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Todd, you have to want to be happy.
First, it's positive and not negative visualization because your goals are POSITIVE - you don't want to suck face with this woman who wronged you, and you most certainly don't want to have sex and accidentally impregnate her, binding you to her for eternity which is EXACTLY WHAT SHE SECRETLY WANTS.
Second, I think you need a much younger woman for a few good reasons. First, it will allow you to have the fun that you were denied because you spent so much time on your ex-girlfriend's leash. Now is the time for you to sow those wild oats and let yourself go. Who better to do that with than hot undergrads, especially if they are kinda goth? Goth girls are fucking hot, and you know it. You've told me so.
Another good reason to be with the undergrads is that they are young and will find you sexier just because you're older, "wiser," and an "artist." You can impress them with your paintings. They'll think that you're well read, especially if you start quoting from Dave Eggers books and taking them to McSweeney's functions. Frankly, no one else is going to dig you like these chicks will.
You'd look hot with a faux-hawk, too. You should consider it. I'll fax you over some pages from Vice, and we can talk about your new wardrobe later on. |
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