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Barbecrush 2004

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Olulabelle

22:41 / 10.02.04

Come on...You know how it goes.

Me first:

I barbecrush Puck and Potguns for making me laugh so much and feel so welcome yesterday.

now let me think...

As you say, very similar to 2003, but updated.

As always, Olulabelle for being purple and shiny and lovely (especially in the troll thread).
De Jade is forever my true love. That we have never met is totally irrelevant of course.
May, Maz and Keggers in particular for being lateshifting lovelies.
And new for 2004:
40% for most lovely long PMs.

Shit. I've done it again. More than three indicates a barbeslag. Can I pretend I have a split personality, and claim two sets of tickets?

Olulabelle

23:30 / 10.02.04

No. You just have to proudly hold your hand up to being a barbeslag.

But it does mean that: I barbecrush Gingerbop for being quite the nicest barbeslag I have ever come across.

bitchiekittie

00:33 / 11.02.04

oooh how do I choose. I guess I'll start with the same crush I've had for quite a long time, since everyone already knows it: dear xoc, who is seemingly all around one of the most wonderful people I have never met.

how can anyone not be enchanted by him? you can't not. un-possible.

the Fool

02:17 / 11.02.04

I agree with Bitchiekittie. Funny, smart and well spoken. Bringing us the joys of Mandalay and arse candling (hehehe). Xoc is a star in the jewelled crown of barbelith. Even though I've never seen him I assume he must be a terribly sexy man, even if he isn't he has a very sexy brain!

And he's scottish to boot... *sigh*

40%

11:20 / 11.02.04

I obviously crush gingerbop back x infinity no returns. Mwah.

I also crush bitchiekittie, for the following reasons:

1. Her name and thread titles, like "Learn me good: Teach bk a thing or two". BK seems to be able to squeeze a bit of sauce into every syllable. Shame it actually was just about learning stuff

2. Being the first person to quote me without disagreeing afterwards.
3. Being generally funny - "you can't not. un-possible." Can't help but smile.

So, who's this Xoc guy then? Do you think I could take him?

deja_vroom

12:02 / 11.02.04

I have a crush on gingerbop (how practical and fitting for our deviant purposes, eh, hun, that our attraction is reciprocal...), about whom, since I saw her in that pic with that bottle of wine, I keep having these vivid fantasies of getting drunk with and then being mildly abused...

With May Tricks for her much speculated-upon physical prowess and endurance...

... and who still OWES ME ANOTHER PICTURE!

Pacha, who has no right to be absent like this...

grant, but in a manly, punch-in-the-arms way, for general niceness, brains and beard.

gingerbop

12:17 / 11.02.04

*Stamps up and down*
Im so excited! I have 3 mutual barbecrushes. Although Im slightly concerned that my biggest barbecrush has fantasies not about me, but a wine bottle. Sigh, always the way.

Papess

12:45 / 11.02.04

Oh Jade!

*blush*

One has to blush when royalty takes notice of you. Barbe-crushing you back de Jade! I will post another pic soon my darlink!

Of course, Ms. Gingerbop!, which I have already made perfectly clear I adore. Also, one has to spell her name with an exclaimation point. It just makes sense.

Ms. Rage, I barbe-crush you too. I mean....grRWOw!

Keggers...you just rock, my love.

Steelwelder...maybe it is just the angle of your pic, but uh, can I just say...YUM!

Oh god...I am a barbe-slut....I have more!

Frater Fae...for just being lovable!

Jack Fear....for telling it like it is. I love the straight-up, no-messing-about type.

bitchiekittie...adorable! In a nasty sort of way.

Wait? Wine bottles, Gingerbop!? Err...are you talking about me?
Ooooh no, no, no...hehe, I know who!

Mmmm...wine bottles... (I am sooo naughty!)

deja_vroom

13:26 / 11.02.04

gingerbop! (yeah, it *makes* sense), substitute "wine bottle" for mild sedatives, chloroform, what-have-yous, I just want to lay languidly while you... er... (mooost inappropriate, heheh... nevr'mind...)

*rabidly (as in, "foamy")blushes*

Cheap. Easy. Cruel.

14:49 / 11.02.04

Thank you May.

I have to admit a bit of a barbecrush on you as well. You sent me a really lovely PM just when I needed it. I had been having a bit of a bad day, and you cheered me right up!

A friendly and platonic barbecrush on both Grant and Dharmakaya Mass.

Grant because of his always topical links and interesting posts.

Dharmakaya Mass because he turned me on to the 'lith. Also, because he and I can sit down, have a heated (read: yelling) political discussion, then go get a pint and be perfectly fine with agreeing to disagree.

To the whole big lot of ye, for providing me with something other than the redneck bullshit I am surrounded by everyday at work.

