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I think that pirate cake would be better. I am a ninja, one of the few who seems to lateshift, and I must confess that I think ninja cake would be bland. Pirate cake would be scarfed down in a disgusting and speedy fashion, and you'd wake up with the worst stomach ache of your entire life, but it would have been delicious. You'd tell yourself you'd never do such a horrible thing ever again, until the memory of the stomach ache faded, and temptation would once more rise.
Ninja cake would be excessively mild, and you would have to eat it in very slim slices, ritually cut. I think the cake itself would probably not be poisoned, but the tea that ritual requires it to be eaten with would either knock one out cold or kill a person. |
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