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Lateshift XIV: The Search For Pie

 
  

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Bed Head
22:16 / 31.03.04
So, while we're waiting for Obi-Wan to get his force up...

whatcha drinking tonight, whatcha listening to, what’s the weather been like, what’s the thing that made you smile most today, blah blah yadda yadda. This is the internet people, lets aimlessly chew the cud here already.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:17 / 31.03.04
You're calling me a padewan? I dont think so you nerf herder!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:18 / 31.03.04
Hey there BH! Im drinking redwine. You?
 
 
Mazarine
22:20 / 31.03.04
Did you make it yourself?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:21 / 31.03.04
yes. Chiati.
 
 
Mazarine
22:25 / 31.03.04
How'd it turn out?
 
 
Grey Area
22:28 / 31.03.04
I have no wine. And who are you to call me a nerf herder???
 
 
Bed Head
22:28 / 31.03.04
You’re always drinking red wine, Keggers! It’s just one of your many adorable qualities. One of these days Lithers from all around the world are going to converge on your flat for the mother of all piss-ups.

Is it raw, loose, unfettered wine, or have you saturated it with spices?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:29 / 31.03.04
Niiice! Very very nice. I highly recommend it.
Wine. Its whats for diner.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:35 / 31.03.04
Its from a kit and Im using an electric wine filter.Most of my wines are from kits unless Im making wine from fruits or whatever, I've done pear wine (which tasted like pear cider) and rhubarb wine (which tasted like crap). But today its just chiati without the spices. I usually heat the red when spicing it.
 
 
Grey Area
22:50 / 31.03.04
Do those kits generally work out for you first go? Or did it take some practice and adjustment of the instructions?

And to anyone who ever thinks that it'll be better to print out 1650 pages on a lexmark laser printer than dealing with the dragon in reprographics: Bring a packed lunch and a book to read. 50% done after only 4 hours. Go Lexmark...maker of the world's slowest printers since 19muttermutter.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:50 / 31.03.04
hey all.

Kegboy, it's only fair to warn you that I am at this moment assembling a vast extendable straw, which I'm going to push over the atlantic, through several states, to your house. And thusly into the first bottle of chianti I can find.

*slurp*

cheers!
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:52 / 31.03.04
Dear god no!!! Thats my bladder you've hit!!!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:54 / 31.03.04
hey, it's 90% chianti anyway...

rather odd bouquet though.
 
 
Grey Area
22:55 / 31.03.04
Wow. The first transatlantic cathetrisation, performed right here on Barbelith. Who wants to write this up for The Lancet?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:56 / 31.03.04
better be you. I'm pished.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:57 / 31.03.04
just to piss BiP off, im chugging a gallon of hotsauce and the leftovers from Fearfactor!
 
 
Grey Area
22:59 / 31.03.04
Ooo...that will be one heck of a hangover.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
22:59 / 31.03.04
*splutter*


*Pours deep heat/cayenne pepper/gasoline mix into straw*

*lights match*
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:07 / 31.03.04
Was: bengali in platforms
Is: bengalie in flames
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:08 / 31.03.04
(if you're wondering the 'e' is the sound s/he makes while the burning!)
 
 
Ethan Hawke
23:08 / 31.03.04
(bengal) tyger, tyger burning bright?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:13 / 31.03.04
darling Keg, I think you'll find the burning is a little closer to home. I live higher up than you, ergo, the flaming mixture is pouring down the giant straw, into yr bladder.

And with all that alkyhol in yr system, yr a timebomb.

There'll be semi marinated bits of Keg everywhere...
 
 
Grey Area
23:15 / 31.03.04
You just can't script spontaneous comedy like this.
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:16 / 31.03.04
How do you know where I live? Or how do I know where you live? I may live in a secret floating fortress for all you know. In fact I may be floating right over you now. Actually, I may be posting from inside your house!!
(insert evil laughter)
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:17 / 31.03.04
(insert even more evil laughter)
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:19 / 31.03.04
what-ever.

my magical homing straw is still embedded in yr bladder, filling you with pepperypetrolly goodness.

Perhaps if I aim carefully, I can shoot the kegnuggets into the Gastro thread?
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:23 / 31.03.04
Nobody may use the term kegnuggets!!!! (Its scares the bejezus out of me!)
 
 
Bed Head
23:24 / 31.03.04
Judging from the evil laughter, I think he’s rather enjoying the burning sensation, BiP. For the love of God, stop tickling his fancy like that.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:24 / 31.03.04
< market trader's voice >

Roll up, roll up, get yr piping hot kegnuggets, any..... minute .... now....
 
 
Saint Keggers
23:26 / 31.03.04
I may look like The Human Torch but I pack a The Thing wallop! Grrr!
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:35 / 31.03.04
You don't scare me, nuggetboy. (? i'm assuming yr male. you might be a nuggetgirl, or a nuggetgrrrl for all i know)

heh. can we call you 'nugget' from now on?
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
23:37 / 31.03.04
anyway, i'm off to bed. or actually, couch and video, so 'nnight all.

*makes yahboosucks gesture at Keg*
 
 
Grey Area
23:57 / 31.03.04
We could offer Kegnuggets to the general populace. They'd make a great addition to our college paper writing business.

I'm looking for something to scream out loud. Something that encapsulates the feeling you get when you spend four hours printing out research material and then the entire 1650 page stack falls off your desk and you can now look forward to sorting it all out again. At three in the morning. Any suggestions?
 
 
gotham island fae
00:24 / 01.04.04
Grey Area, "Plist".

And be sure to vibrate it like a Crowley/GD Godname, each letter getting proper presentation.

Sorry.
 
  

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