Saint Keggers

14:58 / 11.02.04

A barbcrush on Everybody!
Extra Barbcrush to the following:
May Tricks just because, you know...so there!
All the Lateshifters 'cause you know you want it!
Persephone cause she's like consistantly amazing and stuff.
Tom Cause this is all his fault
and one to me cause dammit Im that damn amazing!

deja_vroom

15:27 / 11.02.04

Keggers, it is just *so* not fair to have a crush on yourself!! That'd be, like, the easiest convoluted-long-lasting romantic entangling/one night stand ever!

Saint Keggers

15:41 / 11.02.04

But I cant help myself! It was barbcrush at first sight!

Matthew Fluxington

16:32 / 11.02.04

Praying Mantis and Persephone are constantly awesome.

pomegranate

17:05 / 11.02.04

i think maybe it's a chicago thing, flux?

i'm taking a pg. from keggers book and claiming a crush on most everyone...extra crushes on white riot for being cute and british and saying 'doh!' in the dave matthews thread, and on flyboy for being cute and british and liking the afghan whigs.

diz

17:08 / 11.02.04

i will admit freely to having mad and largely pointless barbecrushes on Rage, Praying Mantis, Mister Disco (*gasp, swoon*), Deva, and sometimes Ganesh.

i also want to grow up to be like grant at some point in my life. that's kind of like a crush, i think.

Hieronymus

18:47 / 11.02.04

I have a barbecrush on myth8ngel.

Hugh_DeMann

21:59 / 11.02.04

barbeslag? definition if you please?

Saint Keggers

22:03 / 11.02.04

A barbelith based slut. Meant in a playful sense.

lennox lewis

22:18 / 11.02.04

so not someone who has slept with another member?

obviously I am new her but need some guidance...

Saint Keggers

22:25 / 11.02.04

No, just someone who has put many names on their barbcrush.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

22:27 / 11.02.04

with another member

There's a joke in here somewhere, I just know it.

The Puck

22:28 / 11.02.04

I dont normally like these things but as ive been mentioned, i just want to send phatt ass heart shaped vibes to Mix, Olulabelle, and Potguns for making what was just gonna be a quick pint, into one of the good nights that put a sloppy grin on your face all week

just want to send whats left of my nice thoughts to Y and swish, who just please me in a way that shouldnt be talked about

lennox lewis

23:51 / 11.02.04

boo yah shucks Puck im old
would have been nice to meet u (see my conversation request as a newbie). maybe next time?

lennox lewis

23:56 / 11.02.04

make that a 'gathering thread'. sorry to all the oldies?!

bio k9

01:42 / 12.02.04

I'd like to give a shout out to the handful of people that have managed to post in this thread without grossing me out. Consider yourselves crushed.

fussycat

08:28 / 12.02.04

Dharmakaya Mass, um... do I know you?

Papess

13:56 / 12.02.04

Whether I am one of those who has grossed you out or not Bio K9, I am Barbecrushing you like a BUG!

illmatic

14:44 / 12.02.04

Well, I barbecrush May, Oulabelle and another poster who will remain nameless. May, you're on everyone's list!

Gotta spread the love for my favourite forum. So, I also Barbecrush Cusm, Gypsy Lantern, Absence of Gravitas, Boy in a Suitcase, Perfect Tommy and ... hmmm, sure I'm missing someone ...for consistently solid contributions to the Magick Forum. Gypsy, you know I mean it in a manly "boxing at 4AM" kind of way. And can I just state for the record that fist fighting at 4am is a perfectly reasonable thing to do and has no homosexual connotations whatsoever. Get your minds out the gutter. I also Barbecrush Ghadis for services to the spirits of Dionoyous and letting me smoke all his fags. Okay, I'm easy, 10 Marlboro lights and i'm anyone's.

Jack Fear

14:56 / 12.02.04

I love the homosexual panic engendered in these threads. It's like a locker-room full of high-school wrestlers who really, really want to hug their teammates after the match, but just... can't...

Well, screw that.

Big sweaty heteroflexible man-love to grant, sweet and salty sender of many gracious e-mails, to Bed Head for recent good wishes and concern, and to E.Randy Dupre, the Pride of Shrewsbury, for yet again being the still-point voice of reason in this tempest-tossed teapot we call Barbelit,h for an amazing third year running.

All right, gentlemen--get 'em off.

40%

02:54 / 13.02.04

Dharmakaya Mass, um... do I know you?

Not really in the spirit of things, myth8ngel...

40%

03:00 / 13.02.04

Well you won't mind if I crush you then Jack Fear. Thank you for all your contributions to my threads. And for your beautiful, beautiful ass.

You can't ever accuse me of homosexual panic! (...Hmmm)

And while I'm at it, I may as well crush Suedehead, for being the very nicest of chaps.

I'm officially a Barbeslag now. And do you know what? I like it...

illmatic

06:53 / 13.02.04

It's not the homosexuality that worries me, it's the wrestling....

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