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THE LATE SHIFT: 4 real, holmes!

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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

00:55 / 21.04.04

Goodness Gracious Meme

01:14 / 21.04.04

yeuchh.

no.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:15 / 21.04.04

If only I had some potted meat!

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

01:19 / 21.04.04

It's the 'Food Product' bit that makes it sound so lip-smackingly appealing.

Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!

01:20 / 21.04.04

That just means it's real food! Not pretend! You know this is food! It says so! FOOD!

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

01:58 / 21.04.04

Mmmmmmmmmmm! Food Pie!

02:58 / 21.04.04

Silly people. That meat's not in a pot, it's in a tin. It's tinned meat. Which has a much more pleasant sound, I think.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

02:59 / 21.04.04

It's like the "cheese food" you can get from Kwik Save.

Mmm... cheese food and fake Monster Munch sandwiches...

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:37 / 21.04.04

allo? *rubs crystals*

is there anybody the-e-e-e-re?

23:40 / 21.04.04

Half-in and half-out. How've you been keeping?

23:40 / 21.04.04

Hello BiP. I'm here, but am as pissed as a piss, so might not be around for much longer. You well, though?

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:46 / 21.04.04

nae badavar... stressful things which seem to be receeding, discovered a cheap and deliciceuse wine... et vous?

23:53 / 21.04.04

Yeah, that makes no sense to me whatsoever. I'm off to bed. G'night. x

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

23:54 / 21.04.04

Ullo! 'oi'm 'ere. (I'm gonna post as Pam Ayres for a bit, if that's okay.)

Goodness Gracious Meme

23:55 / 21.04.04

heh. night SW.

Stoats, must you? how's you?

23:58 / 21.04.04

Stoatie, you can only be Pam Ayres if you make all your posts rhyme.
Although there are probably better ways of spending your time.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:01 / 22.04.04

oi rurly don't know what oi musta bin thinkin'
seems a bit weird cos oi 'avent't been drinkin'

I can't keep this up any longer. I swear there was a point- I've just forgotten what it was. (Actually, there probably wasn't.)

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:01 / 22.04.04

Bedhead, please to not encourage him
It's sad and really rather dim.

Goodness Gracious Meme

00:04 / 22.04.04

Think its time for me to be off,
before i get stuck like this.

nnight.

00:05 / 22.04.04

Blimey. Goodnight!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:17 / 22.04.04

Was it something Pam said?

00:37 / 22.04.04

Hello?

Who's this Pam person?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:56 / 22.04.04

She is a "humorous" poetess who used to always be on TV when I was a kid.

02:08 / 22.04.04

Sounds creepy.

02:14 / 22.04.04

SHAZAM!

hullo.

02:19 / 22.04.04

my hair keeps snapping... i have longer hair than i have had since school... and i think its longer thanit ever was then, too.

is it just what happens with long hair, or am i getting scurvy?

ninjas dont get scurvy, y'know? that would really shit me.

02:50 / 22.04.04

You obviously need to change conditioners. Try something with pro-vitamin b. (not that I know what that is, but it sounds cool.)

02:53 / 22.04.04

i eat a lot of marmite, is that okay?
i think its B vitamins.
dunno if any of them are pro, mind.

03:01 / 22.04.04

Marmite? Isnt that some sort of synthetic covering?

Drink alot of water.

03:05 / 22.04.04

man, marmite is fucked up... they made it originally from the leftovers of beer production and it is the best source of vitamin b for vegans there is.

i always drink lots of water, but that is good advice.

so what are you doing up?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:07 / 22.04.04

Marmite's cool. It's what they make Twiglets from. And Twiglets rule.

03:12 / 22.04.04

twiglets do rock.. have you tried the curry ones? sounds fuk'n wrong, but oh-no-its-not.

flavouringmachinego!

03:12 / 22.04.04

WTF are Twiglets? Small twings? (around here we call them sticks)

As for what Im doing im still recoving from the mother of all cold/stomach flue/all the evil thrown right at me. I spent over 9 hours in a blood drained stupor due to the fact that my nose bled incessantly for said 9 hours.At one point my kitchen floor so blood coated that it looked like a set from C.S.I. No coagulation for Keggers. Coagulation denied!
But im feeling much better now!

03:14 / 22.04.04

on the upside, that musta looked fucking mental.
are you heamophiliac, or was it a one off?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

03:19 / 22.04.04

Yow, that sounds fucking horrible. Although, as toksik says, the visual aspect probably rocked.

twiglets are a crispy snack food traditionally served in a big bowl at middle-class parties. And they rule.

Curry flavour? Fuck. That sounds awesome.

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