If Barbelith Were...

20:07 / 04.05.04

I get to be the suckass one!

20:10 / 04.05.04

why do people always make me the loser comic person?

I can fight! I'm cute! I can kick high! I've got the mutant power of hyperflexibility! I've got big boobs!

Baz Auckland

20:19 / 04.05.04

You can be Psylocke...

20:25 / 04.05.04

she doesn't puke acid or attend a remedial class, does she?

I am wounded.

20:27 / 04.05.04

NINJA SKILLZ AND BIONIC CAMERA EYES!

that's more like it.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

21:21 / 04.05.04

Triplets rule!

Wait, I'm not a girl...

23:08 / 04.05.04

Ack, Angel RULES!! And she's only in a remedial class because she has a bad attitude. Which is COOL.

Wait, I'm not a girl...

I know, isn't it genius??

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

23:23 / 04.05.04

I'm an individual!!!!!!!

Fantastic Four

Reed - Haus!
Sue - praying mantis!
Johnny - pin!
Ben - Jack Fear!

bigsunnydavros

23:52 / 04.05.04

Oh wow -- proud to be a triplet! So proud!

No star here laces

23:56 / 04.05.04

Riz - it's just cos you're a young revolutionary...

rizla mission

09:15 / 05.05.04

Oh, ok then.

As long as it's not cos he's an annoying student arsehole with bad hair..

Man, I can't even remember the last time I did anything even vaguely revolutionary.. must try harder..

I've always assumed Jubilee as my totem X-person, but I guess she'd be Rage by default..

Matthew Fluxington

11:47 / 05.05.04

BK, Psylocke is dead! Dead, and lame! Psylocke hasn't been cool since 1989! Angel is so much more rad.

11:52 / 05.05.04

Persephone: Martha? whooooowhaaaa?

12:33 / 05.05.04

It was between Dust and Martha for you, plummy. I went Martha because of the braininess & also the relationship with Ernst.

gridley

12:51 / 05.05.04

If I remember correctly, Plums, this makes you my imaginary girlfriend.

12:59 / 05.05.04

sorry, not clear. I haven't read X-men, so i have no idea who Martha is....

13:05 / 05.05.04

Brain in a jar, Bengali. On a string.

13:16 / 05.05.04

Christ.

G-rrreat.

*I'm* the 'brain in a jar'? Round *here*?

13:19 / 05.05.04

That's you. Upside is, you've got syringes sticking out of you. Wahay.

13:23 / 05.05.04

IV drugs?

Things are looking up...

13:26 / 05.05.04

Well, they would do if you had eyes.

13:27 / 05.05.04

You are very brainy. This is me saying that you are brainy.

Simply put, this list is people I think are rad crossed with characters I think are rad. I mean, I could go into how I think Martha is a totally deep character. How much do you want me to geek out?

13:31 / 05.05.04

Martha's sort of "very brainy" by exclusion, though, isn't she? In the way that only a brain in a jar on a string can be.

13:32 / 05.05.04

She's a super telepath!

13:33 / 05.05.04

*g* I'm only kidding.

but geek out as much as you like, I'm definitely intrigued now, having had a quick google....

Do I have eyes? am I queer? where are my IV drugs?

(i'm still frankly astonished still that around here, you have me pegged me as 'the brainy one'. there isn't a mutant power for 'immobilising people by sating all their culinary desires', then?)

13:35 / 05.05.04

(but thankyou, really. I'm coming off hugely ungrateful sounding here, aren't I? oops. and 'nesh isn't helping. As usual. )

Bear

13:36 / 05.05.04

One of those Cuckoos, I can live with that...

I can't let the WWE be mentioned without giving it a go -

Solitaire Rose - Undertaker
Mordant - Gangrel
Haus - William Regal
Gypsy Lantern - Rey Mysterio
Flyboy - Ric Flair (or maybe The Rock)
Rage - Kane
toksik - Bobby The Brain

Could have mentioned Eugene but the less said about that story line the better...

13:43 / 05.05.04

Flyboy/Anna = Fantomex/EVA is so dead-on!

I can certainly see it in the sense of Anna being custodian of Flyboy's central nervous system...

13:44 / 05.05.04

Oh shit, don't even get me started. I mean, Martha's story isn't pretty. She's the victim of a horrible crime. She used to have a body, but they wanted her brain. Yet she lives, she get revenge, she forms friendships... if I were writing this comic, I would run run run with the concept of No-Girl.

13:54 / 05.05.04

see, Iwas going with 'nesh's exclusion line, but now I have a *past*.

Cool.

13:57 / 05.05.04

'nesh, which one of the NXM has a mutant super-powered wooden spoons for hands?

14:01 / 05.05.04

That'd be Spoonatic.

14:02 / 05.05.04

Thanks.