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Barbecrush 2004

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Ganesh

23:40 / 01.06.04

Urgh. Barbecrush. Like Bengali, I'm not in a vastly crushy mood at the moment (unless we mean in the deeply ambivalent, queasily-murderous-toward-small-mammals 'crush video' sense). Perhaps I'll warm up to it.

Having said which, I do feel stirrings of warm toastiness towards Olulabelle, for her 'snubbing Sada' anecdote. Class.

Sax

06:43 / 02.06.04

Hey, what have you done with Xoc, you twat? He hasn't been around here for ages. I crush him, anyway. For no other reason than that.

Ganesh

07:40 / 02.06.04

I KEEL HEEM!

ONLY NICE THINGS

07:42 / 02.06.04

Oh crikey. My left brain has lost it. Well, it always was... artistic.

I too am delighted by Olulabelle's Sada-snubbing. Sada, in a competitive field, raised the bar for vacuous, self-involved hippies whose papaya body scrub could be made from dead babies without occasioning any outcry beyond "but I'm a vegetarian!", and she. Must. PAY.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

08:14 / 02.06.04

I've had a total crush on Olulabelle for a while now. Not only does she entirely rock, but I seem to recall there was a picture of her somewhere which made it clear that she is, in no uncertain terms, gorgeous.

[sighs]

[plucks petals off roses]

[plucks petals off cacti]

[takes chainsaw to oak tree]

[gets arrested]

[sits in cell, sustained only by memory of picture]

[meets lunatic old man with map to vast treasure]

[escapes from prison and disguises self as mysterious count]

[and so on]

Sax

08:22 / 02.06.04

"Nurse! More Bromide!"

We're The Great Old Ones Now

08:23 / 02.06.04

There are nurses?

Cooooool...

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

14:18 / 02.06.04

This "Barbecrush"...

will it destroy Armoured Vehicles?

*prepares to write Checque*

8===>Q: alyn

16:08 / 02.06.04

It's funny this should come up now, I was just thinking about how unsexy barbelith has been lately. Maybe it's just me. Post-menopausal and whatnot.

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

16:13 / 02.06.04

Yes.

Well.

You always flinch when I touch you these days.
It's like I'm alone here sometimes.

I don't know why we bother anymore.

* tears softly start to fall onto the pages of FABIO novel *

VonKobra,Scuttling&Slithering

15:21 / 03.06.04

We never even talk anymore.

*trembles like a leaf whilst softly caressing a worn photograph of Ridge Forrester*

pomegranate

15:26 / 03.06.04

bear.

Bear

17:15 / 03.06.04

I bet you mean that other bear, or your saying that as a bet? Admit it!

It's just like high school, she used to call me preppy and then she died.

Jack Denfeld

19:49 / 03.06.04

Does anyone have a barbecrush on me? I'm Mike Robot.

8===>Q: alyn

20:39 / 03.06.04

Not me.

Ganesh

21:11 / 03.06.04

Sorry. Bear, though; mmmm...

Sax

06:11 / 04.06.04

Surely MIKE ROBOT CRUSH! MIKE ROBOT SMASH!

Alex's Grandma

06:25 / 04.06.04

Mike, don't worry. Once you get your deal re: the Cannonball revamp, you'll have groupies literallly falling out of your ears. Believe !

pointless and uncalled for

11:19 / 04.06.04

gingerbop, bitchiekittie, Xoc & Ganesh (but only as a couple) and Kit-Cat Club who continues to steal my cigarettes.

Last year's list still applies, if you're interested.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:00 / 04.06.04

Ooh, so many...

Well, mono (as agreed in law apart from anything else), but also:
olulabelle, BiP and Ganesh (for offering sage advice which was much appreciated in and/from a thread in which I was just venting)

Rizla and von Kobra, for saying nice things about my blog when I didn't think anyone was gonna bother checking it

gingerbop, Bed Head, Keggers and Ms Dammerung (with apologies for not l/shifting for ages... under manners at work, y'know)

Angel, Invisible Al and Illmatic (cos they consistently, when I actually see them, give me good advice about alcohol)

of course, Baz Auckland, just cos he's ace

tons of others... most of you, in fact.

It'd be easier to say who I DIDN'T crush... but that'd just be nasty.

Bear

09:11 / 09.06.04

Now that I know what praying mantis looks like I can return the crushing!

Psi-lock is possibly the hottest Barbelither ever though...

Bitchiekitties lj make me feel like I'm 14 again...

The hot weather makes crushing much easier.

Psi-L is working in hell

09:18 / 09.06.04

For that comment Bear...you can have an extra large crush, hot weather or not.

pomegranate

13:59 / 09.06.04

bear, i bet you mean that other praying mantis, or yr saying that as a bet? admit it!!

Bear

14:22 / 09.06.04

Sorry did I say praying mantis, I meant to say toksik...apologies

Olulabelle

22:28 / 09.06.04

Oooooh.

Crikey, how lovely! I've come over all perculiar. *Fans self*. Clearly being mean to celebrities is the way forward.

If I Barbecrush everyone back is that Barbeslutty behaviour and cupboard love in its highest form?

*Goes away and dances little gleeful, happy Barbedance due to being crushed by such lovely people.*

Tryphena Absent

23:05 / 09.06.04

I totally barbecrushed Jack Doonfield but I'm not a big fan of robots.

Olulabelle

23:07 / 09.06.04

Jack Donfeld was pretty lovely as well.

Whatever happened to him? And who is this Mike Robot person casually soliciting for votes?

Matthew Fluxington

23:16 / 09.06.04

Jacques Danzfeld is the best Barbelith member ever!

The Falcon

23:51 / 09.06.04

I believe I crushed you herein, ungrateful Roboto.

Nimrod v. Cannonball serviced said Krush! into unmanageable proportion.

I would also like to, as standard, crush Scotland (well, toksik and yawn and myself) and Brighton.

Who else? Flyboy is sex on wings, and mean too. Grr.

Oh, I like dizfactor, too.

Olulabelle

18:40 / 19.06.04

I know I'm a week late for picnic crushing, but that's because of The Perilous Tale Of Why You Should Never Drink Too Much In The Sun With Lovely People And Why Chairs Have Four Legs, Not Two.

Anyway, so now I am picnic crushing Xoc and Ganesh for being utterly delightful and lovely in everyway, BiP for hilarious knitting stories and much Barefoot Doctor mockage, Flowers for general all round comedy value and camera fixing, the utterly lovely Illmatic and of course Kit Cat Club who shall henceforth be known as Hoxton Chick extraordinare for her red patent leather belt and total grooviness.

And everyone else who was there.

In fact basically I should crush Barbelith as a whole.

Much easier.

Cat Chant

10:58 / 20.06.04

Olulabelle! Dude! That is very, very sucky indeed. Glad to see you can type, at least.

Our Lady Has Left the Building

20:24 / 20.06.04

I fixed a camera?! And I'm glad my comedy puking hasn't put you off, people tell me I have an extreme sense of humour...

imaginary mice

17:39 / 19.11.04

Can I just say that I've saved this picture and I look at it from time to time when I'm bored at work. Nothing wrong with that, right? Gorgeous creature.

(Yes, I know I'm engaged, I haven't forgotten.)

NotBlue

21:11 / 19.11.04

I like ganesh for his openess and advice, since th days of the nexus in more names than this, just by being yourself and offering advice where you could, you have always helped, never pulled back.

Mike Modular

21:48 / 19.11.04

Yeah, Mice - I've arranged an organist to play Pull Thru' Barker when you walk down the aisle and everything...

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