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Lateshift XIV: The Search For Pie

  
  

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Mazarine
22:05 / 30.03.04
When did togas go out of mainstream fashion (drunken frat boys notwithstanding)? They seem so comfy. And metal crowns of leaves, that's just pretty! I mean, I don't generally do anything in a day that I couldn't do in a toga.

And also, why the hell don't people walk around during classes any more? What's with all the sitting? Walking gets the blood flowing.
 
 
Bed Head
22:24 / 30.03.04
Togas, grapes, people walking around in classes...You’re showing off your classical education again, right Maz?
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:09 / 31.03.04
Its noon o'clock where I am...early lateshift while I drink my coffee. Im off from work for the second night in a row due to injury (sadly, not mine.)
 
 
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15:14 / 31.03.04
What? It's still daylight outside and this threads here!
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:19 / 31.03.04
yes..but if you close your eyes you can still see the night.
 
 
agvvv
15:22 / 31.03.04
Wodghtspåjffdguiådobgjrfd.. Sorry.. forgot to open my eyes again.. damn you Keggers, now I forgot what to say!
 
 
Bed Head
15:23 / 31.03.04
Keggggeeerrrrrrsss!! *hugs*

Lend us a tenner.
 
 
agvvv
15:25 / 31.03.04
I got a fiver..
 
 
Bed Head
15:41 / 31.03.04
ZZeeeennnbooyyyyy!! *hugs*

Could you post it to me, by any chance? I’ll pm you my address.
 
 
agvvv
15:44 / 31.03.04
Sure.. no prob..
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:52 / 31.03.04
I'd lend you a tenner, but its canadian so you'd probably be best holding up a bank for the tenner.
 
 
agvvv
15:54 / 31.03.04
yeah.. the fiver is norwegian.. I`ll still mail it to you though.. Its really lovely and shiny-looking? btw, Keggers, didnt we agree to met up in room 453? By the time I got there, all that was left was empty beer cans.. why?
 
 
Saint Keggers
15:57 / 31.03.04
453? I thought it was 452!! I was using theother room to store my empties till I brought them back to the store and bough a yatch with the 5 cent refund monies.
 
 
agvvv
16:01 / 31.03.04
Damn! Oh well.. what colour is your yatch? did it come with a x-ray beam or dancing pirates in any form.. did it?
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:29 / 31.03.04
The yatch is painted with the multicoloured paint that changes colour depending on the angle you look at it. It does not have dancing pirates on it (there are some on the secret island) but you can load the cannon with ninja and fire them. A popular pastime is to fire a ninja into the sky and try to hit them with another cannon. It also does not have an X-ray beam but does come with a laser. A popular pastime is using it on ninja while screaming "No Mr.Bond! I expect you to die!!" Good times that.
 
 
agvvv
16:37 / 31.03.04
Ahh.. perfect.. Mind if I take it for a "test drive" so to speak? I promise to bring it back.. and oh, is it possible to use japanese kamikaze dwarfs instead of ninjas?
 
 
Mazarine
16:39 / 31.03.04
Showing off my classical education? No no no, I'm just contemplating. I know better than to show off here. It may work in real life, but here, it's just a smackdown waiting to happen.
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:42 / 31.03.04
Why yes Adrian, you can use kamikaze dwarf although I find they dont make as delightful sound as ninja do when they get all explody.
 
 
Grey Area
16:54 / 31.03.04
Did you go for that 200-hamster engine? Or did the salesman talk you into getting that eco-friendly whale harness?
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:57 / 31.03.04
Salesman? I made this yatch myself! Its powered by a love/hate drive.
 
 
agvvv
17:02 / 31.03.04
Wow.. did you make your own hamster engine too? btw, kamikaze dwarfs go all "yuaphi pi pi pi pipipipipipipi PIIIIIIIIIIII blup" when they explode, while ninjas just go "mamamamamam mama kala kala kalakalaklak BOOmmmm".. see how they slack off at the end of BOOM.. I go for the dwarfs every time.. Except sundays when I like to keep it quiet..
 
 
Saint Keggers
17:10 / 31.03.04
No...its hedgehogs all the way!
 
 
Grey Area
17:34 / 31.03.04
You stay away from the hedgehogs! How dare you use those adorable, slug-eating bundles of joy as ammunition!!! Use the porcupines if you must, but stay away from the feckin' hedgehogs!

*strokes hedgehog* Don't worry (ow!) darling, we won't let (ouch!) the bad man stuff his cannon with you...
 
 
Saint Keggers
19:25 / 31.03.04
Hey! My hedgehogs love powering my ship! It makes them all tingly!
 
 
Bed Head
20:50 / 31.03.04
Righto, so I’m clearly too thick for the ‘too clever for Barbelith thread’, I’m too new for the ‘Old members are fucking boring’ thread, and I’m way too feeble and decrepit to fit in the ‘New members are fucking stupid’ thread. So, I’m here, again. I’ll always be good at being late. Who will join me?
 
 
sleazenation
20:52 / 31.03.04
Am here and asking the question - what is the opposite of ego anihilation?
 
 
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20:55 / 31.03.04
Cocaine?
 
 
Grey Area
21:00 / 31.03.04
Flattery?
 
 
Bed Head
21:01 / 31.03.04
Ovulation?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:01 / 31.03.04
brown nosing!
 
 
Mazarine
22:05 / 31.03.04
Multiple personality disorder?
 
 
Grey Area
22:08 / 31.03.04
Has anyone ever seen one of these and could give me a review? Or does someone own one? I'm thinking of investing in one, as my current bag's a piece of crap with all the utility and style of a wet paper bag.
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:09 / 31.03.04
The barbequotes thread?
 
 
Saint Keggers
22:09 / 31.03.04
I refuse to buy a red x!
 
 
Grey Area
22:13 / 31.03.04
Patience, yound padawan...I have asked for my minor error in html coding to be fixed.
 
  

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