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alright, we've strayed off topic again
the topic was, if i remember correctly, the perceived intellectual stimulis of pork products
so, to continue:
i believe consuming the pigs flesh transfers the pigs' thoughts, emotions and life lessons into the body of the feeder. and since pigs are widely considered to be the smartest mammal on four legs, (and also, among pigs themselves, considered God's Chosen Animal) the flood of additional information strikes the brain and produces an epiphanous flash of hyper heightened thought process, during which the synapses fire at such a rate as the ideas and realizations spill forth like pudding from an overturned buffet table |
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