.05.04
Hey, I've always said Dipsy had the funk. Or rather, DA PHONQ. You seen that cat dance? Man, it's like he's all hopped up on goofballs.

With the Star Wars thing, I'm sure you're forgetting:

Jack Fear: Darth Vader

I'd actually put Mordant down for Yoda as well, purely for her m4d html 5k1772 and general web fu.
 
 
Saveloy
14:16 / 06.05.04
BiP> La-la-la, not listening....

Stoatie> spot on, on both counts. I'd also like to put in a couple of corrections to my original list:

grant - R2-D2 (he has the knowledge and makes interesting noises)
Nick/Tycho - Obi Wan (air of wisdom, old campaigner, frequently wants to throw his hands in the air and go "ooh, you lot, you'll be the death of me, you really will!")
Lurid - the Peter Cushing character (pragmatic, but cautious)
Haus - the Death Star

The trickiest one to peg is Han Solo, I'm not sure we have one. Flux has the right amount of sarcastry, but I dunno if he's flippant enough.
 
 
penitentvandal
16:31 / 06.05.04
Right then.

If Barbelith was Blackadder,

(ahem)

who would be Baldrick, and who would be badder?

Well, you try to think of a good rhyme for 'Blackadder'. Go on.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
20:12 / 06.05.04
Velvet: Come onnow, which one? I mean, Edmund in Blackadder is hardly the same incarnation as he is in III now, is he? And look at Percy from III to Goes Forth.

Do try to be more specific at the back.
 
 
Our Lady Has Left the Building
21:32 / 06.05.04
General Melchett- Haus.
Nursie- Xoc.
Lord Flashheart- ?
Bob- Me.
Lord Percy- Bill Posters.
Redbeard Rum- Stoatie.
Mrs Miggins- BiP, or anyone that's posted in a Gastronomicon thread.
The Wise Woman- Deva.
Nurse Mary- ?
Richard IV- Anyone on barbelith who has, or has access to, a big beard.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
21:43 / 06.05.04
Lord Flashheart- Sax
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
22:38 / 06.05.04
Lurid - the Peter Cushing character

*Points at Lurid and laughs. For several hours. Occasionally taking a breath jeer "Grand Moff!"*
 
  

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