If Barbelith Were...

17:30 / 02.05.04

If Barbelith Were Winnie The Pooh, Then Who Exactly Would Be Who?

(You must start your imaginings with a sexy little rhyme, or else)

OK...

Pooh - Stoatie
Owl - Haus
Piglet - Jefe
Eeyore - hmm...not sure
Tigger - Ganesh
Rabbit - Joe Donfield
Kanga - Qalyn
Roo - Todd
Chris Robin - Tom C.

There we go, so sue me.

Away, ye varmints!

Our Lady Has Left the Building

17:31 / 02.05.04

OK, Eeyore may as well be Andrew, for want of a substitute.

Eeyore is kind of a troll.

Olulabelle

17:34 / 02.05.04

Eeyore is not a troll! Eeyore is just misunderstood.

17:41 / 02.05.04

I'm Eeyore.

If Barbelith were Battlestar Galactica, who'd be coming atcha?

Baz Auckland

18:53 / 02.05.04

I vote Jack Fear for Eeyore...

The Strobe

18:55 / 02.05.04

I'm Eeyore. Everyone wants to be Eeyore on here, I bet. Fucking goths.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

19:58 / 02.05.04

Paleface, I'm calling you out muthafucka, no-one, but no-one is calling dibs on the donkey except the Eeyore master, which is me.

You ain't even a woozle.

Goodness Gracious Meme

22:59 / 02.05.04

What a lovely game this is, Money Shot is a clever chap, now on with the biz as I doff my cap.

Pooh - Grant
Owl - Deva
Piglet - Gingerbop
Eeyore - Flowers. This is the one i'm surest on
Tigger - Stoat
Rabbit - Haus
Kanga - Persephone
Roo - bitchiekittie
Chris Robin - Jack Fear (only 'cause i can't think of anyone, and the image amuses me)

Silly old BiP.

If Barbelith were the WWE
Who would be you, and who would be me?

Olulabelle

02:17 / 03.05.04

Oh dear.

Who are the WWE? (Fuckwit Olulabelle strikes again).

Our Lady Has Left the Building

07:11 / 03.05.04

It's the new name for the World Wildlife Fund isn't it?

10:20 / 03.05.04

OK, BiP wins the prize for the Pooh cast list, no questions...

Round 2:

If Barbelith Were made GoodFellas, who'd be who, come on, pray tell us!

(it seems the same names are going to crop up fairly regularly here, doesn't it?)

So who gets to be Joe Pesci?

10:44 / 03.05.04

I'd be Frankie Two-times.

10:45 / 03.05.04

I'd be Frankie Two-times.

10:46 / 03.05.04

(All considered, the above is sublime in it's idiocy)

11:22 / 03.05.04

Idiocy, you say?

I thought it was clever.

What does that make me?

12:37 / 03.05.04

Henry Hill, obviously.

"You're a clever guy."
"Clever? Clever how? Clever like a clown?"

12:37 / 03.05.04

That's very pleasing. I was actually going to write in and say that I'm Kanga and Qalyn is Roo. I think BK is more like Other Kanga. In fact, there's a whole bunch of Other Kangas ...we go over to each other's houses with our kanga-hair in curlers to drink coffee and whisky, and to smoke off-stage.

13:43 / 03.05.04

Flyboy is the De Niro character.

bitchiekittie

13:45 / 03.05.04

if q is roo and we're all kangas, does that mean he gets into all of our pouches?

persephone, this is getting way gross!

Ethan Hawke

14:16 / 03.05.04

It's an honor just to be nominated...wait, no it's not.

I'm certainly not Roo. In fact, when I took the Quizilla Winnie the Pooh test, I was Rabbit, but I accept that fact that there are other, more rabbity barbelithers than me.

No star here laces

15:12 / 03.05.04

who's Morrie the wig guy?

XXII:X:II = XXX

22:48 / 03.05.04

In the Pooh Paradigm, I believe I'd be Gopher. I sporadically pop up, spray something either sage or moronic, whistle, and then tunnel away for another few weeks.

I'm even going to try with GoodFellas, as it's been too long since I've seen it last.

Come to think of it, I don't know if I could make a list of anyone's correlations to popular media pantheons, as I don't pretend to know anyone on here nearly so well. Nevertheless:

When mutagens combine with genetics and sex, which student would you be of Professor X?

Here's some obvious choices:

Tom C.: Chuck X.
Haus: Bishop
Stoatie: Wolverine
Baz: Gambit
Grant: Cyclops
Ganesh: Storm
Lionheart: Beast (well, like, DUH)
Me: Fantomex (those who've seen my white coat know)

I'm spent. Who's got more?

VJB2

Rizla: Quentin Quire

(stunned silence)

I think Quentin's role should go to Jack Frost/Zen/Matrieya... or Rage... or innercircle...

18:39 / 04.05.04

This is my NXM dream team:

Xavier - Radix
Scott - Todd
Jean - me
Logan - Qalyn
Hank - Flux
Emma - lolita nation
Xorn, secretly Magneto All Along - Perfect Tommy

Fantomex - Flyboy
E.V.A. - Anna de Logardiere

Quentin Quire - bio k9
Stepford Triplets - Bear, Big Sunny D, Suedey

Beak - Deric
Angel - bitchiekittie
Basilik - gridley
Ernst - Flowers
Martha - plums
Dust - Apple-Picker

Weapon XV - Solitaire Rose

18:41 / 04.05.04

HA HA HA, that rules.

Matthew Fluxington

19:00 / 04.05.04

The Apple-Picker is probably more a Stepford. Maybe she's like Esme before she goes bad.

Flyboy/Anna = Fantomex/EVA is so dead-on!

19:05 / 04.05.04

I thought about that, Matthew. But then I thought about how Dust WASTES people when she's not under wraps & I had to give it to AP. Besides I'm sure she doesn't look anything like Sunny D or Suedey.

Tryphena Absent

19:06 / 04.05.04

This is what happens when you let people from over the ocean give you a fictional character- you become a great big spaceship.

Flyboy: it's quite a small spaceship
Anna de L: no spaceships are small

19:13 / 04.05.04

Well she's a spaceship now, but in 120 years she's going to be a sleek metallic hottie.

Tryphena Absent

19:18 / 04.05.04

That's a lot of waiting!