Amy Lame is my best mate now - at least as far as Xoc's relatives are concerned. His aunt was down visiting for the day, and conversation turned to Celebrity Fat Club (or whatever). She enthused about what a nice person that Amy Lame seemed (and she apparently hadn't realised that Amy was a big ol' screaming lesbo); we waxed lyrical about how Ms Lame ran this weekly club really near us, and, as regulars, we knew her really well, etc., etc. Xoc's aunt asked us to tell Amy she was a big fan.
That evening, we went along to Duckie, and I managed to prise the lovely Amy away from her sour-faced girlfriend for a moment.
Me: I have to pass on a message to you.
Amy: Oh yes?
Me: My partner's sixty-year-old aunt's seen you on TV, and says to tell you you're lovely.
Amy: Oh, thankyou!
Me: I think you've turned her...
Amy tittered, and her overparanoid Princess Anne-esque partner glared at me. We had a Moment.
I love Amy. She's so gracious... |