12:26:41 [aussie] Because whothehell's is headed for oblivion.

12:27:08 [whothehell] think?

12:27:22 [aussie] The snobtroll mods will be on whothe's topic like maggots on a corpse.

12:27:37 [whothehell] is that not a legitimate subject for the forum?

Lurid Archive

18:09 / 26.02.04

Any reason this shouldn't be moved to the conversation?

aus

18:14 / 26.02.04

Exactly. That's what I said.

whothehell@where?

18:16 / 26.02.04

it shouldn't be moved to conversation for a few reasons...

first of all, if i had wanted the fucking thing in conversation, i'd of put it there

secondly, it's about minimalism

dick

aus

18:19 / 26.02.04

It was supposed to be magick to make Barbelith less torturous and bring back May Tricks. That's what I commissioned.

Now I want my deposit back.

aus

18:28 / 26.02.04

Is it in the Conversation yet? I'm getting impatient.

whothehell@where?

18:28 / 26.02.04

content will save the thread from displacement

the elimination of superfluous objects, notions and activities from everyday life would eleviate stress, monetary struggle, etc.

and if universally practiced, quite possibly right all the wrongs in the world

what are your views on minimalism

discuss

the garden gnome

18:33 / 26.02.04

hi....I'm the local garden gnome and I have a broken cockbon.....oh

I thought this was a support group for those who have broken off their genetalia (albeit a porcelain dick) in the backend of a magicK flamingo

my bad

so, can anyone tell me where that group is meeting?

aus

18:34 / 26.02.04

Are you talking about an attempt to deconstruct consensual belief structures, free the energy trapped by these beliefs and radically alter the movement of the quantum flux?

gridley

18:40 / 26.02.04

well, they say an clean room is less stressful than a cluttered one (and by "they" I mean my girlfriend), so I can see how a minimalist message board might be more theraputic that one that's full of more varied complicated ideas.

whothehell@where?

18:44 / 26.02.04

and think of the lives you could save if minimalism were applied to the automotive industry

eliminate all the distractions, radio, climate controls, etc and you'll see a drastic drop in the number of highway fatalities

or take that one step further and declare the automobile superfluous and eliminate them all together

gridley

18:49 / 26.02.04

All right, I'm convinced of your thesis that minimalism can make certain things (if not all things) less torturous, but the real question is how you would implement minimalism on any kind of enforcable scale. Is that why this debate is in Magick? Will you use some sort of Chaos magick to bring it about?

whothehell@where?

18:53 / 26.02.04

i will rise to rule this fucked up sphere and enforce my will through force and fear

minimalism will be crammed down the masses throats and chased with grain alcohol

all dissenters will be magically disappeared

the k at the end of magick will be the first casualty of my new policy

whothehell@where?

19:18 / 26.02.04

"Ritual, religion and mysticism - from Christianity to chaos magick, transformation and change, from Crowley to Phil Hine."

loop hole bitches!

"transformation and change" - the transformation and change bit applies

the populations of the earth will have to adapt to change during the transformation to strict minimalism

lets see 'em move it now!

the garden gnome

19:33 / 26.02.04

hi, I'm the garden gnome and I have a jackassholery problem...*hi garden gnome...it seems there is an addiction problem associated with being associated with jackass wherein one themselves can become an asshole.

pablo picasso was never called an asshole, he'd even drive down the street in his el dorado fer chrissakes!!!

wha?

the wrong fucking room again?!?!

magicK take me away!

Sugarimp

19:40 / 26.02.04

Oh, am I supposed to do my special Bodo shaman chant here?

Sonce I don't know who this May Tricks person is, someone else will have to provide me with a verse and I'll translate, and bring the chant to life with my inherited shamanic powers...

whothehell@where?

19:51 / 26.02.04

verse: who the hell cares, it's all so superfluous, so lets throw away the cell phones, and do some fucking drinking

LVX23

19:54 / 26.02.04

Hi..I'm a lawn flamingo and I have this porcelain wang stuck in my ass. Does anyone know where to get some gnome repellent?

aus

20:03 / 26.02.04

Sugarimp, you've found the May Tricks farewell thread. The situation we want improved is explained in the initial post.

I'm sorry that we can't pay you, but we have a minimalist, non-materialist position. Paying someone for magick would be hypocritical.

Sugarimp

20:15 / 26.02.04

Aus, it wouldn't be hypocritical for me... that only applies to white magick wiccan people. I'm a brown skinned barbarian animistic Bodo. I will accept payments in beer and chocolates. However, I still need a decent verse, not the one whothehell provided here because his just sucks donkey ass.

Sugarimp

20:38 / 26.02.04

Oh, and just because you're my "fiance", Whothehell, it doesn't mean I'm not going to tell the truth about your sucky verse.

aus

20:38 / 26.02.04

'm a brown skinned barbarian animistic Bodo

I think the conceptual problem with this thread is that whothehell@where was confused between animism and minimalism.

whothehell@where?

20:42 / 26.02.04

there was no conceptual problem

everything was carefully calculated

gridley

20:47 / 26.02.04

animinimalism = reducing all things to animals

Sugarimp

20:59 / 26.02.04

minianimalism= worshipping little animals?

Mister Snee

02:12 / 27.02.04

Minimalism Mouse!