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Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
12:21 / 16.02.05
You probably want to watch this.
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
16:50 / 16.02.05
this looks so so so much better than what i'd been fearing...i'm really happy so far. zaphod: three arms! 2 heads...i'd prefer him to actual have two side by side heads, but i'll take what they have...

and i think mos def is looking very ford prefect...i can see this working...

really excellent...
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:58 / 16.02.05
Ummmmmmm ...

I'm excited, I'm looking forward to it, I'll be right in that goshdarned cinema in the front row etc, but ... it reminds me a bit too much of Men In Black and Shaun Of The Dead, both of which movies I adore, but I kind of hope it furrows its own path a bit more.

Still this is only a trailer, and may well not properly intimate the humorous nuances of the finished piece.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
01:31 / 17.02.05
Somebody elsewhere was saying it reminded them of MiB, and I've got to say that I really don't see the connection at all (even with what I'm presuming is the placeholder music). If anything, it looks surprisingly like I'd have expected the TV series to if it had a slightly bigger budget.

Whether that's a good thing, a bad thing, or just a thing remains to be seen.
 
 
Brigade du jour
10:47 / 17.02.05
Well, assuming the finished film isn't a work of comic genius in its own right (or even in the right of the book) and it closely resembles any other film then MiB would be my first choice actually.

I think what they have in common is that believably bemused but oh-well-let's-go-with-it attitude of fellow humans to the discovery of not one but many alien species. J (Will Smith) in Men In Black is basically Arthur Dent except slightly better qualified to cope with the very unexpected by virtue of being a police officer, while Dent is ... um, what is he? Just an ordinary thirty-year-old bloke in a dressing gown.

Which probably makes K (Tommy Lee Jones) a curmudgeonly riff on Ford Prefect, except of course only one of them is not from Earth.

And the talking dog? Um ... Zaphod I suppose.
 
 
A Bigger Boat
20:05 / 22.02.05
I've had time to check out the trailer properly now. Frame by frame on all the important bit - Guide graphics, Two-header action, y'know. Man, I'm salivating again.

I wish they hadn't cut away during Mos Def's "I'm not from Guilford" line to show Freeman's reaction - the line's so vital and would have allayed any last remaining worries about this unknow quantity. My mantra over the last few weeks has been along the lines of "The rest of the casting is spot on... this should work... this will work..."

That said, Mr Def provided the first of two laugh out loud moments whilst I was watching the trailer. The "You've grown" line. Great comic timing in both delivery and editing. Things are looking up and up.

The second laugh was the Hannah Barbera slapstick on Magrathea with the cast being smacked in the face one a a time then altogether. (Reminds me of Sideshow Bob stepping on all those rakes.)Then Zaphod shouting "Run!"

Childish of me? Maybe. But I'm pleasantly surprised that the two trailer moments that made me laugh were things that I haven't see/read/heard in other versions. In other words new material.

Unfortunately the only voice over work we heard was from the 40-a-day trailer voice (which didn't fit the trailer at all) and nothing from Mr Rickman or Mr Fry.

And what was that shot of Marvin walking across Arthur's front lawn amid Vogon lazer fire?

I'm priming myself for the differences, but not in a bad way. I'm hoping this treatment will make the material seem fresh to me.

And how can you not love that pull back reveal of the Vogon constructor fleet? Jonathan Frakes wishes he'd had something like that in First Contact (now let us never speak of that film again).

This could very well be the thing that we love that THEY don't fuck up. Whoever THEY are. Own up, you know who YOU are.

Peas out.
 
 
Brigade du jour
21:28 / 22.02.05
Aww Hypocritamus, you've made me all excited and optimistic about the film again!

Gawd bless ya, and forgive my former scepticism.
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
21:39 / 22.02.05
I shall not forgive thee!

I'm quite excited about this.
 
 
Sleepy
23:38 / 22.02.05


Zooey Deschanel (Trillian) and Sam Rockwell (Zaphod Beeblebrox) relaxing between takes. (Zaphod's third arm not pictured).
 
 
wicker woman
05:43 / 23.02.05
Man oh man oh man. Cannot wait for this. Mos Def turns into a penguin, Louis Farrakhan's head explodes.

Has anyone actually heard the person providing the voice for Marvin speak before? If so, does it actually seem like it'll work?
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
14:54 / 23.02.05
it's Alan Rickman - from Galaxy Quest, Die Hard, um...Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves...um...Dogma.

He'll be perfect. Sarcastic and depressed is his specialty - See Galaxy Quest for evidence.
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
15:03 / 23.02.05
Properly juiced from that trailer. April - Hitchhikers, May - Star Wars, June - War of The Worlds....sci fi'sville!
 
 
Benny the Ball
15:54 / 23.02.05
This film has jumped up the table to that which I'm most looking forward to now. I really like the music that's been used in both trailers - plus, I kind of like trailer-man's voice, it adds a strange mocking gravity to the whole thing, it's tone is both appropriate and totally wrong.
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
16:53 / 04.03.05


Seriously brilliant new internet only trailer
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
17:28 / 04.03.05
I am beyond excited.
 
 
Benny the Ball
17:36 / 04.03.05
Nothing conected to this film is making me not want to see it. It looks fantastic.
 
 
rising and revolving
15:59 / 07.03.05
The new internet trailer pushed me over the edge. I'm excited!
 
 
lekvar
01:17 / 10.03.05
There's just no way for me to be rational about this. This could stink as badly as the stage production was said to, (the one staged on ice) and it wouldn't matter one bit. I will still be first in line on April 29th, wearing a bathrobe and carrying a towel.

Part of me (a very small one, mind you) still doesn't accept Marvin or the change in Zaphod's phisiology. But Adams revised his own works (radio to play to book to TV to comicbook to movie) so many times I have a hard time making this version conform, mentally, to some supposed cannonical Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy.

The only problem I forsee is finding an Imax that'll be playing this.
 
 
A Bigger Boat
19:30 / 11.03.05
 
 
FinderWolf
20:13 / 11.03.05
>> This could stink as badly as the stage production was said to, (the one staged on ice)

WHAAAATT???!!??

Really?

It was ON ICE?!?!?!?

.....REALLY....?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
21:04 / 11.03.05
Being a bit of a loser, I went and freeze-framed the end of the 'rock music montage' bit of that trailer, to see if there were any hidden goodies.

There was this:

 
 
Billuccho!
23:04 / 11.03.05
I saw that too. So either it was just a hidden egg, or the Infinite Improbability Drive will actually turn them into little beanie puppets.

I do know that those plushie things will be actual merchandise for the movie, so that's neat.
 
 
Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!
21:32 / 11.04.05
Some news - the badness of which I leave you to decide.

MJ Simpson, a movie reviewer and seemingly a DNA fan, says that the movie is horrible. I'm not so sure, since it seems he's an anal retentive purist, but worth taking into account.

Click here to read the mostly negative review.
 
 
CameronStewart
04:22 / 12.04.05
I read that review earlier and found it sadly convincing - it doesn't sound like mere pedantic fanboy nitpickery, it really does sound like they've bungled the job....
 
 
Scrambled Password Bogus Email
08:29 / 12.04.05
Oh dear.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
08:41 / 12.04.05
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. I had such high hopes after the trailer...
 
 
Suedey! SHOT FOR MEAT!
08:55 / 12.04.05
I've still got high hopes, strangely enough...


Go here for a different opinion.

I'm just saying... at least there is a different opinion.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:27 / 12.04.05
Could go either way - the criticisms of the plot and the scripting in the PlanetMagrathea article sound convincing, but there is a rather adenoidal tone to the whole thing that suggests that he wouldn't have been happy unless the film had given him the opportunity to listen to the same classic one-liners in a fourth medium. I think hope remains...
 
 
Keith, like a scientist
12:34 / 12.04.05
AICN has an article about that negative review, where they basically say the guy "is seeing the forest through the trees." He's nitpicking lines and words, and not really enjoying the film as a film. He wants the book, word for word, on the screen, and this is, like LOTR, a movie adaptation...is it a good one? Well, it sounds like it might be from the majority of things I've heard.
 
 
lonely as a cloud...
12:44 / 12.04.05
That second review does seem a lot more promising; and while Simpson's criticisms did seem a bit ominous, he didn't really mention how the acting and delivery was, which can make a lot of difference...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
12:56 / 12.04.05
Wasn't there a link to a voucher for free screenings somewhere? I need that voucher, man! Can someone link back to it?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
13:08 / 12.04.05
Cameron: I read that review earlier and found it sadly convincing - it doesn't sound like mere pedantic fanboy nitpickery, it really does sound like they've bungled the job....

Really? I've only read the short, spoiler-free version, but I thought that pedantic fanboy nitpickery's almost exactly what it did sound like. Check, for example, the moaning that

It’s bad on a big scale because enormous swathes of the story have been dispensed with - most of the Guide entries, whole scenes

which, let's face it, is an imbecilic complaint. "It's shit because they've not managed to stick everything from a three-and-a-bit hour series into a two hour film! The horror!" Also, since when were the Guide entries "enormous swathes of the story"? Frequently, in the TV series, books and radio show, they were incidental jokes which existed independently of the surrounding narrative.

And the killer comment in that review has to be that

the film also suffers by having an entirely nonsensical plot.

This guy's supposed to be "the world's leading authority on the life and career of Douglas Noel Adams"? Am I missing something here? Is there another Douglas Adams somewhere? One who wrote plots that made sense, maybe?
 
 
This Sunday
14:39 / 12.04.05
Cricket genocide is an entirely sensible plot. Basis for all the universe, surely. Especially if it's got Thor in it, in a floating building, chatting up Trillian.

Anybody see the other movie with Mos Def and The Metatron Who Fought Bruce Willis? Any good? Any good as a demonstration of what they'll be like here?
 
 
Withiel: DALI'S ROTTWEILER
15:34 / 12.04.05
I've read the long review, and if it's accurate, then I'm severely fucking worried. Without spoiling anything, it looks like they've cut a lot of the dialogue, and most of the actual jokes. Furthermore, the plot doesn't make sense in that it really does have some fucking huge holes in it that seem immediately apparent (as opposed to the problems with the coherence of the series, which I feel aren't), and that it's nothing like the original. Insultingly so.
Very, very worrying, as is the business with really obvious product placement...
 
 
Tom Tit's Tot: A Girl!
16:49 / 12.04.05
I love that right out of the gate his review says "One thing which is totally irrelevant is 'How much of it did Douglas Adams write?' Douglas was not the best arbiter of what did or did not work in various versions of Hitchhiker's Guide: much of what we love in the story was created by other people or at least by Douglas in collaboration with other people, and some of his own ideas were wisely dropped from earlier versions. So 'but Douglas came up with that bit himself' is not a valid rejoinder to any criticism of changes made from previous versions."

And then moans about the additional line that the Sperm Whale has, and how the lines have changed about. I think he might have some sand in his vagina.

I think some of his criticisms are valid, others retarded. To bitch about the way the Infinite Improbability Drive works, or how the Heart of Gold operates... a bit of FanboyPantsInATwist-itis there, I think.

Let's face it, the reviewer seems like a tosser. My only worry is, what if he's a correct tosser?
 
  

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